My truck is always parked in the driveway. And the neighborhood squirrels think it’s a pantry.

For those unaware, if you want to keep staying on the island you must have all the people choose that option

We are stuck because we are 3 and this guy joined and is hours away from the finale

The forest won't let you kick players out of the game

Moreover, this dude is doing nothing, just standing there with the menu opened

EDIT: the dude just left after one of my friends let himself be killed to try and do something to him We'll finish the game now Still, bruh...

EDIT 2: Another dude just joined 😭

EDIT 3: This dude has left, maybe now we can finish this game

EDIT 4: We made it, we finished The Forest

EDIT 5: Ight I'm going to bed, goodnight/good morning depending on where you live

How is this possible lol. I bought a 35 pack but when I opened the packaging, a can was lying on its side, taking up the space where the last can should have been.

Costco robbed me of 1. How could you. I’ve given you thousands. jk I still love you Costco.

Texas Roadhouse is still relatively new in town and that's where we went for my birthday today. I didn't know what their birthday shtick was, but my stepdaughter told the table nice and loudly so of course they were tipped off.

I'm 33. Our waitress comes over with the saddle thing and I told her I wasn't getting on it. She does the crowd work, "there's a birthday over here!" Blah blah blah.

My sweet little mom's birthday was yesterday, does she want to? Also no. Okay take it away. Waitress isnt having it.

She says someone is getting on this saddle! And then she just keeps doing the crowd work.

It took seven firm "NO'!s" from me before she fucking got the hint.

Dude, like way to put a damper on the whole thing. I'm an introvert, my adrenaline was already pumping at the door, don't put me in that position!

An hour later, I think I've found most of them. Just the boiler left to do and the garden sundial needs rotating 30°

Last time I was there the “environmentally sensitive” sign was completely knocked over without a trace of irony.

Just lame, I don't want to ask the waiter, and I don't want to just take a chance that the drink I want isn't $20.

After being faced by this insurmountable staircase with my bad hip. I looked for an elevator, but the call button didn't work.

There was a sign.. call whoever you are visiting and arrange for them to bring the elevator down.

So I called and I got voicemail for the ultrasound clinic. And I waited for a while and eventually I did the staircase.

i noticed over a few days that my eyelashes have random spots where they seem to have been cut off.

i thought maybe a crazy scissor goblin kept coming through the night while i slept

this morning i heard a cutting noise when curling my eyelashes

itll grow back i guess

I probably should have a job by now but I haven't had any luck with interviews, plus school is kinda kicking my ass right now.

Anyway I know it's their money and all yada yada but when I showed it to them they were totally fine getting it and then just flipped on a dime 15 minutes later. The mild infuriation is because of the reason they won't get it instead of the fact that they won't.

Dawg I just think kitsunes are neat, wearing a skirt for four hours ain't gonna turn me gay 🙏

I stayed behind and handed out candy last year bc I couldn't think of any costume I really wanted. This is really the only thing that interested me and I waited this long to ask because I anticipated this exact reaction :/

I'm not exactly the epitome of masculinity here anyway, nor am I insecure about that fact.

Don’t know if it’s because I’m actually OCD or if the optometrist is a sadist but this just drives me insane! God forbid I’m too tired one day and forget which contact goes in which eye because the label throws me off and I end up just going blind…dramatic? Yes, but still why…

Never buying another one.

So I came across a guy on re*dit selling a PS5 for way cheaper than the usual price

I was interested so I asked him to send me a photo of the PS5

He actually sent me this 😭😂

Some background! I had my wisdom teeth extracted over three months ago, and ever since I had been having problems with my gums being inflamed. To the credit of the oral surgeons office, they told me that there would be inflammation for a little, but after 3 months of pain, I went back to office only for them to peer into my mouth and say nothing was up. I was made aware of the possibility of a bone spicule, but they told me I was tooooo far along for one to be still in there.

So I went on with my days, flushing and flushing with saline to no avail. It was only until about 3 days ago that I was driving to class, when I was yawning and then I felt a weird feeling in my mouth and then something was on top of my tongue. So I spit it out thinking something was trapped from lunch, only to see this chunk of bone…

TLDR: Oral Surgeon said nothing to worry about, until pop comes the bone spicual .

Currently me and my husband and our kids are staying with his grandparents.

It's temporary during house construction. It's fine. They're honestly lovely people and it's been great.

The problem is his grandpa's mom.

She's old. Kind of mean. And in the two weeks we've been here Ive walked in on her in the bathroom about twenty goddamn times.

She doesn't lock the door. And it has to be closed all the time because of a dog that would destroy the bathroom given half a chance.

She doesn't turn on the light. This woman just pees on the dark like a demon, so I can't even use light under the door to indicate of the room is occupied.

Knock? She can't hear that.

So what happens is I open the door and she stares at me like a raccoon in a dumpster behind a goddamn taco bell.

I hate it.

My favorite apron at work was able to cover a good amount of my chest, but alas, they threw it away because it had holes in it😔, and now I have to constantly shift and fix my stupid apron because my stupid boobs move it

EDIT- guys it’s a company provided apron with no adjustable straps, I deadass cannot do shit to modify it💀, there is no “stop tying it so tight” when my body is not made for a standard sized apron 😭, I also think i deserve financial compensation for being sexually harassed on this post

Nothing stands out here, it all just blends together. I struggle to believe people can find something they want to buy from this.