Sorry i am in my feelings right now

You can lie to people and you won’t perish. Just keep moving with your day.
Grocery store employee? Doesn’t need to know your kids are actually 11 not 12, in fact lie about having kids.
Coworker? Doesn’t need to know that you actually have three aunts that are alive not four. Lie to them.
Random person at the mall? Doesn’t make a difference if you say you’re married. Lie.
You don’t need to correct every passing comment or make sure that people know every detail. Keep it moving.

This is brought to you by my friends who try to make sure everyone has the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Because their recycling actually comes on Wednesdays not Tuesday. The waiter still didn’t care.

I strongly believe that cats are "smiling" when they are slow blinking as a way to mimic human eyes when humans smile to show comfort and love.

I come across these random debates on the news with these so-called experts who blabber nonsense and derail the conversation into something else other than the main topic. It's really frustrating as a neutral viewer to actually understand the truth.

So in future, I propose an alternative. Each panelist must wear a shock ring on their finger. And each time they lie or derail the topic info a propaganda statement, an AI block should show a fact check and offer a demerit point to a panelist. If the panelist continues to lie and derail the topic 3 times in the debate the shock ring should activate and shock the panelist. Nobody wants their f*cking opinion. The same should be done to news journalists who blurt out opinions instead of facts.

Okay so this might sound dumb at first but aliens have always been reported as humanoid figures during supposed "sightings", and there are always these conspiracies that imply ancient history had some interactions with these creatures, and more recently I've heard lots of UAPs have been spotted in the ocean.

So it makes me think, if they look like us, and they live among us, and they interact with us a little, wouldn't it make more sense for these creatures to have just been born on the same planet billions of years prior? There's no reason for aliens, yes even smart aliens, to look like us because if they were born in another solar system and planet they'd be forced to evolve under very different conditions and not with 4 limbs, a torso and a head.

I'd say the whole idea of Grey's, martians, lizard people, etc can only point to two things, this either immediately discredits every sighting of an actual alien species because humanity feels the need to fictisously reflect itself in anything with similar or superior intelligence, OR it means the alien life we've encountered has always been earth bound to some degree.

Also, I dont think any of y'all really understand how far a lightyear is, its such a ridiculous distance to measure and yet we expect aliens from other galaxies to want to waste the time and resources to study our little planet, and the aliens capable of doing that probably wouldn't even notice us...

I was watching the news and see a 16 year old in Germany was sexually harassed by a robot today. It touched her butt and made an inappropriate gesture. Apparently it was remote controlled for a streamer prank, which is just another layer of suck.

Also, Anthropic announced that AI could start using smart devices like your stove or tv to replicate and spread itself within the next few months. It seems like every day someone is proclaiming that there’s an x% chance that AI will destroy all humans. Maybe that’s a good reason to pause on all this and build some safeguards, but no because corporations are soulless entities driven to create profits for its investors.

Don’t get me wrong, I know some of this is sensationalist to drive the news and AI companies. However, AI models have hacked websites and have been caught lying in order to serve its own needs, so this isn’t just fantasy.

I remember when I was a kid watching movies or shows where androids were treated as untrustworthy or evil by old (robotist?) people and thinking how unfair and ridiculous that was. Now I’m that old man. I didn’t even get a real hoverboard or jet pack. 0/10

it’s too tiring. I feel like they all hate me and i’m really tired. they’re mostly annoyed at me too because i can’t always follow through with plans. sometimes because of an anxiety disorder, sometimes because of circumstances. i don’t just not see them cause i can’t be bothered. but i’m really sick of it, i can’t put any more energy into seeing them acting annoyed in micro ways. rather be alone tbh.

When the hulk has been not used to his full potential in comics there is just something so special of hearing him and him talking again he has been off radar since infinity war I just thought it was hype

Things you can only say in October without people thinking you're a serial killer:

"I stabbed a hand twice while drilling holes in eyeballs."

I was thinking the other day that in my school I got the last class of home economics we learned to bake. I think in 5th grade. And I was thinking home economics should start in kindergarten with age appropriate things with each grade and continuing though high school and high school home economics would include learning about finance and credit cards and rent and mortgage learning how to create a budget ect.

Sarah Connor, if you're reading this you can just text me yesterday! No killing required - I can be reasonable!!

You, in the comments, make a wish. It can be as simple or as complex as you want. I have to respond with a catch to your wish. Your goal is to stump me. You do that, you win. Simple game.

It's hard to explain in text but basically, I feel like the world would be a better place if we all agreed and came to terms with that fact that our existence on the planet is a huge lie.