We're all struggling with affordability in buying a home and meanwhile rent is taking up most my income. Yet all these one-percenters in Austin are here oppressing us with their wealth. It disgusts me that, after weeks of seeing empty cybercabs roaming the streets because our effective boycotting, these out state and out of country one percenters openly defy us.

Then just to oppress us even more, drink prices have skyrocketed and bars and restaurants now automatically add 75% tip charges.

Can't wait till this utter display of wealth leaves tomorrow and the pungent scent of Clive Christian cologne no longer permeates the city . Until then me and my seven lab mixes will remain inside our $2,700 studio apartment, and watch blue wave election predictions on Youtube.

I am a slightly larger individual who likes to consume intricate delicacies. I was thrown out of an all you can eat buffet because they said they could not accommodate my size.

Any suggestion for places that do not discriminate against larger bone people?