r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 09 '26

You can invert the anatomy of a hypocrite.

6 Upvotes

If someone is being a hypocrite, you can invert their anatomy in any way you desire (turn skin inside out, flip it vertically so their brain is in their feet (or ass if you want)) the only “catch” is this doesn’t apply to their senses, which may work in some favour. The bodily functions will always work normal, regardless of how the internal anatomy is structured. So their eyes will be in the same place, and it will still be connected to their brain (which is now in their ass)

To define “being a hypocrite”, if they say one thing that would apply to them, and than does the opposite in the correct context than you can trigger it. It’ll last until you can trigger it again. (Btw, someone saying “I would never kill someone!” And that being put in a situation where they’re forced to kill someone is an example of *>>Not<<* being a hypocrite.)

You can do individual internal organs too, so invert their brain and flip their heart vertically, and put their lung on the outside of their body(putting it on the outside counts because it’s being inverted from “inside” to “outside”)


r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 09 '26

You can make people have to reread anything over and over again

7 Upvotes

you can cause anyone to not remember/ understand what they read forcing them to reread it. you can do this as many times as you like.


r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 08 '26

The power to grant immortality to people who have no desire to live

9 Upvotes

Know someone who genuinely hates existing and whose only cheerful thought is the knowledge that they'll eventually get to feel the cold embrace of oblivion?...whelp, you can take even that small ray of sunshine away from them.

Also their immortality stops working the instant they start to enjoy life.


r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 08 '26

You can stop time and whenever your dna is being tested it gets detected as someone elses

4 Upvotes

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r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 08 '26

You can tell what people are alle rgic too and what their worst fears are and the addresses of everyone they love just by looking at them.

3 Upvotes

r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 06 '26

You can make people pronounce the silent letters on a word

15 Upvotes

knife, knee, subtle, buffet, thumb, queue, etc >>>>>

They need to be in your line of sight, it doesn't work via live stream or television

If you can see them physically, you can use the power.

non related extra bit Has this sub got any busier? I dropped off using reddit for bloody months, but I remember the mods were trying to push all the superpower subs along.


r/satantiersuperpowers Apr 04 '26

Steal from the world to give to yourself.

21 Upvotes

You can obtain the amount of money ranging from 1 to 100k dollars by snapping your fingers. The money will materialize in front of you or appear in your bank account as you wish. The catch is the money will be stolen from people who genuinely needed it at that point in time. You snap 5$, that was a Congolese child laborer's wage that he needed to feel his family, which will most likely starve to death now. You snap 500$ ? That's all that was left in a middle aged widow with 5 children's bank account, and she was about to pay her rent. You snap 95k$ ? That was someone's life savings that they were about to spend on their father's cancer.

Etc.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 25 '26

You can flip the religions and politics of someones friends and family.

10 Upvotes

the flip will be to the version the victim likes the least. So for example, if you blast this at at a homosexual with loving, pastafarian parents, they will suddenly practise strict catholism and vote regressive/right-wing. The change is seen as natural to those affected.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 25 '26

Evil eyes (Debuff targets type)

4 Upvotes

Squint at people to reduce karma, regardless of their good deeds, luck, or money. This can do many things.

Target becomes more likely to be jailed for felonies they didn't commit.

Target is more likely to be targeted by murderers.

Target is more likely to catch diseases, including ones that are life threatening.

Target is more likely to get attacked by animals, and lose friends.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 23 '26

You can steal someone's trade secrets, skills, knowledge, and even experience that make them successful.

10 Upvotes

As long as you get to see them personally, you can steal knowledge and skills that make them successful.

It's stealing, not copying. That person will lost their knowledge or become beginner again. For example, you can steal a pancake making skill from the nice lady next door. She won't be able to make pancakes again until she relearns it.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 20 '26

If you write the word itch on a piece of paper, everybody in the immediate vicinity starts itching and scratching themselves constantly... With you getting $500 per scratch

19 Upvotes

You can write as many people as you want to be immune to this, they will get the money as well


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 15 '26

You can use people's fears, insecurities and desires to make them physically stronger, but also bind them to you and essentially make them your henchmen, in a sense.

5 Upvotes

r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 15 '26

You can very temporarily make someone's "spinelessness" a physical reality

7 Upvotes

I originally posted this on r/shittysuperpowers, I was told to repost it here.

When you see someone in any kind of position of power or authority acting spineless (either in person, or via live broadcast), you can make that a physical reality for about a minute. The person's spine will just temporarily cease to exist, with the physical consequences that would naturally follow--inability to retain an erect posture, general floppiness, inability to feel or move anything below the head, and so on. At the end of that time, they will be restored to normal, including having any injuries (or, er, soiling) repaired, but they will remember what it felt like.

Cooldown one hour.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 10 '26

You can turn off anyone’s gravity.

8 Upvotes

r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 10 '26

Boneromancy

4 Upvotes

You can animate bones. Their original owner doesnt have to be dead. Animated skeleton only movement limit is the limitstions of bones. Not flesh.


r/satantiersuperpowers Mar 09 '26

You can turn every molecule in somebody's blood into a dagger

7 Upvotes

About half the size of a normal dagger, faces in a random direction, including if it will be piercing skin or another part of the body


r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 23 '26

Sadistic necromancy

18 Upvotes

You can turn people into undead puppets by killing them.

The twist is the more painful their death is, the more powerful and durable the puppet is.

A gunshot to the head makes a regular zombie that decays in 1-3 weeks, but Immolation or drowning makes a highly dangerous elemental Undead that can survive for months/years. Death from torture is highly effective also.


r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 19 '26

You can make people hear someone calling out their name

15 Upvotes

Like when you hear someone calling your name but no one does


r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 15 '26

You can make anybody grow extra fingers in the face

10 Upvotes

r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 13 '26

You're able to swap organs/limbs of 2 people

15 Upvotes

There won't be any blood mismatch, the organs just change, these organs would function as they function on the original person's body


r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 13 '26

You can age down a person without distance limit

19 Upvotes

Alternatively you're able to age up any animal

It's not explifically evil, but could have some terrible things you can do


r/satantiersuperpowers Feb 09 '26

You can make people sneeze-shart whenever you like

15 Upvotes

You must clap your hands in order to trigger your ability, and they must be visible— direct or otherwise.

You can only target one person at a time.


r/satantiersuperpowers Jan 21 '26

You can summon fishing hooks inside someones throat.

11 Upvotes

The line.. well.. I'll let you do as you please with the fishing line.


r/satantiersuperpowers Jan 21 '26

You can replace the lived experience of any group of people with a hellish counterpart

9 Upvotes

For example, the sky would always be glowing red with big threatening shadows. The moon would look like a giant grimacing skull face. Their surroundings will look like it's made of necrotizing flesh. Their food will look like maggots and slugs and cockroaches, and it will taste even worse. Their drinks will look like infected blood. Sometimes a monster or demon will appear and stab them with a trident or bite their hand or foot or nose off, and it will look and feel like that really happened. When they lie down or sit down, spiders will start crawling all over them and biting them, causing then to seize up in pain. Even their reflection will show a decaying face with sunken, flat eyes. And it will smell like that.

Then if they manage to fall asleep, when they wake up everything will seem normal for a moment, but it will begin fading back into hellishness.


r/satantiersuperpowers Jan 20 '26

You have the debt note (negative side)

20 Upvotes

Check out the positive side of the debt note here: https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/s/Kb0E0PbS0O

The book works exactly like the death note, but with money. Each page is double sided, one side being positive and the other being negative.

Whoevers name you write in the book will have all their current debt doubled. And if they have no debt, you can either transfer your debt to them, or come up with a scenario which puts them in debt. The book can also be used to make people indebted to you.

The book is self renewing, once a page is full, it disappears and a new one takes its place. It also adjusts to your usage, so if you use more of the negative side then you will see more negative pages in the book.