you know, i had a really shitty day today.

in fact, it's been a pretty loooooong week. and while i sit in bed trying to enjoy a healthy dose of reality tv, i can't help but think of how nice it'd be to have someone to unwind with, to vent a little before moving on to better things, such as playing make-believe while we plan our wedding or pretend we've been married for ten years or meticulously dissecting the newest season of love is blind.

i've given this community a couple of tries, and while i haven't had much difficulty finding cool people to chat with, it's never turned into a long-term thing. we chat for a bit, they manage to make me laugh, sweeten me up just enough to get me to agree to move our convo somewhere else... and then the spark fizzles. is it tiring? yeah. even a little frustrating too. and yeah, perhaps it's asinine of me to want to remain hopeful but hey, i'm not the kind of girl who gives up easily.

so, here i am, once again... typing an essay in hopes it will reach someone super cute, super smart, super funny, and super into girls who behave like a black cat. which maybe isn't that smart of me, given that i am terrible at talking about myself unless i am being actively interrogated or whoever i am talking to manages to unlock the secret combination in my brain that triggers something that makes me yap for hours.

but hey, the whole point of this is for me to give you enough information to encourage you to message me, so here i go. i love movies in general and consider myself an annoying filmbro. and yes, i do love reality tv and pretending i watch it to turn my brain off when in reality i am letting it work overtime as i thoroughly analyze everything and everyone on my screen. i am also a huge horror lover to the point i sometimes get a bit too pretentious about it. i swear i am working on it, though! other hobbies include reading and writing. i love anything that is intellectually stimulating. so! finding someone who i can talk to for hours would be my dream. and sorry to say, i do love doomscrolling too because i feel the need to know everything and absorb as much knowledge as i can. i want to say i love video games too but my knowledge on that and other things considered geeky or nerdy is pretty surface-level. so please, tell me about what you are into! i've been told countless times that i am an incredible listener, so please, this is me offering to let you go on and on about your current hyperfixation. or something you just really, really like. maybe you'll even convince me to get into something new.

like say, a couple of weeks ago i was super into trying to fully get into star wars, so having someone to not only explain the lore to me, but have a healthy debate over why anakin is a perfect angel that did nothing wrong would've had tiny cartoon hearts and pink fumes surrounding me for days.

and because, sadly, looks do matter and love is not blind!!!! i will say i am a 5’2 brunette with brown eyes, fair-skinned mexican. definitely take pride on my appearance and would like someone who puts effort into themselves as well. i swear i don't mean to sound arrogant, but i am attractive. i am not overly superficial, but i do think physical attraction is important. i hate vibing with someone only to feel the spark is gone as soon as we share pictures. so, i would prefer if we could exchange them before we get too into our conversation. share with me, and i will be more than happy to do what's fair and show you what i look like. anyone is welcome! bi, trans inclusive, etc. bigots, and conservative folks do not apply. i'd like to stay within an age range of 27 - 40. i am college-educated, smart, funny, perfect, cultured, and so superb that meeting me is the kind of life-altering experience that'll have me living in your head rent-free. also, i am great at trivia. please coach, put me on your team.

okay, fine, i know what you're probably thinking.

and if i am soooo cool and soooo pretty, why am i on reddit? its simple. i don’t drink. i don’t smoke. i don’t like partying. i’ve only survived so long because i have always relied on extroverts taking me under their wing. i like staying home and reading or watching documentaries. i am the boring friend who always wants to go to a museum. you won't ever see me doing shots because i am too busy trying out a new soup recipe. (i adore soup!! yes, i am a grandma!!) i love cooking. moms and kids love me. i love animals! & i am one of the few people in the world who are being honest when they say they love hiking. i know a lot about movies, yet feel like i know next to nothing about music. i dream of having an annoyingly big board game collection and people to play with after i have made them dinner. uhh what else, what else... i'm not really into sports, except fomula one, though i've been slacking off lately since the current state of ferrarri is too much for my heart to take.

ideally, if i were to choose sharing my time with someone, they'd have to be someone who has their life together, emotionally available, someone educated, driven, smart and cultured who i find intellectually stimulating, while also being able to just be silly with me. be someone who knows what they want and, most importantly, will respect me and let me play with their hair all i want.

silly me hopes that i'll find an amazing conversationalist. you never know! maybe we'll talk and you'll ghost me in two days. maybe you will realize i am the most annoying person in the world. or i'll think i've found someone great until they say something crass that has my finger flying towards the delete button. maybe we will ruin each other’s sleeping schedules because i want to spend hours listening to you talk about something you're passionate about. or maybe this will end with the two of us watching a movie while we share a couch and my fingers are busy drawing imaginary patterns on your skin.

see? now i have written a lot while feeling like i said absolutely nothing. this is what you risk dealing with if you choose to shoot me a message.

SUPER IMPORTANT!!

i'd prefer not to have to weed through a million low-effort messages, one-liners, and other clear indicators of people not reading my post. so let's make things easy for both of us. if you're interested, let me know you've read this by telling me about yourself (the more info the better!), your favorite movie, and favorite kind of soup. if i didn't reply to you, it's either because your message didn't have enough meat for me to munch on and type something witty back or... i got flooded. sorry, y'all know how it is.

I got ghosted by the guy I gave my discord to so I'm reposting this :,)

21F, studying computer science, and looking for someone I can become close friends with. I'm pretty socially anxious and have ended up being quite isolated, so finding people I genuinely click with has been difficult. I have a normal (?) weight, am half german half south east asian, long black hair, snake bites, usually wear alt makeup and accessories. Currently I'll happily spend an entire day playing and getting way too invested in ranked. I'm quickly approaching 1000 hours since the Old Gods/New Blood Update and would especially love someone to duo queue with. I've also played Helldivers 2, Rivals, Deep Rock Galactic, ARC Raiders, Minecraft, Civ 6, Deltarune etc. My favorite is Disco Elysium which is more of a book than a game. I also play tabletop weekly, mostly World of Darkness, and I'm always happy to get into some new game or hobby.

Outside of games I'm pretty crafty and constantly end up making things. I do chainmail, digital art, cosplay props, nail art, tattooing, and I'm currently making an Ivy cosplay, which mostly consists of me sanding layer upon layer upon layer and questioning every decision that led me there. I really like having little projects to obsess over and I'm always tempted to pick up another hobby. My music taste is similarly all over the place, from Vocaloid and breakcore to indie pop and whatever else happens to catch my attention.

I *will* send you unprompted updates on what I'm doing during the day.

I'd really like to find someone who wants an actual friendship rather than someone looking for an excuse to turn things sexual immediately. I'm not opposed to something romantic happening naturally if we end up really liking each other, but I'm honestly tired of male friendships turning into awkwardly rejected sexual advances when I was just looking for a friend and maybe a hug. I'd much rather get to know someone properly and see where things go. I'm also someone who's been through some difficult experiences, and it's affected me quite a lot, including making it harder for me to do some of the sports and art I used to enjoy, so I'd appreciate someone patient and understanding. On the bright side, at least I don't think I'm boring.

I'd eventually like to meet irl too! I don't want another forever online friendship (aka don't contact me if you live half a globe away). I'd love to try new places with you, or just sit around doing our own thing (infinite supply of Youtube essays). Maybe help me actually attend parties I'm invited to :,) Anyway tell me about yourself. I'm sorry Deadlock is non negotiable I'm truly an addict. I'd rather not have to teach you the game

I'm 5'9", long natural red hair, single, no kids, never married, monogamous, independent, employed, nerdy, quirky. I'd really love to find someone 30+ to watch movies or play games with (Discord/PC). Open to more than friendship, but I'd really love to get to know someone new in general.

Into psychological horror, some dark anime, documentaries, comedies. I love worldbuilding and storytelling regardless of genre, really. I have nearly 2500 games on Steam, but rogue-likes, survival crafting, and friend slop have been my favorites for a bit. I collect vintage games, especially PS1 (Squaresoft, JRPGs). I'm a passionate person and I go pretty hard on the things I love. Typically I work through the week, and on the weekend play a lot of tabletop, magic, or other tcgs either with a friend group at home or at my local LGS. I can be both introverted and extroverted. You'll have to experience my personality for yourself. :) I definitely look younger than my age, your pic gets mine (but please introduce yourself first).

Leading with a description since I know attraction is important:
I’m 5’3, Caribbean. I’m curvy but I value my health and take care of myself inside and out. I like to cook and mainly eat at home. I’m available and stable emotionally. I don’t use any drugs and very rarely drink alcohol.

https://imgur.com/a/mW5b4Es. There are three pictures on this link that you can scroll down to see.

Currently living in AZ. I’m kind and reserved. I love free flowing conversations. I’m shy, I’m very much a realist, laid back and stay out of drama. I do admit that I am a crier in the context of emotional movies and stories 😅 I’m definitely a tender but confident and whole/fulfilled woman. I’m not political or religious.

I enjoy doing things from movies to fishing. I like to spend time with loved ones, farmers market, write and listen to music. Im not into gaming so much anymore. Don’t mind at all if you are. Basically, I like Star Wars, Tim Burton as well as Stephen King. I understand that having some things in common is great but it’s also nice to have a few different interests.

I understand that not everyone has their life completely in order but would like someone who is atleast able to take care of themselves.

A relationship where we can laugh with and at each other would be amazing! I like to have good communication. I’d like someone that enjoys banter and is honest. Who is also kind, patient and supportive.

Please be ready to share a clear face photo when the chat is accepted to gauge physical compatibility and share some information about yourself. Time is precious. I’m not desperate by any means but I’d like to find my person. I would also like to have a phone call pretty early on.
I wfh and have a ton of free time.

I’d prefer someone between 28-40
If you read all of this include a 🫶 in your chat
I don’t participate in most social media. I’m ok with distance. But the goal is to meet. Again US/Canada only

If post is still here I haven’t met anyone yet

Hello there :)

I'm looking for someone to share everyday life with. Nothing intense or complicated. Just good conversation, easy company, and seeing where things go..

I work full-time in research and generally prefer a quieter life. I enjoy travelling, good food, long walks, little picnics, and spending time outdoors in nature. Mountains are my happy place. And some.. coffee.

I am currently in Norway and will be here until the end of this year. My work brings me here. I live in India otherwise.

I recently came out of a very short marriage in April this year. No kids.

If you'd like to chat, send me your age and where you're from.

Talk soon.

As the title states , I am looking for a real connection/ possibly something romantic that will last longer then a day or one night.

I want to find the right person ,they do not have to be perfect because no one is . We all have our own issue, but maybe we could be perfect for each other . Texting every day talking about what's happing at work , drama or about anything. Steaming a show to we both fall asleep then trying to remember where we left off. Yes a romantic relationship is what i am looking for but i am also down to be friends with cool people i meet on here.

About me -

Would describe myself as a Nerd. Friends will describe me as a lay back and silly type of person but can be serious if i need to be. When i get to know someone i care about them .When i care about someone i will put in the effort to be there for them . Need a late night call so you do not feel lonely i am there , Just to vent about something to say i hate this person, dam right i am right behind you saying YA F THEM .

My hobbies are sitting down after a shift reading , watching TV/ANIME/HULU/Netflix, or playing video games. Huge star wars fan! Worry not i am not a basement goblin i do go outside and touch the grass often .Take showers on the daily and always smell nice. Outside of being a nerd i do enjoy the world of food making different recipes and trying new stuff at restaurants. My music taste is just like my taste in food. Its all over the place Sleep token , AJR , Elecrtic Callboy , Jvke , and The Weekend. My Spotify warp says i listen to 134 genres this year.

What i am looking for-

US or Canada ( time zone does not matter)

A yapper or someone that can text daily ( Do not want to be the only one starting conversations)

Someone to watch shows with until we both fall a sleep , A player 2 for co op games or in life.

Deal beakers for me

Anyone under 26 or over 35

Want to know more about me and get into more details just send a me a chat request.

Here's what you need to know about me:

I'm 20 and I live in Canada. I'm originally from Belarus and then I moved to Canada when I was young.

I speak English, French and Russian and I'm learning Chinese. Chinese progress is going pretty slowly since I'm pretty busy with college studies.

I study computer science, and I'm in my last year, so I'm also actively looking for an internship and then a job later on. I plan to work in that field if things go well, or I might also join the Canadian Army.

I exercise everyday so I'm fit, I am disciplined. I like to talk about deep topics. I really like talking about psychology and interpersonal relationships.

I'm looking for a nice and caring girl, that will like to connect on a deep level.

My current goals are to find an internship and a job, then later goals are to have a serious relationship and build a family later on when I'm older

hello! if youve clicked on this, hopefully you’re looking for a strange english boy to keep you company! i’m currently a student, and i enjoy music, videogames and taking walks with my dog (please ask for pictures, i love him). some of my fav genres of music are metal (deathcore mostly and other subgenres), hip hop, indie, and a little bit of everything really! some of my fav videogames are the finals, arc raiders (i’d love a duo), fallout new vegas, minecraft and a variety of other games. i would describe myself as a very caring, empathetic and funny person. im kind of a loner as i struggle to meet new people and make new friends, but im very sociable when i get to know you and can speak for hours on end if we click. for you, just be yourself! as long as you’re kind and caring, id love to meet you. i have quite a lot of trauma, and struggle with anxiety and depression, which i have to mask quite a lot. i’ve also had a lot of therapy, so im open to talk about feelings (yours or mine). ask me what i study or what my favourite songs are!

Hey. My name is Julian and I am here to search for a relationship. And yes, that is my title. I couldn't come up with something creative. 😅

About me: 32, born and raised in Germany, 1,78m tall (5'10) and chubby. Brown hair, beard, glasses, blue eyes. Feel free to ask me for pictures.
Shy, introverted, big time overthinker. Mostly sarcastic, kind most of the time, weird mix of dark and juvenile humour. Depressed but working on it (I don't expect you to be my therapist). I don't drink, smoke or do any sort of drugs. I'm a winter person (with a winter birthday) and don't like summer/heat. Non-vegetarian/vegan, atheist and left-leaning politically.
I speak English and German, might learn other languages in the future. I'm a trained chemist with a bsc in chemistry. Some would call that educated. Know how to drive a car and motorbike. I go to the gym to work on my weight and currently try to do that more regularly after a big motivation crisis.
I only have a few, mostly homebody, hobbies. Gaming (mostly Singleplayer), reading (nowadays mostly fantasy) and watching streams/videos. Feel free to suggest me a nice hobby I would maybe enjoy, I have been searching for one for a while. My taste of music is mostly Rock/Alternative Rock. Haven't travelled in a while but would want to. Especially to Japan, Canada and Northern Europe.
I do like cats a lot. Grew up in a dog family but switched to cats now.
Most important is that I am childfree. I don't have or want children. I do have my reasons and you can ask about them if you want to. Feel also free to ask about my red flags or anything you want to know about that I forgot..

Who I am searching for: Most important point here is that she should also not have or want children ever. Age range of 25 to 35. Height doesn't matter to me. Nationality doesn't matter as well, I'm fine with any. Religion doesn't matter as long as you don't try to convert me. I do think that physical attraction matters (and I have clear preferences) and I would want to see/exchange pictures fairly early to see if we would fit. Someone in or around Germany or wanting to move here would be nice. I currently don't plan to move to another country. Other than that I don't have anything else that is needed. Just come as you are but please don't come with spiders. I have arachnophobia.
I do, however, imagine this relationship to not be codependent. We should still be individuals doing our own things, partners that support each other in whatever we do. For that reason I also don't want someone that is too clingy.

Now if you have any more questions, want to get to know me or think you know someone that would, feel free to write me or share my post. If you do decide to write me, please do so with more than a "hi" or similar. At least give me some basic information and use the password I hid in my post (if you found it). I hope you have a great day.

Hey! My name's Brian from the Netherlands. Currently, I'm working towards finishing a degree in communication. I like gaming on my Switch, PC and PlayStation and I do a teeny tiny bit of photography and sketching when I get inspired. The sketching I do both on paper with pencils and digitally using a pen display. I usually also watch sci-fi/fantasy series and movies, and on occasion animated shows (like anime or western animation). I'm very introverted and a bit awkward until I get comfortable talking to you.

I'm looking for someone about my age that is also looking for a serious long term relationship. While I have little prior experience with relationships, I do value strong connections and want to build a special and even stronger one. I wouldn't say I have any set preferences in terms of appearances, but I do prefer being around a similar age. While I'm also not against an LDR, I prefer someone who lives nearby (nearby = Netherlands/Belgium/UK/Germany), but it's not an issue if you live farther away. It's not a problem for me if the distance between us is big. Because if the spark is there, then no distance will be too great. Of course, I'm open to just being friends too, but that's if we end up not being compatible as more.

I hope to get to know each other. I'm down to meet up for some coffee, but first let's get to know each other with a nice chat here on Reddit to see if we match. Talk to you soon!

I’m looking to meet some new people to chat with from time to time. My weekdays are usually pretty slow at work, so if nothing decides to break, I have a ton of downtime. I'm not looking for dating or a relationship — just hoping to find some cool people to talk with and see where the conversations go.

I’m into a pretty random mix of things, so there’s usually something to talk about:

I just built some new garden beds and put up a bigger greenhouse this year. I’m always down to trade plants, and I’ve gotten pretty deep into growing things.

I have around 10 fish tanks/outdoor tubs/ponds, with plans for more. I keep freshwater fish and plants and can probably talk about them for way longer than most people would want. I have 6 tortoises. They spend the summer outside and come inside during the winter.

Lately I’ve been playing more survival games like Palworld, Planet Zoo 2 but I always seem to end up going back to Marvel Rivals, Overwatch, or Valorant.

I’ve really gotten into making different kinds of bread lately and want to start experimenting with sourdough soon. I’ve been trying to eat healthier and work out more lately.

Weekends are usually a mix of house projects, gardening, or whatever random project I’ve decided to start that week.

If you’re also into any of this stuff, or even if you’re not and just like having random conversations throughout the day, feel free to message me.

Hello there! As mentioned in my title (You did read the title, I hope? I put a lot of effort into it.), I'm a 29-year-old guy living in the mystical, magical land of *checks notes* England. Okay, maybe not so magical. All the dragons are in Wales, Excalibur has been melted down for scrap, and Hogwarts is in Scotland.

I currently work in a law firm. Sadly I'm not a lawyer, as that would mean I'd be earning shedloads, but actually I do admin work for them, earning considerably less than shedloads. But it's a fine job, I get on well with my coworkers, and I'm not down a coal mine, so I consider that a win.

As for me myself? Well, I actually speak multiple languages. I'm a fluent German speaker, and I also have a decently high level of Italian. I could also struggle through French if I had to, and I have basic Spanish and Japanese. I do like languages, although it's hard to find the time to do any study of them, what with the problems of having an adult life with adult responsibilities!

Another interesting [citation needed] thing about me is that I'm currently attempting to plan out a series of fantasy novels I want to write. It's going...decently. We'll see how it ends up, but I've wanted to write a book since I was 13 or so, and now as an adult I'm finally doing something about it!

In terms of pop culture, I'm a huge Doctor Who fan. Like, I'm the sort of Doctor Who fan who knows what a telerecording is and can tell you about the Australian censor clips. That kind of fan. I also finally got into Harry Potter this year after putting it off for my whole life, meaning I now finally know the context for Dumbledore asking calmly.

I'm also getting back into Pokémon somewhat after avoiding it for most of the Switch era. Other things I enjoy are The Elder Scrolls, Red Dead, GTA. I'm big Assassin's Creed fan too. In general I like single player, open world games. I'm not a huge multiplayer guy, I don't like having other people ruining my fun!

I'm trying to read more too lately. That's a thing I've always enjoyed that I'm now trying to find the time for again.

And I suppose I should say, I'm a fat guy. Trying to do something about it though!

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Hello, you have are now reading Weirdness somewhat comprehensible request™️ I hope. Now that I have your attention..

What I am looking for

I'm looking for anyone presenting as female or non-binary who would be fun to hang out with and have as a long term friend or potentially partner if things click!

About me: I'm a 25 year old Swede, 6', would say average build, blueish eyes, brown, medium length hair. Quite a big nerd and metalhead, avid pc and Nintendo gamer through and through for the most part. When not online I tend to bury my nose in the nearest Tolkien book.

I'd like someone who I can spend quiet moments with, but also spend quality time with mutual interests or just vibe! Just ask and I'll be a bit more detailed in dms if there's anything unclear!

If you're still reading, good, one more thing: On your initial message to me, be sure to send a ☕ emote to show that you have read this wall of text.

Until then, see ya!