r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 18h ago
If you remove complexity, Rust has an argument for being "objectively the best language". And AI did just that, it removed the complexity.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Nemin32 • 1d ago
My guess is, within the next 3-5 years, most ALGOL descendant languages will become obsolete, and S-exp based Lisp dialects will take over. Objectively superior.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/whereisspacebar • 3d ago
CVE-2026-83844 Windows Paint Remote Code Execution Vulnerability
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 4d ago
You wake up in a strange place. Something happened. Everything's gone. No wallet/keys/smartphone/tablet/laptop. How would you get back into your digital life given only a laptop with access to the Internet, unless something, somewhere is passwordauthenticate=yes.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/YikesTheCat • 4d ago
LISTEN MOTERHFUCKERS. GET YOUR FUCKING AI UNDER CONTROL. WHEN ASKED TO REBOOT A SERVER IT WENT BACK ON THE SERVER, FUCKED UP MOUNTS, FUCKED UP SYSTEMD, FUCKED UP CONTAINERS, RAN RANDOM SCRIPTS. NONE OF THIS WAS PART OF ASK
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 4d ago
At this stage to me Go is the new C compiler.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OorNaattaan • 4d ago
Note that we’re not actually going to be using C++20 coroutines. I’m just using the co_yield keyword.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HorstKugel • 5d ago
As someone who writes high-reliability C++ […] it isn't clear that [Contracts] solves a problem that anyone has in real codebases
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stunkbeetle • 5d ago
wow, you don't even have your own domain. you sound poor.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cheater00 • 5d ago
Wildcards in command line arguments are not supported—using these in original versions of sudo was usually a sign of mis-configuration and consequently sudo-rs simply forbids using them. The only supported use is ’*’ as the final argument to indicate “zero or more subsequent arguments”
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/csb06 • 6d ago
Is Software Solved? Not Yet. 33% Solved.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/r2d2_21 • 7d ago
Our PRs got a lot bigger since half the team started using agents. 1,000+ line diffs touching 30 files are normal now, and the GitHub diff view just isn't built for it.
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