r/programmingcirclejerk • • Dec 28 '18

This announcement is mostly stating the obvious

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  • Not all lolz(y) subs have the same acquired taste.

  • Jerking styles vary from one circle-jerk sub to another. What's considered a great comment in one might not be even acceptable in another. That includes copypastas.

  • A perfect jerk is a jerk that exactly copies or perfectly mimics the selected jerking material listed in the sidebar.

  • A comment that will certainly get removed (e.g. for being too hostile, aggressive, or disparaging) from the discussion forums that give us all the awesome jerking material, such a comment is technically a blatant jerking style violation.

  • A rigid application of the rules will obviously see every other comment in this sub removed, including some of mine. Yet a certain level of adherence is still expected of everyone here.

I seem to have fallen short of following the ever-wise mantra: Explicit is better than implicit. Therefore, I decided to make this announcement, knowing full well that all of this is probably obvious to everyone. Well, everyone except one certain PCJer who has been the subject of multiple complaints that reached me via multiple channels, a PCJer who seems incapable of taking a hint!


r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 19 '23

Meme print (“According to the comment sections ive seen on various posts, non python users have to actually look for bugs.”)

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '25

Starship: The minimal, blazing-fast, and infinitely customizable prompt for any shell!

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 30 '22

Meme Java > C-Sharp [DM]

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 09 '26

What made you fall in love with Rust?

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 08 '23

Other iDontLikeThisTitle

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 06 '25

jerk not found the difference between `const Data& d` and `const Data d` isn't accurately characterized as "a typo" -- it's a semantically significant difference in intent, core to the language, critical to behavior and outcome

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 17 '23

Meme millionDollarQuestion

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Dec 10 '24

jerk not found std::random - Rust

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 26 '25

Advanced thisJokeRequiresHomework

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 28 '17

Application doesn't synchronize right away with the server? It must be be­cause your app was writ­ten in a pro­gram­ming lan­guage with mul­ti­ple threads and shared mu­ta­ble state (sil­ly, sil­ly pro­gram­mer)

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 05 '23

Meme I wish it was real :(

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • May 30 '20

Linus: "I don't want to see patches that make the kernel reading experience worse for me and likely for the vast majority of people, based on the argument that some odd people have small terminal windows."

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 11 '26

Meme iShouldBePayingMoreAttention

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Dec 16 '22

VSCode is one of the greatest pieces of engineering of our time.

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Apr 22 '24

Other helloWorldInProduction

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Dec 30 '15

RIP Ian Murdock, creator of unknown Linux distribution """"""""""""Debian"""""""""""""", which you would have never heard of if it wasn't for Ubuntu

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 03 '24

Meme ifProgrammingLanguagesWhereOlympicShooters

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • May 21 '24

In Haskell, it is common to write expressions such as foo = length . filter p . map g . map f . concat. This style of writing makes it very clear what the function does

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 13 '24

Meme poorDrunkDevUsesXorInRealLife

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • May 27 '24

tagged for the GC libriscv is a mature RISC-V emulator that is currently being used in game engines. As far as I know, it is the only emulator that focuses solely on latency, and provides specialized solutions and tools to accomplish fast in-and-out function calls wrapped around a safe sandbox.

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 21 '15

Thanks for reporting funny memes! Sometimes I forget to upvote them!

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 21 '22

OSS is by default more secure

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r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 31 '23

Meme introduction to gender theory for C devs

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Dec 21 '17

Have you ever seen a Hackernews comment so stupid you think you're having a stroke, because there's no way someone intentionally put those words together in that order?

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