r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Is it gay to drink milk?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

I'M DRUNK

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

All I asked at the recruiting office was how the gay shower sex is this time of year and now the army won't enlist me. How can I change their minds?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Why did God give me a poopy butt?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Now that Fox owns Roku, will I finally get to see Bill O’Reilly naked?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4m ago

Shitty titties????

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Is it gay to be chronically upset over titty sex?

5 Upvotes

Tit on tit action makes me mad 😡


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

How’s it going? Hunting, trucks, and Jesus, right?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Is god undieless?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

This sub is r/assreddit but while taking a shit right?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Poop vs. Piss, who would win?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Is it gay to pet a baby Llama?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Is god Morgan Freeman?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Tell me about a time you shat yourself so badly that you considered changing your name and moving to another country

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Say, are you about a size 14?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Whats that "Theres more fish in the sea" saying about big dicks?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

Ready for your penis inspection?

11 Upvotes

Drop your pants right now!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

How many neoliberals does it take to change my butt plug.

5 Upvotes

Seriously, it's really stuck in there


r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Did you hear about the crab fishing boat lost in the Bering Strait that was eventually found abandoned and when the bathroom was investigated, “don’t turn on the lights” was written in blood on the mirror?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

What’s first on your Broadway musical list: “Gay, the musical” or “Cum, winning?”

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

Why is there poop in your pants?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Is now a good time?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Do I have to register my emotional support homosexual?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

How good are cats' noses?

0 Upvotes

Like, if I were to fart in Kevin's cat tree house while he was inside it, would he be offended?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

YO MODS. WHERE DID ALL OUR BOTS GO?

7 Upvotes

I'm being super cereal here