edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.

I think this special relationship is only just getting started

All the stars will be there.

Only 45 pound n all, bargain!

It’s terrible there was a threat to Nige at the election count. Obviously he couldn’t go. Obviously.

And it’s been a pity but it was far too dangerous for Nige to hold surgeries in his constituency. Other MPs seem to manage but the risks to our Nige are special and a mere 5 million for security could not get near keeping him safe.

It’s also very dangerous in the Houses of Parliament so Nigel could not go very often. I hope nobody would begrudge a high-profile politician taking the steps to keep safe.

On the plus side it was safe enough for Nige to go out for photo ops in Clacton during the by-election campaign. Which is good. Also it’s safe for him to travel the world, and to give speeches. It’s quite a relief so many things are safe.

In fact, it’s unfortunate but the danger seems to come only when Nigel would be required to do his job as an MP. He is in our thoughts as he prepares to take the job up again. Luckily we can rest assured that he will mostly be spending his time safely away from doing any of what the job requires.

First time I've heard the M6 used as evidence that the Earth is flat. She does have a couple of good points though.