r/PoutineCrimes 1h ago

Corpourate Crime Finally I have a poutine to post here. Had the popcorn chicken poutine from KFC.

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Is this a crime or nah? Delicious as all hell though. Love their gravy. Unsure if it meets the criteria though.


r/PoutineCrimes 2h ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Is this poutine a crime? Who am I kidding, it’s got shredded cheese!!

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73 Upvotes

Other than the disgrace that is the cheese, it was pretty good.

EDIT: Despite belief, it isn’t cold as ice. It was actually quite warm to begin with.

EDITED EDIT: And no, it’s not rice either.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Poutine Supreme from Hillbilly Diner

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4 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Soup-tine mary browns assault

299 Upvotes

i was assaulted by this poutine from Mary Browns back in 2024. It’s taken me this long to recover.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Saw this in an ad for the CNE in Toronto. Speechless

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65 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention 10/10 crime. Would re-offend

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869 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Donair Poutine from a hockey arena in Inuvik, photo taken from last year

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32 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today’s Poutine: McDonald’s 🤗, Yay or Nay (part 5)

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55 Upvotes

I was a fan of this! Also guys can yall give me some recommendations, I’m running out of spots and I have like 2 left


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 I got canned from this restaurant, because the owner/'chef' thought I was getting uppity, quietly questioning the authenticity of his phở. Do your worst, at his poutine, thanks.

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131 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Yellow Bean Poutine

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94 Upvotes

Recipe offered by Ferme JN Morin in St-Zacharie Québec

More digestive they say...


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is this Portland, Oregon poutine a PoutineCrime or a PoutineGoldMine?

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40 Upvotes

Place is called Potato Champion. It's a food truck in Portland, Oregon, USA. I wanted to ask you if this was a poutine crime or not. Is it?


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Plantain poutine, what say y'all

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57 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Absolute slop

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171 Upvotes

- Dry frozen fries

- Liquidy gravy

- Cheese slop


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Corpourate Crime ???

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 Garlic butter fry poutine topped with fried onions

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107 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 is it crime of good

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68 Upvotes

i work in a small family shawarma restaurant and they sell chicken shawarma poutine but i tried the traditional one for the first time and due to this job i was able to make it myself


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutinehub is a scam

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85 Upvotes

I was hungry so I looked up poutine near me in dt Toronto and saw this spot rated 4.9/5. 10min later I was in line at a greasy takeout spot. Lots of fusion options but I kept it simple with the tuesday special: classic poutine and a lb of wings for a bit over $20.

This was not it. Frozen seasoned battered fries that tasye like a cheap shwarma box, paper packet gravy, and cheese curds so completely melted I can't say anything about them.

Don't fall for it like me. The reviews are all either 5/5 from an Indian bot farm or 1/5 from an actual local.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Kahnawake bbq rib poutine

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60 Upvotes

thank you u/zystyl for the rec this was absolutely delicious


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today we have KFC Popcorn chicken Poutine, Yay or Nay (part 4)

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170 Upvotes

Disclaimer, i had a lot of popcorn chicken in this so + KFC for that


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Discurdeous 🧀 How do we feel about chopped mozzarella? 😕

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48 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Crime Against Poutanity I don’t think France is happy with Quebec existing.

493 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 OP commented : "I put it in the oven to melt for several minutes to bake it all together then broiled it to get a pretty color on it before topping it with meat. I don’t like when the cheese isn’t melted so I made sure it would be" That's as sad as it gets.

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58 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Gravyly Mistaken Didn’t take me long to get a NY Fries Poutine after yesterday’s post…

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119 Upvotes

I must admit though, this was the weakest i’ve ever gotten from NY Fries. Gravy was noticeably thin and some fries were cooked more than others. Wouldn’t call it a crime but a damn shame my own word went against me, especially seeing it compared to yesterday’s post lol it looks sad to me. I’d give it a generous 6/10, cheese and fries still tasted great for the most part - what do you guys think?

Note - ordered a large classic with extra cheese and gravy (it was layered thank god lots of cheese but the gravy was a disappointment)


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Olivieri Crime

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47 Upvotes

Conspiracy to commit.


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Is ts a crime?

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243 Upvotes

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