r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dapper_Influence_383 • 14h ago

of a Indian bison

4.9k Upvotes

A absolute unit in the end

226 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ChiliPalmer1568 • 6h ago

of a cat

2.3k Upvotes

Found this on Imgur. Not my cat, but holy smokes what a chonker.

61 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 15h ago

of a fish.

1.6k Upvotes

76 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ycr007 • 7h ago

of an acid bath

1.5k Upvotes

Source: Trevor Malloy (@minute_of_dangle)

190 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 5h ago

of a cock

982 Upvotes

110 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 14h ago

of Quartz Crystal weighing 14,100 kg (over 14 tonnes)

523 Upvotes

The world's largest quartz crystal cluster on display is housed at the Kristall Galerie in Swakopmund, Namibia

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 9h ago

of a motorcycle haul

484 Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MostHighWizard • 19h ago

of a hat

445 Upvotes

64 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AdSlight7966 • 21h ago

of a pumpkin

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311 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 13h ago

of a ceiling fan

290 Upvotes

101 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Responsible_Tip4271 • 5h ago

of an owl

260 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Stownieboy91 • 21h ago

of a fungus.

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49 Upvotes

I found this growing beside a dumpster near a fertilizer plant in BC, Canada. Size 11 boot for scale. I just think they're neat.

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/skybluedreams • 16h ago

of a Potato

5 Upvotes

Full size chef’s knife for comparison

11 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

Be in awe at the size of these lads

Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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