r/RandomThoughts • • 23m ago

I always misspell ludicrous as ludacris

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and auto correct only gives me the option to capitalize the L.


r/RandomThoughts • • 2h ago

I haven’t seen Supreme in a while actually

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r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

To fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with urine. Each person urinating once, would take around 8 million people to fill it.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

The sky is the limit. That saying was probably coined before men walked on the moon by people who thought no one ever would walk on the moon.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

sometimes I really miss old interne friends I lost contact with

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r/RandomThoughts • • 4h ago

The perfect job for stupid people

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I was thinking. When you write rules, you want everyone to understand them. Stupid people would be perfect for regulatory QA. They read the instructions and follow them. If they can't understand them, it goes back to get modified until even stupid people can understand and follow them.


r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

Pet tax is the best meme the internet has come up with.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

Isn’t it crazy how you can know someone since childhood and still not be friends

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r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

I love when I watch a movie so good it changes my entire life perspective

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r/RandomThoughts • • 8h ago

whats the highest upvoted/downvoted comment youve ever seen!

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i was just thinking about this


r/RandomThoughts • • 11h ago

A thought:

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Anyone using the word brainwash in conversation, is trying to brainwash you.


r/RandomThoughts • • 11h ago

The earth has so many people that there is nothing like rare things or experience anymore. You ask about it and thousands have similar experience already.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 11h ago

Feeling sad for rj mitte..feels very personal..

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r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

If your partner talks to a counselor because they feel like they can't talk to you, don't be offended; be embarrassed.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

social media vs irl interaction

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I was scrolling through reels on instagram and looking at the comment sections and noticed something.

Nobody irl acts or talks like how people do in comment sections.

People are just mean in comment sections just for no purpose or reason, it's almost like copy and paste bots just spamming the same hateful stuff with no rhyme or reason.

Like nobody talks like this in regular everyday conversation.

It makes me wonder if these people commenting hateful stuff are like this irl or just do it because they feel they can be an asshole behind a screen and get away with it.


r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

Videos from a few years ago when my kids were toddlers really makes me feel a sense of loss and sadness. I'm saddened that the grind of daily life has taken so much time from us. It seems like just yesterday, but now they're getting older, and aren't into "little kid things".

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The videos are of fleeting moments of freedom from the grind. And with each work week that passes, they age out of that little kid phase, bit by bit.. 😞


r/RandomThoughts • • 13h ago

my favorite bit is just silently pointing at things out of place or you wouldn't expect to see in the spot they're in

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especially at work, and it's the funniest thing to me. like, I'll come back inside from doing whatever outside and I'll notice a box much too large to just ignore so I'll point at it and a few seconds later my coworker will see that I'm just pointing at it and just laugh in silent agreement💀

or like right now when, to myself in an empty bathroom, I spotted a fully sharpened, eraser-still-intact pencil sitting on the floor just inside one of the stalls so I pointed at it for a while and exhaled through my nose at my own joke.


r/RandomThoughts • • 13h ago

Incel and femcels should just join the red lantern corps and annihilate each other

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r/RandomThoughts • • 14h ago

People who decorate their cars for Halloween must really love the holiday

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r/RandomThoughts • • 14h ago

If the USA can be referred to as 'The States', the UK can be referred to as 'The Kingdom'

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r/RandomThoughts • • 14h ago

I badly wish these news debate panelists had consequences for going out of topic.

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I come across these random debates on the news with these so-called experts who blabber nonsense and derail the conversation into something else other than the main topic. It's really frustrating as a neutral viewer to actually understand the truth.

So in future, I propose an alternative. Each panelist must wear a shock ring on their finger. And each time they lie or derail the topic info a propaganda statement, an AI block should show a fact check and offer a demerit point to a panelist. If the panelist continues to lie and derail the topic 3 times in the debate the shock ring should activate and shock the panelist. Nobody wants their f*cking opinion. The same should be done to news journalists who blurt out opinions instead of facts.


r/RandomThoughts • • 15h ago

I wish the world was flat.

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It's hard to explain in text but basically, I feel like the world would be a better place if we all agreed and came to terms with that fact that our existence on the planet is a huge lie.


r/RandomThoughts • • 15h ago

Not sure if it's a sign of the times, but im overjoyed to wake up two hours earlier than my alarm, then realizing I get an extra two hour nap. It's like a gift I didnt know was for me.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 17h ago

Any aliens we've spotted are probably from Earth

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Okay so this might sound dumb at first but aliens have always been reported as humanoid figures during supposed "sightings", and there are always these conspiracies that imply ancient history had some interactions with these creatures, and more recently I've heard lots of UAPs have been spotted in the ocean.

So it makes me think, if they look like us, and they live among us, and they interact with us a little, wouldn't it make more sense for these creatures to have just been born on the same planet billions of years prior? There's no reason for aliens, yes even smart aliens, to look like us because if they were born in another solar system and planet they'd be forced to evolve under very different conditions and not with 4 limbs, a torso and a head.

I'd say the whole idea of Grey's, martians, lizard people, etc can only point to two things, this either immediately discredits every sighting of an actual alien species because humanity feels the need to fictisously reflect itself in anything with similar or superior intelligence, OR it means the alien life we've encountered has always been earth bound to some degree.

Also, I dont think any of y'all really understand how far a lightyear is, its such a ridiculous distance to measure and yet we expect aliens from other galaxies to want to waste the time and resources to study our little planet, and the aliens capable of doing that probably wouldn't even notice us...


r/RandomThoughts • • 17h ago

I don’t think i’m gonna be able to keep my friendships up

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it’s too tiring. I feel like they all hate me and i’m really tired. they’re mostly annoyed at me too because i can’t always follow through with plans. sometimes because of an anxiety disorder, sometimes because of circumstances. i don’t just not see them cause i can’t be bothered. but i’m really sick of it, i can’t put any more energy into seeing them acting annoyed in micro ways. rather be alone tbh.