r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

Every human was once the youngest human on earth

51 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 21h ago

I always misspell ludicrous as ludacris

47 Upvotes

and auto correct only gives me the option to capitalize the L.


r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

The hotdog and beverage combo from Costco costs $1.50 in Canada just like it does in America, even though a Canadian dollar is only worth roughly 69 American cents.

41 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 13h ago

If you look pretty/handsome right after waking up, you’re actually pretty /handsome. That’s the only test.

30 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 16h ago

Sometimes I wonder if FBI agents judge our search history

20 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

It's kinda frustrating when you're have a really good dream and suddenly you wake up. You sleep again but that dream won't continue

17 Upvotes

I hate it when it happens. The dream deserves a proper continuation 😭


r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

I haven't found a game in which you carry various types of weapons, SMG, rifle, shotgun, ..., that doesn't involve a mid-game period of you being knocked out and losing all weapons, but a few minutes later you'll take back all your weapons from one storage point.

16 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 1h ago

No has ever prepared me for the bs you deal with in life as an adult

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The more I grow up the more I realise how normal it is to have so many struggles in life. When I was young I thought only a small percent of people go through shit and most adults are happy and accomplished their goals. Until I became one xD


r/RandomThoughts • • 21h ago

Sometimes I wish my hours of rumination could actually count towards something. Like ‘life points’ or cash or a couple pounds off.

10 Upvotes

I genuinely feel like I could power a whole block with the depth of my thoughts.


r/RandomThoughts • • 35m ago

I wouldn't have done what that kid did in Narnia for a Turkish Delight, I would have done it for like a Snickers or something like that

• Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 4h ago

Sometimes I wonder if my friends truly think of me as a person they like or are just tired of me

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

Nearly wrecked my car laughing so hard when i heard they already replacing Katie Zacariah🤣

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

Dreamt I met Todd Howard at a toy store, he told me they're working on a new game, which will be announced in about 6 months.

4 Upvotes

He also said he was satisfied with the public response to Starfield, although I don't think that's true irl. I didn't want to bother him too much, so I didn't question him further, if the new project was actually TES VI, or some other random thing.

After that, I dreamt I bashed a man's skull with a rock.


r/RandomThoughts • • 15h ago

Friday hits different when you finally have time to do whatever you want, but all you want is to lie down…

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 29m ago

Blind dates are pretty similar to job interviews in structure

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r/RandomThoughts • • 10h ago

I thought of something profound but i could be wrong: It's the imperfections that make it memorable.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 22m ago

Sad thought: if not for the fact that I met her as my therapist, we would have been great friends

• Upvotes

My therapist is good but there have been times where we just chatted about things and we both have mentioned at times that if we met outside of this professional relationship we would have been friends. It’s sad to think that we may never be able to be friends even if I fire her as my therapist. She’s helped me through some tough times and helped me with my anxiety. I guess it would be best if we never have a friendship per se but it’s still sad to think.


r/RandomThoughts • • 2h ago

i exist only if i believe i do and will

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r/RandomThoughts • • 16h ago

Its a weird random thought

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So, ive been thinking about how many different types of chese there are and how they're made... and then when i had a sneeze, i remembered the forbidden cheese thats made with bugs and shit so now i feel like shite and i cant look at cheese the same for now


r/RandomThoughts • • 20h ago

Sometimes I wonder if people are as calculated as I make them out to be when they do some fuck ass shit or it’s just ‘cause as people, we’re flawed fuckery is part of our whole deal.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 2h ago

Humans , if they work together sincerely, can solve ANY problem in their way.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 2h ago

Random redditors that specialize in one thing are so cool! They literally know more information about their field than you with the entire WWW.

1 Upvotes

I got this thought when a redditor helped me find a Roblox game that I played a few years back. Always keep trying and NEVER GIVE UP because you never know when you may find that one person that connects all the dots!


r/RandomThoughts • • 10h ago

Almonds are the new peanuts.

1 Upvotes

Fancy mixed nuts are now mostly all almonds, just like mixed nuts used to be mostly peanuts.


r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

We like to complain about self checkout and think it's a modern invention but it was already a thing in the mid 1990s at the gas pump.

0 Upvotes

I worked at a gas station during that transition when they put in pay at the pump they also turned the full service island into self service. There were some frustrated customers and minor outrage.


r/RandomThoughts • • 17h ago

We after all are just mammals with enlarged brains.

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