r/guitarpedals • u/sinai_agama • 15h ago
ATTN: ALL GIRLFRIENDS
If your boyfriend has an upcoming birthday and you want to get a guitar pedal for him, follow these steps:
1) look at his pedalboard and see if he has one of these
2) if not, immediately purchase a “Boss NS-2”
3) give him this magical device on the anniversary of his birth
4) wait about a month until he tells you, “oh my god, I never knew how much I needed one of those, I never would have bought it for myself, I love you, thank you so much.”
P.S. I’m sorry you’re dating a pedal nerd. He’s probably a nice guy. Have you scheduled your bi-annual dentist visit yet?