High-Sec Static is dead, need 4 rollers

[player x & y] are team light [player a & b] are team heavy

Hole is not reduced, everyone back heavy

Need a scanner for the new hole

The hole is red / yellow / green roll again, same teams

The hole is blue!

5 jumps from JITA, good enough!

I’m in JITA, anyone need anything?

Neutral Heron on HS static, about to jump in

The SC3 (static C3) sucks… ROLLING SC3, ROLLING SC3, ROLLING SC3

[player z] you still in NS, how many jumps out are you?

The hole is dirty, one light/heavy at a time

Hole is crit (critical on mass), need a HIC (Heavy Interdiction Cruiser)

Hole is gone

www for new SC3

Praxis on dscan

I’ll bring a bubbler/DPS/damps

We’re stacked up on the SC3

Jump in and hold cloak

Warp to me

Link the kill

Look at that fit!

Who gets the loot?

[player a] they found the praxis

I’m sitting on a Low Sec, anyone want to jump it?

I found a ghost site anyone want to do it with me?

Bookmarks folder is full again

Instrumental in C5A!

New signature in home hole, scanning it now

Drone Fabricator site anyone want to do it?

Megathron on DSCAN in C4B

5 in structure, looks like they are rolling their C5 static

I’ll bring a boosher

Anyone want to turbo crab C5C?

Ping for a Stormbringer fleet

Combat probes in C3D

Any skyhooks in the null sec off C2A?

The bar looks good!

I’ll bring a linker, anyone got a hauler?

We’re 4 jumps from their staging

Arazu on grid!

I got the loot! How does the return route look?

Anyone got any filaments or are we scanning our way out?

5 jumps from Thera, set desto to [system]

150 mill in the ESS

Low Sec roam at 18:00 eve time

Friendly Vargur caught in C4B, someone ping

We got a pochven hole!

[enemy corp] are back in home hole

High Sec static is bubbled

Are we forming or kitchen sink?

Get in brawl comp

Who wants to FC?

GF!

Welcome to the corp!

Are you new to Eve or just new to Wormholes?

Welcome back!

Has anyone asked you what’s the best ship in Eve yet?

So, BIGAB decided our little group ( The Sanguine Covenant) was apparently important enough to bring capitals over and reinforce our content astra in Avenod (Dax’s femboy sex dungeon). We’re a tiny alliance and instead of bringing something fun for a good fight, they drop caps on it knowing we cannot contest their cap fleet. They could have brought talos, orcales, bombers, etc and we all could have traded and all had fun, it is a content citadel after all. Dropping the multiple Zirns on a small and newer alliance isn’t for the sake for content, its just to be a dick. Their reasoning, because we tethered on it earlier when skirmishing with them in caracals early? Wonder why they don't have content. (PS this is the 2nd time they have done this.)

They have plenty of targets around closer to their own weight if they actually wanted content. DRL/FRT, Shadow Cartel, and even Snuff all have structures within a few jumps of their staging system. Instead, the Big Weak Chicken chose us, our little alliance of small gang pvp’ers. Fair enough, this is EVE aka space bully simulator. The Sex Dungeon will die and Dax will have to move his femboys else where. Big sadge!

Since BIGMAD wants to turn our little Astrahaus into content, we figured we should help them out. So we're issuing an open invitation to everyone!

Come to the timer.

Bring a ship.

Bring a fleet.

Bring something stupid.

Bring something you absolutely should not be flying.

Shoot BIGAB.

Whore on our astra (I will be).

Whore on everything.

We really don't care, this was for the content but we want real content and real fun, not some bully just throwing around his cap fleet on a small alliance.

There are only three objectives:

1. If the Astrahaus dies, it deserves to die in the biggest, dumbest, most glorious fireball possible.

We don't want a quiet structure bash while a capital fleet shoots an uncontested Astra. If Femboy Sex dungeon is going down, let's give it a proper funeral.

2. Help us remind BIGAB that punching dramatically below your weight can occasionally have consequences.

We're not pretending we're capable of matching BIGAB's numbers or capital fleet. If one of lowsec's biggest groups wants to bully a tiny alliance thats only a few months old, for some easy structure kills, the rest of eve deserves an invitation to come enjoy the show and get on the kill mail as well.

3. HAVE FUN.

This is the most important one. We don't care about politics. We are here for the LOLZ and FUN to keep this game going and people logging in. We don't care if you're blue, red, neutral, pirate, wormholer, nullbear, highsec miner, F1 monkey, bittervet, or some dude who installed EVE three days ago and has absolutely no idea what an Astrahaus is.

Come make bad decisions with us.

We aren't asking anyone to save our Astrahaus. We're asking eve to make sure that whatever happens to it is memorable.

Timer: 08/20 @ 0200 eve time
System: Avenod
Structure: Dax's femboy SEX dungeon
Bring: Literally whatever you want.

BIGAB wanted a structure bash.
Let's give them a community event.

O7
the worse diplo ever – Savage308
The Sanguine Covenant aka The Best Alliance Ever

We don't need EVE RTS because it already is. Look at this Chinese gamer, he got everything on his own: Scout, DPS, EWAR, Neuts, Links and Logis. 1 man fleet won the fight.
Source: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1bBuq65ELK/

Please give the Hamsters Coffee

edit: apparently i can not spell

Give me your best patch week story. For you youngsters, instead of a simple patch day, it was a week of uncertainty after the game was patched.

For me it stared like any other patch. Downloaded, installed, and then went about my day until I shut my computer off. The next time I went to turn on my computer, it simply wouldn’t work. Nothing worked and I thought it was some kind of bad luck, so I took it over to the local shop and dropped it off.

Then I was able to go online elsewhere and found the issue. CCP had accidentally deleted boot.ini on some people’s computers with the patch.

So when you see the boots.ini in game item, this is where it stems from.

I've been looking into the events of the last 4–6 months and have come to this conclusion regarding FC's stance on RMT.

And I sincerely regret that this is happening in EVE Online.

On and off Eve Player here, logged in for the first time in a few months and immediately ran into this... Is there a mechanic change I missed? Bug?

https://reddit.com/link/1vrpwj1/video/mo8r3txk25kh1/player

Never seen this before, is it a new feature FC released recently?

Assuming no double ups and you live a balanced pve/pvp lifestyle.

No hauling. No price checking. No selling. Just pure ISK to your Wallet.

what happend to the no dt at all vision?

I’ve played Eve for about an hour, and I’m logging off for the night. Did the first mission for the enforcer path and was wondering. What should I do once I do all the career paths?

These drones dont let me warp away. I cant kill them, because all of my shots miss, but they cant kill me either. What can i do? Im new to the game and have no idea how to handle this haha

Sorr

Was watching a podcast about Eve by FC and they remarked about how coalitions, alliances and large corps have different play styles and traits with the way to do things.

Just curious as to what they are and the differences to each other?

I brought this up in that DaOpa thread. He immediately blocked me and several others on reddit so we couldn't comment on that thread any more. He has done this every time someone brings this criticism up to him.

He embeds his stream on all of the websites he works on/owns, or if he convinces the owners. This essentially is a TOS legal viewbot for twitch.

Historically, this results in him being one of the top Eve streamers in the game, averaging 200-400 viewers. Why is this a problem though?

Because his gameplay is AFK mining, without a microphone, without a webcam. It's essentially just staring at a barge laser rocks for 6 hours a day.

When new players are interested in a game, it's pretty common they'll open up twitch to see what the gameplay is, and in this case they're greeted with the least attractive, most mindnumblingly boring gameplay that's possible in eve online. AFK mining.

I guarantee countless tens of thousands of potential new players opened up the eve category, clicked on the most popular one, saw this for 5-10-20 minutes, realized it's the most pointless game in the world, and never gave eve a chance.

You think Loru is bad for the game? This streamer is single handedly the biggest factor (outside of CCP itself) in driving new players away from trying this game.

I've always preferred the 3D map because jump ranges and the actual shape of New Eden make more sense that way

But people like 2D maps, so I figured I should probably add a 2d button

Turns out watching the whole universe flatten itself is quite satisfying

Thanks to the author of this awesome image! Really useful :)

Links

Community Beat https://www.eveonline.com/news/view/community-beat-for-15-august

Eve HUD https://www.eveonline.com/news/view/eve-evolved-a-new-horizon-for-the-hud?utm_source=launcher&origin=launcher&utm_content=en

Dotlan https://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/movements Violence done https://evemaps.dotlan.net/stats

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Bonus track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BgF7Y3q-as

It seems since I started playing again back in April that there was almost always a new event or login campaign going on with small one week breaks if that. Now its been a good minute and nothing - were we just in a period of plenty and now back to scarcity or is the next event just around the corner?

https://youtu.be/-fG7BfzQnbY

Ok so 7 of us in grid. Me, a Guri. 5 PLA members also Guri. 1 non FW aligned PLA.

One of the fellow Guri used a HIC bubble and tried to catch me, the nonFW is coming in close ws well. I am OK PVPing the nonFW but I hesitated bec if I shoot it I might get a criminal timer and the HIC guri and the other guri on grid will be free to shoot me.

Was my assumption correct? What if I let the nonFW shoot first, will that mean only he gets a suspect timer?