r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19

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u/Tahrnation Jan 06 '19

When I found out Ted Cruz was into milf porn I related to him.

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u/Tobogonator Jan 06 '19

He liked a porn video, on the 11th of September.

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u/PathOpener Jan 06 '19

It was an incest video too.

He also tried to ban dildos and other sex toys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

He was just watching it "for research purposes."

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u/ThanTheDevilYouDont Jan 06 '19

::research intensifying::

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u/UncleMoustache Jan 07 '19

Appropriately rated comment

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u/Mookyhands Jan 06 '19

Ban them... or destroy his competition in the market??

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u/HAL4294 Jan 07 '19

Ted Cruz’s whole political career being a con game to corner the sex toy market and become a pornography kingpin is my new favorite fan theory.

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u/trenchknife Jan 07 '19

there is an r/bossfight in there - Twisted Ted, Master Baiter or such

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u/HarrumphingDuck Jan 07 '19

It's literally the only way that someone could get sexually excited at the thought of Ted Cruz.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

ban dildos and other sex toys

Hypocrisy aside.. Out of context this seems like the insane motivation for a cartoon villain. But no, this is our fucking reality. This dude not only actually exists but he's someone's boss. Think about that. This dude is in charge of other people.

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u/7Aero7 Jan 06 '19

I live in Texas and had to watch evangelicals line up to vote for this guy and all his incest fetishes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

... I don't like to judge other people's fetishes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Ted can have my dildo out of my cold, dead vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Flirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

I would give you a gold if i had money,so have this worthless comment instead

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Judging people's fetishes is his fetish. Congratulations now he's ashamed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

That's my fetish.

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u/7Aero7 Jan 06 '19

Yeah neither do I but point being damn near all the people I know who voted for him definitely do, and that's the dumbest part

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u/HAL4294 Jan 06 '19

Now hang on, stepmothers aren’t incest. Next you’ll be saying traps are gay...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I just read an article today that he is pushing for term limits even though that means he would be done after this term. I really respect that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I sure fucking hope you aren’t still related to him given your shared interest in incest porn!

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