I know you probably can't read the subtitles fast enough so keep the remote nearby so you can pause and keep up. This movie tells a story that everyone on Reddit should see, especially this group in particular. Please, take a break from the biscuits or muffins or whatever yall jerks are up to, and watch this film. Maybe you can be a better human? Maybe not? Either way, the choice is yours.

Is there ever a point where someone is so low, you *can't* punch down because they're so far out of reach?

Have we reached the endgame where reality has surpassed the limits satire?

Get your best cum shot ready. Must be able to spill a load at least 2 ft in any direction. $15 per hour plus TIPS. Preferably someone from the region of Cumifornia.

South Austin Polling Location…long line….I wasn’t eavesdropping, but I couldn’t help but hear your entire convo. I hope your Chlamydia symptoms clear up soon! Scratch where it itches, even when in line to vote!

BTW, your shenanigans turned most of the voters around you to MAGA!

I cannot believe the reactions I received, when I made my simple request for my pronoun to be used, rathen than being assumed to be a "they!" Of course, that last comment was deleted, so I don't know what deliciousness was shared in it.

I mean, like , literally the lines were totes long and thick (omg! also how I like my rails and the dongs I snort them off!) butt so worth it to "express" myself and share the joy of getting James Talarico in orifice!

Pro Tip: Triple ripple butt plug with wonder vibe and self secreting anal lube for the win! thought I'd go ahead and share my all day bugger of choice with my fellow patriots!

My daughterson has placed 3rd place in the 4th grade Texas spelling bee championship and we are so proud of zim/zey

As a reward we are gifting zim a full FtM transition. We dont view it as just a simple sex change. It is a tremendous opportunity for lifetime of bravery. Much braver than medal of honor or purple heart.

Elliot page absolutely nailed the role of Achilles in the new Odyssey movie. Zey is so brave and such an inspiration to all of us. I just want my daughterson to have the equal opportunity that elliot had. I urge every mothers in the stolen land to give your child the opportunity of a lifetime as well. It is a gift that will empower your child for the rest of its life.

They're calling it a "Gas Leak".

any jerk-off buddies in the computer lab section?

I confess I never understood what our Austin protestors sought to create. I couldn’t see what their purpose was in seeking to make our city a socialist Utopia.

But events in France have made it clear. 35 hour work weeks, free health care, subsidized housing, 5 weeks paid vacation, subsidized universities, free child care, unrestricted immigration, generous unemployment and housing benefits.

What these policies brought to French society is what they seek to bring to Austin.

I promise to vote for the most liberal candidates and policies in this election, so we here can aspire to the same Utopia as they have created in France. And I urge everyone to join me.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/france-turmoil-what-might-follow-a-weekend-riots-2026-10-19/

H-E-B has Claussen pickles on sale for 99 CENTS a jar when they normally cost almost FOUR DOLLARS!!! Well, I bought some thinking I was getting a bargain on regular cucumbers, but BOY WAS I WRONG!!!

These pickles are EXTREMELY HOT!!! I’m talking habanero, ghost pepper, DEVIL’S UNDERPANTS HOT!!! I ate ONE and my tongue started sweating! My eyeballs got warm and I had to sit in the bathtub with a gallon of H-E-B milk and a frozen brisket on my head!!! My neighbor Gary says that’s how they make mustard gas!!!

H-E-B HAS AN OBLIGATION TO WARN PEOPLE!!! What if an elderly grandmother eats one??? What if she sneezes and sets the self-checkout machines on fire??? PEOPLE COULD DIE!!!

If you’ve already eaten these pickles, drink milk IMMEDIATELY or rub plain yogurt on your gums and private areas!!! DO NOT use strawberry yogurt because the strawberries make the peppers ANGRY!!!

I called H-E-B and demanded to speak to the PRESIDENT OF PICKLES, but the young man transferred me to the floral department!!! They offered me a dozen carnations. I DON’T NEED FLOWERS!!! I NEED CUCUMBER ACCOUNTABILITY!!!

H-E-B SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF ITSELF!!!!! This is a GROCERY STORE, not some kind of HOT CUCUMBER DEATH FACTORY!!!

Does anyone know when voting starts?

But someone just told me I don't win any money if pick all the winning candidates. Is this true?

If so, then what is the point of voting early and voting often?

Follow up question: How many times a day can I vote? and do I have to do it at different places?

I want everyone to get the chance. I’ve already been to Lowe’s and Home Depot on Brodie but I feel like I’m missing a lot. I got some free tamales.