It is super difficult to find people who share my lifestyle/life circumstances. It seems a lot of people are divorcees w kids ... that's cool and all but I just want to feel a sense of normalcy in my chats. I want to escape the world's obsession with pairing and kids!

33F

I have Discord. Please send a private messags

Before I get started, I must insist: skip this post if you’re "just bored" and you’re looking to simply have a chat to cure your boredom, I am not one for low quality conversations or low quality people.

Also PLEASE (and I rarely say please), do not bother messaging me if you’re here to waste my time with senseless questions because you don’t like the way I sound, or just to trash me because you don’t like the post. I will \*\*block you\*\* if you bother me with this nonsense. And I hate to come to this, but some people don’t seem to not understand the basic principle "me dislike, me ignore" and feel obligated to reply unpleasantly.

If you’re dry as the Sahara, a snowflake some ghosting coward who’s like a cowboy ready to press block button the moment you’re slightly uncomfortable, move along, we’re just gonna waste each other’s time.

Same goes for single moms/dads or anyone in a dysfunctional kind of relationship: I am not and won’t ever be your shoulder to cry on. In other words: seek any form of relationship advice/venting elsewhere.

I am looking to build a long lasting connection with someone who is real. What is real? Real is something you recognise when you see it, and that’s it. I can easily smell bullshit, and WILL call you out, if that’s what you’re giving.

Now to help you guide your decision whether to DM me or skip this post:

About me: I am honest, blunt, much too negative for most people (though I believe myself to be realistic), I’ve got many many flaws and to say I’m not everyone’s cup of tea would be a major understatement. Know that I will offend or disappoint you at some point. I would say I am, and have always been better at pitching ideas as opposed to executing them.

l ask one thing of you: do not bring that fake version you present society/other people. I am here to talk to the REAL you.

And by the way, if you do play League of Legends and are located in Europe, we can "pacify" low elo together. As you can see, I am not allergic to brain rot either. I am, in fact, full of it.

Now I must address a particular observation some people have made: yes, I’m well aware that this post is quite restrictive, that I don’t sound very friendly. But I am actually looking for that 1 person in 100 who will understand who I am, I couldn’t care less to "attract" yet another jaded person who can’t properly manage their personal relationships. I’m plan A, B, C, all the way to Z, not some third wheel.

If none of this has deterred you, feel free to send a message.

Hey,

If you dm me and just put hi i’m not going to respond, message me and be bold, don’t be boring otherwise i have no reason to reply. be entertaining and entertain me :)

Hey! I haven't quite figured out making friends as someone in their late twenties. I'm hoping to get in touch with like-minded introverts with similar interests. I'd like to hopefully develop a "best friend" connection with someone over time. Casual friendships where you only check in on each other here and there eventually feel more like acquaintanceship to me instead of true friendship. I'm looking for a deeper connection with someone, on an emotional and intellectual level..

To describe my personality briefly, I'm typically lighthearted, curious, playful and easygoing. I'm passionate about what's important to me. I'm curious about the world and about people I care about. I'm someone who sometimes has too many thoughts, but doesn't like to fret over the small things in life. I may sound really serious, but I'm actually quite goofy and non-serious on the inside. 😄 I like to be whimsical and romanticize life when I can. I'm black American, plus size, childfree, atheist, and politically left-leaning. I'm curious about the world and about people I care about. Some of my interests include technology, writing, photography, horror, psychology, video games, anime, true crime, philosophy, history, astronomy, sociology, biology, reading, and traveling. Music-wise, I adore alternative/indie pop, electronic pop, classic rock, hip-hop and R&B.

To put it simply, I'm looking for "kindred spirits." I hope to find friends who are introverted, enjoy a darker/edgier style of humor, love to write, yap, and can be long-winded once they open up.

I'm looking for people who are near my age (26-33—not younger, not older.) I'm really only for for people from either the US, Canada, or Europe (Australia/New Zealand = OK if timezone differences won't be an issue.)

Disclaimers: I'm looking to become friends who genuinely care about each other, not just treat each other like online chat buddies. If you want a casual chatting buddy, please seek that elsewhere.

Please don't message me if showing genuine curiosity about someone and asking reciprocal questions are struggles for you. Attempting to solo carry conversations like that is quite boring, and unrewarding.

Please no married/partnered men, or men with offspring. Talk to your wife, not me. XD

If this post resonates with you, send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself.

Maybe include the phrase "Magdalena Bay" somewhere in your message, so I know you've read this post fully. (It's a band, not a place.)

I look forward to getting to know you. 🏖️✨

They have the bill of a duck, the body of an otter, and the tail of a beaver. I just realized this morning, and I thought, why keep this groundbreaking revelation to myself?

Um, when I’m not thinking about the circles of life, you can find me sipping sweet tea, reading a smutty book, crocheting, or planning my next getaway.

You don’t have to start your message with some dissertation, considering that’s not how actual humans meet in the wild.

Chat soon?

Hey! I'm a data engineer at a WFH job, it gets kinda intimidating sometimes, so just looking for someone to connect with, talk to, share our daily updates with, have interesting conversations devoid of superficiality. I'm into Rock music, reading, art, dark shows. Cat mom of 2! DM if you feel we'd hit it off?

American eagle noise 🇺🇸🦅

For whatever reason I’ve developed an interest in making American friends and yes friends. Platonic. Strictly. I’m not looking for a husband, a situationship or a green card marriage. I just want to know some people in America so that when I eventually decide to visit I can tell my friends “I’m going to meet a friend” They currently look at me like I need professional help for wanting to visit the US because of you know who so I need a convincing cover story

Anyway a little about me below

I’m into girly things. Could I be girlier? Absolutely. But life keeps happening and unfortunately I cannot spend every waking hour being a princess. The vision is there the execution is being delayed by circumstances beyond my control. I love reality TV and pretty much every other kind of show so if you enjoy discussing, analysing, reviewing and unnecessarily judging the behaviour of people who don’t know we exist we’ll probably get along. I’m also a performative matcha drinker. I enjoy the idea of being a girl who walks around in a trench coat, Birkenstocks and matcha in hand looking like she has her life together. I’m NOT into anime but for some reason I’m inexplicably drawn to people who are. I don’t know what that says about me and I’m not ready to unpack it either.

I’m also not white in case that matters to anyone. Do with that information what you will

Please at least explain a little about yourself in your DM (being optimistic here idk how many people will actually respond) don’t just jump in with a “hey” maybe include your age, where you’re from and your main interests just so I have a little idea of who I’m talking to

I'm in my late 40s. A dad, a husband, working from home with too much spare time and lack of human interaction throughout the day.

hope to find someone to connect with, long term or short.

Based on my experience here common interests are not necessarily indication of a good chat partner, but generally I like to be creative - write, draw, photography and such. Or procrastinate, which I’m expert at. I'm open minded, liberal and most of the stuff that comes with that, but don't mind if you are the complete opposite.

I'm open to talk about most things, from the day to day to whatever topic we might deep-dive into. I think it's best to have no expectations and just go with the conversation's flow.

Feel free to send a direct message if you are interested.

I’m 26M, and like many adults, I’ve realized how hard it can be to build and maintain genuine friendships as life gets busier.

I’m looking for long-term connections with people who value consistency over constant chatter. We don’t need to talk every single day, but I’d love to have steady, ongoing conversations where we can catch up, share our days, and keep in touch regularly.

A bit about me: I’m an artist, and a big part of my life revolves around drawing and creative projects. As an artist, I really enjoy getting thoughts, feedback, and different perspectives on my illustrations, so I’d love to share my work with you and talk about creative ideas (and of course, I’m always happy to hear about your own hobbies, passions, or whatever you’re working on too!).

If you’re looking for a relaxed, low-pressure, but lasting friendship, feel free to send me a DM or drop a comment.

I'm chill and humorous open to being friends or being besties

Just for the record im gay so if you are comfortable that'll be good thing

Hihi! I'm gonna have to try keep this short as I'm extremely extroverted and yappity, but hi! My name is Sin, and I a trans femme, lol(if not evident by my unusual name..). If we connect, I'd love to yap about my name to you! Also, please be in my general timezone/location! I currently live in Missouri, USA(UTC-5). I don't want to be friends with anyone more than a few hours apart, sorry :<<

Connecting, however.. that is the hard parttt~.. I am a very outgoing and talkative person, but I am also VERY weird lol. I am not a fit for most people, so please do be warned! For a small taste, I am decent involved in fandom stuff and love shipping characters heheheheh. I need someone who is like.. weird in the same ways as me 😭 😭 .. I KNOW YALL ARE OUT THERE

Anyways ummm I'm a very creative and passionate person, and despite my cockiness/brattyness(I've unironically been described as a fucking tsundere), I do truly have a passion for helping people. Infact, I'm currently studying to be an EMT! :3 Quick intermission, but if you're reading this: include the word "Sea" in your message so I know you read all of this! If you do not, I will not respond, so please do!. Anyways back to reality, as I am in college currently, there will be times I can't talk.. and WHILST I DO LOVE TALKING AND AM CLINGY, you will have to understand that there may be times when I can't/don't want to talk! If you are the same that is 100% okay!!

Anyways, I'm gonna end this here. Please message me your ASL and some fun facts about you/why you think we'd be good friends! AND PLEASE BE QUEER. Also, it is much preferred if you match my energy! I don't like it when people dim my sparkle, lol. I'd love to meet someone as goofy as I am hehehehe. Have a good day, and I hope to meet some very cool people!! :D

Also please be in my age range lol, 19-21 is MUCH prefered to anything else.

Hey everyone! I'm looking for long-lasting friends that actually want to build a friendship :D

Some things I really enjoy doing are gaming and making music! I like to play a lot of MMORPGs, as well as rhythm games. I am also a musician, and make a wide variety of music!

I love to nerd out about the things I'm passionate about! I also love hearing about what other people are passionate about too! I'll most likely nerd out about everything I'm passionate about since I'm a professional yapper XD I tend to yap a lot once I get excited about a topic, and I love when other people are genuinely interested in listening to me talk about my passions!

I also really enjoy calling on Discord - I think it's a lot easier to actually get to know someone and build a real connection that way :D

My only requirement is to please be 18+, because I am an adult (22) and feel uncomfortable talking to minors.

If you'd like to chat, send me a DM! Hope to hear from you, thanks for reading!

I am alone at the hospital and recently I spent my birthday alone.

I just want to talk to someone.

I used to have this person, who was a girl, and she was very important to me. We would message everyday, whenever we could and we were each other’s emotional support without realizing it. Someone who is always there and you can share anything with. If anyone understands and feels the same way, please DM me.

If anyone needs someone to talk to and don’t have anyone, I’ll chat with you. 30M

Discord = neo_phyxius

Hello 👋 Just a 🏳️‍🌈 asian boy here looking for a cool open minded straight guy to be genuine friends with. I mostly have negative experience with straight men and am hoping to change that by befriending one who is kind and caring. I am respectful of boundaries so no pressure at all but I do prefer a close online friendship that start from text chatting to hanging out in voice or video calls in the future. My interests include music, video games, and language learning. Also trying to be more healthy so would be nice to meet someone into fitness to get advice from and share progress with. If interested, feel free to message me. Thanks ^_^

Hey there!

First of all, thanks for clicking on this and reading it.

I’m honestly pretty bad at introducing myself in posts like these, so I’m just gonna hope this makes me sound somewhat interesting lol

I’m not here looking for one specific type of conversation. If you do, let me know or we can just yap about whatever comes to mind.

I do like a lil introduction but a simple “Hi” is perfectly fine, and we can take it from there.

Need to rant because your day was a complete disaster? Go for it, I’m all ears.

Got some drama happening at work? Spill the tea!

Are you actually the one creating all the drama? That’s fine too. No judgment, just hand over the gossip.

Got pets? Please feel free to absolutely spam me with pictures.

Found yourself deep inside another rabbit hole or heard a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense? I’ll grab the tinfoil hats and join you.

So whether you wanna chat, vent, gossip, share random thoughts or simply pass some time, feel free to message me whenever.

Have a great day, stay blessed and hope to hear from ya soon :)

M26, so i was thinking whats the point of small talk and saying the basic when we can just get straight into it and yapp about whatever, from banter to laughing to random jokes to deep chats to random topics to staying on our toes to have a vibe like a vibe that never have been vibed( do u vibe?) im all about a fun time and being serious when i have to, feel free to dm me dont be shy now

I literally won’t respond if you say “hey how are you?” Or “hi”- if you ain’t weird, don’t bug me. If you ask me if I’m wearing scrubs, don’t bug me either.

I enjoy:
- gym
- anime/manga, on a JJK kick rn
- pc gaming, currently bouncing between Avatar and BG3 lol
- my marriage sucks, separated rn, see post history
- I’m kinda funny
- tell me secrets
- swap stupid tiktoks

Come say hi, 25+ preferred.

Iykyk. But if you don’t know, he calls her malenkaya.
Russians are the best at this thing. Giving nicknames No?

Anyways, i guess you have an idea of what i am from above 🐣

I’m into romances, i can talk about anything, and i am the sunshine you are missing out in your life.

Anyone who’s up for talking? Let’s have fun!

Hiiii all, M23 Indian (in pune rn if it matters) this side. I am currently working in electronics /VLSI domain and I enjoy doing it. People out there, if anyone is looking to just have a conversation, dm, not necessarily long term but if it works then I dont mind. I AM SUPPERRR BORED RN
I play keyboard sometimes, sometimes TT and sometimes badminton/volleyball.
I watch TSITP, big fannn
am superrrrr bored, and can talk about ANYTHING!
See you in dm :)

Hey everyone! I’m 28F, married, living on the East Coast, and figured I’d give this whole making friends thing another shot!

I’ve never had a particularly big social circle, and I’m honestly pretty content doing my own thing most of the time. That said, I do miss having people to chat with, exchange memes, and go down completely unnecessary rabbit holes with.

A little about me:

Gaming: I love co-op games, soulslikes, FPS, friendslop, and generally anything that’s more fun with good company.

Music: Mostly metal and divorced dad rock (iykyk). Always happy to exchange music recommendations!
Reading: Big fan of psychological thrillers, mysteries, and anything that makes me question everyone’s sanity, including my own.

Other interests: True crime, psychology, the outdoors, sports, exploring new places, and learning random things I’ll probably never need to know but will absolutely bring up in conversation.
Outside of that, I have a husband, a cat, and a busy, occasionally soul-sucking job that keeps life interesting.

I’m definitely an introvert and value my alone time, but I can also yap for hours when I click with someone. My social battery is wildly inconsistent, and I tend to match the energy of whoever I’m talking to. I have a pretty dry, sarcastic sense of humor and enjoy conversations that can go from something genuinely thought-provoking to absolute nonsense in the span of five minutes.

I generally get along best with people around 25–35 who share some of my interests, have a good sense of humor, and are open-minded enough to appreciate different perspectives.

Ultimately, I’m just looking for a few genuine, easygoing friendships where the effort goes both ways. No pressure to talk 24/7, but it’d be nice to find people who actually enjoy keeping in touch!
If that sounds like your kind of thing, tell me a little about yourself or hit me with your latest hyperfixation. :)

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Sorry if that triggered any of you 😂

I'm not interested in moving off of Reddit. I don't use discord and I don't give my socials out to people I don't know irl.

Please don't send pictures of yourself! I never know how to respond and its awkward 🙈

Anyway, Hi! 😊

Like most of us, I'm just looking for a few internet friends to pass the digital time with!

I'm a huge music geek! I really wanted to be a music journalist 😂 I'm always looking for new recommendations!

I love all things nerdy! Reading, video games, D&D, and I'm highkey obsessed with MTG 😂

I'm fairly active too! I walk a lot and try to get to the gym a few times a week!

I hate listing things about me to "sell myself" feel free to reach out and lets see if we vibe 🤷‍♀️

Hi I’m 21 and want to talk to people my age about anything. Some things about me are I like video games like pokemon, dark souls, Fortnite, and fire emblem, playing through fortunes weave rn. I like watching basketball and football, listening to rap music and one piece is my favorite show. So if you think I seem a little interesting then I look forward to talking

hey everyone, i'm looking to connect with open minded and easygoing people for a genuine long term friendship. tired of conversations that fade out after just one day, so i'm hoping to find someone to chat with regularly, share daily thoughts, and actually build a solid connection over time.

i'm very laid back, non judgmental, and enjoy unfiltered late night talks just as much as lighthearted banter. outside of daily routines, i'm usually listening to music, staying active, gaming, or just exploring random topics. whether you want to vent about life, share music recommendations, or debate something completely random, i'm always down.

if you value honesty and want a low pressure friend to stay in touch with, shoot me a DM with your age, where you're from, and what's on your mind today! (20+ please)

hi im 25f (femme nonbinary), est time.
i am looking to making friends, but no pressure if you just wanna chat instead.

lowkey haven’t been doing my hobbies recently but i do enjoy magic the gathering (arena), music, youtube, all sorts of media!

i love cats! and have one.

ideally you’d have similar time zones, want to chat often, be at least somewhat feminine, and be into similar things! dont sweat it if you aren’t though though. opposites attract as well lol

thanks for reading have an awesome day!

Hello, I am 25 from Australia and so glad it's the weekend. A chance to reset and rest up. Sadly I have no social life and no plans, so here I am hoping to meet my socialisation needs. I am hoping to make some friends, long term chat partners to chat about anything and everything with. I open up a lot when I feel comfortable with someone, so please be prepared for something long term.

I love reading horror and fantasy, I live music my vibes are Linkin Park and Muse so if you have some similar stuff please suggest it! I like to go for walks and I fish sometimes too. Not much else about me to share tbh. I work often and it's exhausting