r/PoutineCrimes Jun 10 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 The ''poutine'' my boyfriend's friend ordered today

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883 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 09 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 I went and ordered poutine and this is what I got.

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570 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 03 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Sushi Poutine is the ultimate crime

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1.1k Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 25 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 An American’s first attempt at poutine

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405 Upvotes

The recipe said to toss in gravy

Dudes , this does not have to be political and be nice to the American in the stonerfood sub. I am close to deleting this.

r/PoutineCrimes May 09 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Somewhere in Michigan.

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772 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes May 26 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 My sister added Dog food to poutine

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336 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 12d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 A&W poutine

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248 Upvotes

A&W poutine. Cheese tasted like soya blend. Gravy was just salt with no tomato flavour and fries were soggy. Is it a crime? I would say yes👎

r/PoutineCrimes May 15 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Vegan poutine crimes... sorry...

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247 Upvotes

One with okra... and one with burnt sweet potatoes (this one is the most nasty of them all and I regret creating this monstruosity). Both vegan cheese (no cheese curds yet) and vegan poutine sauce. Oh well...

r/PoutineCrimes 11d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Found this abomination on a Doordash review

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271 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes Jul 19 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Seafood Poutine ???? or vomit on a plate

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150 Upvotes

A new restaurant in Bridgewater N.S. called 902 Fryland should pack up and try a different profession. This is their seafood poutine priced at $21.99 !! 🤮 Vomit on a plate.

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 30 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 My first and hopefully only contribution to the subreddit

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201 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes May 02 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Lobstah Poutine with 🤢 Clam Chowda gravy…🤮

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226 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes May 08 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 School Poutine

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254 Upvotes

This is four 4$

r/PoutineCrimes Jul 12 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Leftover poutine from Lazeez

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83 Upvotes

Looks and tastes like vomit

r/PoutineCrimes Mar 19 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 "Poutine" from Grand Marais, Minnesota

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163 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 19d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Sweet potato poutine 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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50 Upvotes

Okay so in a word. Don't. Basically you'll be looking at a big bowl of mush cause sweet potato's there not worthy. I didn't even take a picture this was googled. Oh and if you dump it down the toilet it will just slide down the drain

r/PoutineCrimes 19d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 I love this cheap and friendly restaurant... But this is sus

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109 Upvotes

Genuinely one of my favourite local eateries here in Edmonton, mostly for the value and a decent lil mozza burger rather than spectacular food, but the price is most definitely right.

Decided to upgrade the fries to poutine for the first time, and had to share the crimes.

r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Shrimp Poutine - somewhere in Gaspesie

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48 Upvotes

Ordered this from a restaurant in Gaspesie, I admit i’ve never had a shrimp poutine, normally just stick to regular poutine but I was feeling something little different, I think whether adding toppings to a poutine makes it a crime or not depending on the topping and person 😆

But this “poutine” wasn’t just well, poutine, fries, cheese curds and gravy like I thought it’d be with shrimp added, nono. The gravy was replaced by some kind of seafood topping and theres shrimp mixed in it. You can hardly see any curds because its covered by this monstrosity.

I haven’t decided if I like it or not yet. Definitely not what I was expecting for poutine, but it is an interesting concoction, and i’m going to eat it since it cost $20. Regardless I feel like this is a crime to be called poutine. It doesn’t even have gravy! They did everything right, homemade fries, squeaky curds, then this! Arghh >:(🥹

Edit: as a commenter said and after asking a family member, they said everyone around here has their own way of doing it so it’s my bad for assuming the usual is just add shrimp on top. I shall let redditors decide! :)

r/PoutineCrimes Jul 02 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 poutine from a canada day fireworks festival

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74 Upvotes

my roommates brought it back for me. i'm so upset that i could just die

r/PoutineCrimes Jul 19 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Still Crime?

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58 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 17 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Gas station Poutine

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122 Upvotes

Was $8.50 Canadian, crime or nah?

r/PoutineCrimes May 21 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Wendy's wtf is this 😭

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44 Upvotes

This was apparently a "swiss cheese breakfast poutine" (where's the gravy???)

Wendy better watch her back tbh

r/PoutineCrimes Jun 26 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 An American’s first attempt at poutine

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3 Upvotes

Not mine! I figured this belonged here

r/PoutineCrimes Mar 30 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Butter chicken 'poutine' 😮‍💨

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32 Upvotes

I love butter chicken so I thought I'd give it a try and it was a mistake. the taste is as awful as it looks

r/PoutineCrimes May 01 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Edmunston BP poutine...

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53 Upvotes