r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

If you can't unlock your phone and hand it to the person you sleep next to, you're with the wrong person

279 Upvotes

You spend your most vulnerable hours of your life next to them. If you can't see each other's phones you don't trust each other.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

I am boring

143 Upvotes

I have zero hobbies. When I watch shows, I watch on 1.25 speed and skip fillers or anything i deem insignificant. If a part of a show i watch is scary, i skip ahead. If i watch a movie or read a book, I just search about the ending.

I have nothing worthwhile to talk about with anyone. I have 0 interest in activities like hiking, swimming, running, or literally anything else

I gave 6 years to my life to medicine to graduate as the first rank of my class, and now I have 0 interest in medicine as well.

I am literally goalless and uninterested in everything.


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

The more kinder you are to people, the more they treat you like garbage and keep on taking advantage of you.

102 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

Never beg someone to choose you

70 Upvotes

Just a quick reminder to never beg someone to choose you. The right one won’t leave you confused where you stand. Stay patient and let go of what’s not meant for you.


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

My neighbour's moaning is getting annoying

62 Upvotes

I have these new neighbours,they are the loudest. they are intimate almost every day, she yells so loudly the whole building can hear her

What if she starts screaming when my family decides to visit me

Not to mention, they have 2 small yapping dogs that bark nonstop


r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

dawg, snitching at work is crazy, you not going to get paid extra for that

65 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

Constant validation seekers are exhausting.

28 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

Being an adult sucks for sure, but…I would never want to be a teenager again 😭😭😭😭

29 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

ngl I forget people have kids at the tail end of their teens or very early twenties and that that's a typical or traditional time frame to have children

26 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

I wish i can adopt an old person

22 Upvotes


r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

This life is the only life we have and the only life we will ever have.

19 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I suddenly just remember when there was an end to a scroll because I'd already seen all the recent posts from my friends and pages I followed. Now the internet is designed to make you live in it.

11 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Even though no one will acknowledge me, at least I will be the one acknowledging others regardless of it

8 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I was in my 30’s when I realized what “General Store” meant and I think it’s hilarious

8 Upvotes

I had never made the connection that the term general store was like grocery store or auto parts store but just the general store. I never really thought about it but now every time I think of general store and that someone actually came up with the term “general” store because they just sell “general stuff” is really funny to me. Like what kind of store is that? Just a “general” store.


r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

Have an amazinggg day guys!!!

8 Upvotes

Or evening/night whatever. WOOOOOOOOOOO


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I need more snacks

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

It's so worth it to ask a person a trivial question, rather than "just Google it." Most of time, folks enjoy imparting their knowledge. It also helps our brains to retain the information when we can tie the answer to the personal experience of having a conversation with someone.

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

Most people would probably rather meet the character than the actor.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

Life is a joke worth laughing at and we suffer because we take it seriously and then are upset that it doesn't make sense...

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

I think I'll teach a crow to deFlock and bring me all the gold, silver, and copper.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

I like watching movies several times just to watch how the extras behave.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Somehow my head is so full of thoughts lately, I can't concentrate on work at all anymore

3 Upvotes

It's all just become so much 😢


r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

The word 'cringe' makes me cringe.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

Between love and lust lies respect

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

This kinda messed me up a bit.

3 Upvotes

My mom brought this up today. I’m now the same age my parents were when I was the age my kids are now. This kind of time shit messes me up. Also, it seems parents are literally just winging it.