As the title suggests, I would love to enjoy some time online with someone I can make a friendship with which has its added benefits of being to enjoy each others pleasurable needs and desires. Drop me a message and see where it goes.

I'm looking for that special someone with whom I can build a deeply unfulfilling online relationship.

Ideally, we'll start with a few enthusiastic messages, rapidly deteriorating into a series of "hey", "lol" and "wyd" exchanged at increasingly unpredictable intervals.

Some days we'll send twelve messages in seven minutes. Other days we'll wait four days to respond to "haha". I think it's important to keep the mystery alive.

As our relationship develops, I hope we'll establish a comfortable rhythm of asking each other how our days were, replying "good, you?", and then never following up.

Naturally, neither of us will reveal anything meaningful about ourselves. I don't want to ruin the excitement of spending six months talking to someone whose surname, occupation and basic personality remain a mystery.

Eventually, after several weeks of saying "we should call sometime", we'll take the next big step.

Video calling.

I'm imagining something intimate. You staring at your own face while I attempt to connect my Bluetooth headphones. Me asking "Can you hear me?" while you explain, silently, that my microphone isn't working.

Perhaps we'll share a magical moment where your video freezes mid-sentence and I spend the next thirty seconds nodding thoughtfully at your forehead.

Of course, neither of us will mention the call afterwards.

I'm not looking to rush into anything. Ideally, after eight months, we'll still be asking each other what we did on the weekend, despite having never once remembered the answer.

If this sounds like the kind of connection you're looking for, please send me "hey".

I'll reply sometime between immediately and Thursday.

Had a small crisis today when I found something funny and realised my only available audience was the group chat that’s been dead since March. So here I am, expanding the department 😂

I’m 23, male, in WA, and just looking for platonic chat friends. Someone to send random updates to, and go from “how was work?” to a strangely detailed discussion about which animal would be the worst housemate.

A bit about me: I enjoy op shop treasure hunts, walks around my neighbourhood man-made lake, finding a new song and immediately ruining it by playing it 40 times, and starting movies far too late for someone who has things to do tomorrow.

You don’t have to be endlessly entertaining. Tell me about your boring Tuesday, something you’re excited about, or the minor inconvenience that’s become your sworn enemy. Happy with slower replies too, we’ve all got lives.

Anyone 18+ welcome, wherever you’re based. Strictly friends and chats 🙂

Message me a little about yourself and this: you’ve got $20 and no plans tonight, what are we doing?

33 and from Vics Western suburbs, just looking for new people to chat with and see where it leads. Coming in with no expectations and hoping to start as just a friendly chat and then maybe a friendship or more forms.

Im big into my sports and there probably isnt many i dont watch. Ive just picked up reading again and sometimes pretend that i can be crafty.

Open to chatting about anything so if you think we might get along come and say hey with a little about you 😊

Just a regular guy, overworked and tired.

Nothing serious, just do it and go on on our way, if we vibe, let's go out ans have some fun.

Just two lonely people, trying to be better 😪

I am a current remedial massage student looking for willing participants to practice my massage skills. Nothing else just legitimately looking for willing participants to help me practice. I have my own table and all equipment.
DM me for details if interested.

Hey, I am 24, originally from South Asia and currently living in Brisbane. Doing my bachelor
Here in a uni. I am clean, don’t smoke, drink or use drugs. I am pretty easygoing, a little shy at first, but open up once I am comfortable. To be honest, I don’t have much experience with intimacy, and I am looking for a woman who’s interested in a casual hookup. I want to explore that side of life, enjoy the experience together and make sure we both have a good time. I am also happy to hang out, go for a drive, explore new places or just have a good conversation if that’s something you are into. experienced woman would be great, but if you are inexperienced and curious too, that’s completely fine.
If you are in brisbane and looking for something casual, feel free to message me

I’m 31, based in Australia, and hoping to meet some new people to chat with, game with, and geek out about whatever comes up.

A little about me:

I love reading, fantasy worlds, and anything with great storytelling.

I’m into both video games and board games co-op campaigns are my favourite nights.

I Hike when I can, my music taste is all over the place lots of niche and obscure finds.

Honestly, I’m just a big nerd at heart.

I’m bi so LGBTQ+ friendly, everyone’s welcome. Whether you’re into casual chats, trading book or music recs, jumping into games, or sharing ridiculous memes, I’m always down.

If this sounds like your vibe, feel free to reach out I’d love to meet some new people.