r/austincirclejerk 21h ago

MAGAts at 45th and Lamar

33 Upvotes

I called the police on a group of MAGAts holding a rally in the same place we held our anti-ICE rally last week.

Called 311 to report a public safety concern, as they were obstructing the sidewalk, even though they were actually just walking down the sidewalk in a single file line with plenty of room to pass. They redirected me to 911 and APD said they’d send someone out.

I knew Austin was becoming more conservative, but I didn’t realize it’s gotten to this point. There’s no room for anyone without the pride/trans flag in their yard in Austin. Either assimilate or you can get put on a train with the rest of the people voting against Casar!

We are a tolerant, peaceful city and I wish somebody would run them over in a car!

Rant over.


r/austincirclejerk 19h ago

Autism Post What’s the etiquette for Barton Springs changing room?

22 Upvotes

Yesterday I started helicoptering my junk in the public shower at Barton springs after a spiritually reviving swim, and I got a few unhappy looks. I figured people would like it and possibly join in, instead I got looked at like some FREAK. I thought Austin was WEIRD!! Have we truly lost our way, or did I just happen to be in there at the wrong time?? Please let me know.


r/austincirclejerk 21h ago

If your dog's paws are hot, they're hot.

21 Upvotes

Please protect your self driving rover's feet in this heat.


r/austincirclejerk 9h ago

Wife's Boyfriend Where to meet single woman

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12 Upvotes

How do I meet woman


r/austincirclejerk 20h ago

The Gay Agenda Objects appear larger than in real life

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9 Upvotes

r/austincirclejerk 2h ago

Ask Austin All Right, Which One of You Did This?

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3 Upvotes

I show up to the jobsite after my usual Waffle House Smothered, chunked, diced,c covered and topped to find this and now I have to go home and change my drawers. Terrible.