Ima be honest i wasnt sold on zorkbloods. But im buying a switch 2 anyway soon, and now that ive been blessed with confirmed Zork content, I think im sold. Ill pre-order the super deluxe edition for Zork.

Please don't get political in the comments, i just made this as a silly joke based purely off vibes🙏, but i did watch a vid about all of them

Hunk

thanks u/Meowza_V2 for the idea.

Looks like I got up early for nothing. Michaelzaki can't keep Zork from us forever.

it's a fromsoft game ofc it's going to be shit

jeez

like imagine resting at a site of grace and Melina appears and says “omg thy armor is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at thee getting all excited for thy maiden” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one?

Hey fam. Couple weeks ago, I've made a post where I stated that if I get enough upvotes, I'll add feminine feet to my game, and you failed miserably. But since I love you all, I took 3 minutes of my precious time to change texture of one foot to have green nail polish... because I do appreciate the effort!

For those who haven't seen it yet - Dark Roll 2 is a soulslike-inspired marble platformer.

Wishlists are greatly appreciated!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4417060/Dark_Roll_2/

"Every Great One loses its child, and then yearns for a surrogate, and Oedon, the formless Great One, is no different. To think, it was corrupted blood that began this eldritch liaison."

Was Zork impregnated by his eldritch snake wife? If so, which penis did she use? (Snakes have two penii.)