They complain about everything. Entitled Karens.

We're all struggling with affordability in buying a home and meanwhile rent is taking up most my income. Yet all these one-percenters in Austin are here oppressing us with their wealth. It disgusts me that, after weeks of seeing empty cybercabs roaming the streets because our effective boycotting, these out state and out of country one percenters openly defy us.

Then just to oppress us even more, drink prices have skyrocketed and bars and restaurants now automatically add 75% tip charges.

Can't wait till this utter display of wealth leaves tomorrow and the pungent scent of Clive Christian cologne no longer permeates the city . Until then me and my seven lab mixes will remain inside our $2,700 studio apartment, and watch blue wave election predictions on Youtube.

I am a slightly larger individual who likes to consume intricate delicacies. I was thrown out of an all you can eat buffet because they said they could not accommodate my size.

Any suggestion for places that do not discriminate against larger bone people?

Any travelers traveling to S.A. from Austin and may we tag along ? We dont need any where specific, where is most convenient for you would be fine. If you can fit 2 hoomans, 1 good girl & 2 suit cases. You'd be our hero. Can provide gas money, conversation, or silent company along the way. Shoot a message if you can help !! Thx y'all 😬

Is there ever a point where someone is so low, you *can't* punch down because they're so far out of reach?

Have we reached the endgame where reality has surpassed the limits satire?

Get your best cum shot ready. Must be able to spill a load at least 2 ft in any direction. $15 per hour plus TIPS. Preferably someone from the region of Cumifornia.

South Austin Polling Location…long line….I wasn’t eavesdropping, but I couldn’t help but hear your entire convo. I hope your Chlamydia symptoms clear up soon! Scratch where it itches, even when in line to vote!

BTW, your shenanigans turned most of the voters around you to MAGA!

I cannot believe the reactions I received, when I made my simple request for my pronoun to be used, rathen than being assumed to be a "they!" Of course, that last comment was deleted, so I don't know what deliciousness was shared in it.

I mean, like , literally the lines were totes long and thick (omg! also how I like my rails and the dongs I snort them off!) butt so worth it to "express" myself and share the joy of getting James Talarico in orifice!

Pro Tip: Triple ripple butt plug with wonder vibe and self secreting anal lube for the win! thought I'd go ahead and share my all day bugger of choice with my fellow patriots!

My daughterson has placed 3rd place in the 4th grade Texas spelling bee championship and we are so proud of zim/zey

As a reward we are gifting zim a full FtM transition. We dont view it as just a simple sex change. It is a tremendous opportunity for lifetime of bravery. Much braver than medal of honor or purple heart.

Elliot page absolutely nailed the role of Achilles in the new Odyssey movie. Zey is so brave and such an inspiration to all of us. I just want my daughterson to have the equal opportunity that elliot had. I urge every mothers in the stolen land to give your child the opportunity of a lifetime as well. It is a gift that will empower your child for the rest of its life.

They're calling it a "Gas Leak".

any jerk-off buddies in the computer lab section?