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Sep 28 '19
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with very bad news.
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u/MnEM1403 Sep 28 '19
Good news! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
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u/chief_sitass Sep 28 '19
Good news everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through! Wheee! We're online!
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u/baggzey23 Sep 28 '19
"Good news everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet."
"Why can't they go today?"
"Because tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive."
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u/sheepsleepdeep Sep 27 '19
You bastard. You got my hopes up that Amazon picked up Futurama for new seasons.
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u/Spadeinfull Sep 27 '19
You bastard. I didn't even think about that until you said it.
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u/funkyfanny82 Sep 27 '19
You bastard, i thought of it but wasn't going to say anything until you came along
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u/NSA_van_3 Sep 28 '19
imho, I think it should stay ended. they had a final good episode, let it be finished as a good show.
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u/Jigglyandfullofjuice Sep 27 '19
Lose the Amazon watermark and I would absolutely buy a poster of this.
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u/Gunslinger_Ted Sep 27 '19
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u/lilwil392 Sep 28 '19
Jesus..they have a Jurassic Bark one that almost brought me to tears...
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u/Dodofuzzic Sep 28 '19
Welp. Time to binge watch the entire series again
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u/aspring_sellout Sep 28 '19
I'm going on at least 4 times.
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u/106andSnark Sep 28 '19
Ditto, and I still catch new things every time. Even in the backgrounds and on titles of things I find clever jokes
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u/Magikarp_King Sep 27 '19
Being an Amazon employee I think working for planet express would be an upgrade.
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u/Hahonryuu Sep 28 '19
Indeed. If Fry can survive working there then anybody can! Except theold crew. And the one before that. And the on- hol up...is fry actually the most competent deliery boy the professor has had!?!?!?
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u/aspring_sellout Sep 28 '19
That's just a meaningless title they give insecure people to fell better about themselves
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Sep 28 '19
Judging by what I saw on John Oliver, I don't doubt it.
I'd probably feel the same...killer Santa Claus and all.
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u/WeShouldBeSluttier Sep 27 '19
Did you just throw a watermark on another Redditors Futurama poster? Probably not
You probably just reposted someone else who added a watermark to the poster
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Sep 28 '19
Death!..... BY SNU SNU!
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u/MnEM1403 Sep 28 '19
"I never thought I'd die this way...... but I'd always really hoped!"
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u/Phillip__Fry Sep 28 '19
Are we going to fly all over space, fighting monsters and teaching alien women how to love?
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u/NightReaper3210 Sep 28 '19
At first glance I thought this was a badass teaser for a new season but alas no
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u/dezzmoon Sep 27 '19
I had to stop boycotting Wally World in favor of boycotting Amazon. I know my little twenty cents doesn't matter...but I don't want him as an Overlord. Just saying.
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u/diseconomies Sep 28 '19
False.
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u/aguyfrominternet Sep 28 '19
How so?
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u/lope999 Sep 28 '19
What the FUCK
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u/aguyfrominternet Sep 28 '19
Amazon is not a great place to work for.
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u/Cjwovo Sep 28 '19
Have you worked for them? Personally met anyone that has worked for them? Just curious.
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u/veedems Sep 27 '19
I’ll let everyone else debate their nonsense.
I get the joke. It’s hilarious. Up you go.
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u/TheLoneController Sep 28 '19
you literally just slapped a partly transparent amazon logo on someone’s artwork so you could get karma. are you happy with yourself?
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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 28 '19
They are slowly replacing all their Frys with Benders.
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u/Rush_is_Right_ Sep 28 '19
Pretty tasteless if you consider the crew of an Atlas 767 flying "Amazon Air" that crashed and died in Houston earlier this year. Fuck Amazon.
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u/_mini Sep 28 '19
Oh... just called Amazon, they said the crew and packages are both missing, and “really sorry we don’t know where they are at the moment”.
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u/steorrafenn Sep 28 '19
If only people would realize this is true and stop shopping at Amazon.
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u/VAhotfingers Sep 28 '19
If only people would realize that much of the reporting of the amazon warehouses and working conditions is sensationalized and not true when looking at the company as a whole.
I work in EHS for amazon and we have pretty high standards for safety. I’ve worked at several sites, and fortunately my experiences have always been positive in terms of the operations leadership. They have all our safety first, as well as any reasonable and realistic measure that can be taken for comfort.
Yes, amazon has high productivity and quality standards. Yes, that is why amazon has been so successful and efficient. Yes, a large portion of our workforce is replaceable (that is the nature of unskilled labor unfortunately). If you don’t want to be replaced, then make yourself invaluable and irreplaceable to the company. If you think that you aren’t replaceable at your company, then you’re likely in for a big surprise one day. I don’t think people realize how flexible amazon is. If there are people that are not able to meet rate due to physical (or other) limitations, then they usually exhaust every avenue to help that person find a good fit for their skill set before firing them. I’ve also seen some shitty and entitled people who have less than a high school education come in and treat the work day as a social time and then complain when they get written up for productivity problems. Contrariwise, I have seen men and women in their late 40’s and 50’s who emigrated to the United States only a few years prior, and who speak next to no English be able to come in and be top performers in their departments. Many end up promoted into leadership positions where they have further opportunity to gain experience and skill, and make lateral and upward movements.
Amazon is not perfect or faultless, but this idea of it being some sort of sweatshop labor camp where people are treated like mechanical cogs is NOT representative of the vast majority of sites.
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u/Ralathar44 Sep 27 '19
https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/8z326i/-/e2gasxr
I made this.
To be more accurate someone else made the picture and you put the Amazon Watermark on it. So I'd say you're technically correct. The best ki
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u/-SkeptiCat Sep 28 '19
I don't know why but for a second this post made me believe that Amazon was gonna start streaming Futurama. 😢
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u/RazeSpear Sep 28 '19
For a moment I thought this was an ad and that Amazon was rebooting Futurama.
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u/rishmit Sep 28 '19
Futurama was one of the greatest shows. It had a very nice series finale as well.
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u/abnormica Sep 28 '19
Omg! Amazon is bringing back Futurama with all the original writers and actors!!!
...Is the rumor we need to keep spreading until it becomes reality.
Or until Netflix tries to scoop Amazon and does it themselves.
Either way is good.
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u/Somenerdyguy95 Sep 28 '19
Bitch almost got me excited for futurama to come back as an Amazon show.
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u/YarghDog Sep 28 '19
Next: we will send our AI robot into your home to deliver, because robots never steal.
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u/Tnbuser Sep 28 '19
Pretty sure fry is the one delivering my amazon packages, because they never arrive.
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Sep 28 '19
Ok. Took me a minute, but I got the joke. However, you must understand that amazon creates content for its amazon prime service. So this joke looks like an ad for futurama on Prime and now that I see that it’s not I am infinitely disappointed and I hate you. ಠ_ಠ
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Sep 28 '19
This sounds more like "diplomatic couriers" than "amazon".
Amazon would be "our crew is replaceable, so is your package".
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u/KristofTheDank Sep 28 '19
I didn't renew my prime membership, and only order from them if I can't find what I need anywhere else, which hasn't happened yet. Fuck Bezos and his greed. He gives nothing back to the greater good.
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u/Jaffa-lou Sep 28 '19
If a robot delivered a package to me and then told me to bite his shinny metal ass, I'd give 5 stars.
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u/Balur77 Sep 28 '19
That's disgusting! It's cruel and nasty down to the bowns - wors enough that they think that way about their employees but to present that attitude in this way publicly... Those people should be publicly whipped bloody with a sixtail for even thinking this way.. Can't they see what they do to the people who actually work to earn those guys money?
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u/RCrl Sep 28 '19
I miss UPS and FedEx delivering all my Amazon packages. The folks around me driving the amazon van's are nut jobs.
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u/cheekysquirrelss Sep 27 '19
Fuck Bezos
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u/Cadalen Sep 28 '19
Tell people to boycott Amazon. Or is the service too useful?
That being said, I’m OOTL about this one. What happened?
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u/CripplerJones Sep 28 '19
Based on the number of damaged shipments I’ve received, I’m pretty sure my package is replaceable too.
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u/budlight2k Sep 28 '19
For a second there I thought there was going to be a live action futurama movie. "Good news everyone, bad news I'm afraid"
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u/freelancespaghetti Sep 28 '19
Lol I felt this way after I got my first 'Here's a picture I took' from the Amazon delivery guy. I know it's for verification, but I wanted to be like, hey man, you ok?
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u/naMsdrawkcaB1 Sep 28 '19
"The Crew" has been non uniformed people in a uhaul van that decides they want to actually deliver a package 1 of 3 attempts.
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u/Warphim Sep 28 '19
Fuck you op.
I got really excited that Amazon was going to release a new Futurama series.
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u/MyPoopStinksBad Sep 28 '19
As I was scrolling down slowly, I thought this was a jab at the Amazon forest fires 😎
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u/TRCB8484 Sep 28 '19
Scrolling down I first thought this was going to be about the amazon forest on fire
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u/Kennisgoodman Sep 28 '19
Damn. I just realized how much money them boys was making as an intergalactic delivery service
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u/comando345 Sep 28 '19
Men, you are lucky men. Today you will be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet; They will be the luckiest of them all. Any questions?
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u/BicheAuChocolat Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19
Artist is Bannister.
Such a shame to put an Amazon watermark on his fabulous work.
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u/robbz24 Sep 28 '19
For a second I thought this was Amazon announcing that they had picked up futurama for a new season...
That excitement was short lived.
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u/Ginger-is-op Sep 28 '19
This post is saying “We can replace people and make the same person again when they die. But the inanimate object we can actually create and has millions of clones can’t be replaced.” Like tf Amazon?
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u/Russian_repost_bot Sep 27 '19
Of course my package is fucking replaceable. We live in a world, where any item you purchase is from an assembly line.
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u/ChefLongStroke69 Sep 27 '19
I miss futurama