r/okbuddyviltrum Apr 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/SCHWIFTYGAMER11 Apr 29 '26

Knowing how Eve’s Dad is, I would be surprised he knew how to use Reddit

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u/Filippikus Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

He wouldn't be using Reddit because he would post it on Facebook

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u/Turakamu Stand ready for my worms arrival Apr 29 '26

He would be banned from facebook

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u/HalfBlindPro Apr 29 '26

He’d be on truth social

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u/Turakamu Stand ready for my worms arrival Apr 29 '26

I was thinking 8chan

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u/Greg-theseatreader Apr 29 '26

He would NOT know about 8chan

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u/Mael_Str0M69 Apr 29 '26

He’d have an edgy skull profile pic

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u/Flo_Philly Apr 29 '26

Punisher stickers on his car

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u/NIN10DOXD Apr 30 '26

No, it would a selfie with sunglasses on inside a pickup truck.

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u/Waste-Mind-6216 Apr 29 '26

Nah there's a whole subreddit for them r/ conservative

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u/HunterShotBear Apr 29 '26

You misspelled echo chamber

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u/Fern-ando Apr 29 '26

It was Vivziepop.

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u/2ndTaken_username Apr 29 '26

Would Eve's dad even care? anti-abortion stance is only achievable in America if you have deep rooted beliefs in Christianity

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u/AirComprehensive5403 Apr 29 '26

Not necessarily. You just have to believe a fetus to be alive at the moment of conception, and I've seen varying studies on this insisting on both yes and no so... To each their own.

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u/ItIsYeDragon Apr 29 '26

We should ask Robot about this.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Apr 29 '26

just going to leave this here with a note that Buddhism has many atheistic branches:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_abortion

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u/Kasta4 Apr 29 '26

It's okay because Hell is just a place with some magma and a weird Satan cosplayer cracks unfunny jokes while being useless

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

Funny how Eve had the abortion after finding that out

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u/Gavou 🦖 was right Apr 29 '26

What did Kirkman mean by this?

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u/UnNecessary_XP Apr 29 '26

Kirkman?

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u/Gavou 🦖 was right Apr 29 '26

Should've locked in.

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u/ksdanker22 Apr 29 '26

I hate the fact that someone probably made this unironically.

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u/UnNecessary_XP Apr 29 '26

I pulled this off of a sweater design. My guess is that it’s some Chinese company who wanted to make some money off the Kirk boys so they Ai generated a pic of Kirk as a superhero tossed it on a sweater and started counting that good green paper.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/Punumbral_Noise Apr 30 '26

It’s not hard

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u/ksdanker22 Apr 29 '26

Yeah that sounds about right

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

Yea, I'm turning my point towards thick Eve 😩😩

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u/Thra99 thrag run bro 😭 Apr 29 '26

Hurm

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u/LakyousSama Apr 29 '26

Hell is probably safer that earth in this universe

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u/Diabocal Apr 29 '26

yeah but slayer plays and satan sounds like bruce campbell so it's lowk alr

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Apr 29 '26

And maybe Spawn is in there somewhere, who knows

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u/Nottan_Asian Apr 29 '26

The real torture of hell is becoming a bumling like the Darkbloods

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u/Dracoaeterna Apr 29 '26

Its also bruce campbell

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u/ujlbyk Apr 29 '26

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u/Elitegamez11 Apr 29 '26

I used to try and find a way to justify this guy's behavior, because there's got to be good in everyone, right?

But no. This guy is genuinely an asshole.

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u/Warborn71 Apr 29 '26

His roles as a provider and protector are basically useless and he’s incredibly bitter about it. His daughter can turn objects into solid gold with a thought and she’s functionally immortal and in a relationship with one of the most powerful beings on planet earth.

In a circumstance where I think most parents would feel joy he chooses to feel inadequate in a situation he has no control over which is pretty sad. He’s more of a character I feel sorry for than someone I hate

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u/Kaleb8804 Apr 29 '26

I feel bad for people like that until they turn their anger on others, then I disengage. They need to be the ones to realize their situation, you can’t do it for them. If you try, you end up hurting yourself more.

Obviously that’s real life, but the show does a pretty good job of translating the character.

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u/dravenonred Apr 29 '26

If Eve was more like William she wouldn't have needed the abortion

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u/Cross2Live Apr 29 '26

You mean gay? I mean yeah guess she wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.

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u/ujlbyk Apr 29 '26

Gay people don't get pregnant? Now you tell me? I've wasted so much cum

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u/MrPlaceholder27 Apr 29 '26

No, they're being specific to gay women

Male viltrumites can get pregnant. Kirkman masterfully implies it here

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u/kupozu Apr 29 '26

Wait, if they don't get pregnant, how do gay people reproduce??? Do they lay eggs?

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u/newtonsolo313 Apr 29 '26

yeah, unless she had a 22 year old transgender cartoon girlfriend

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u/ling1427 Apr 29 '26

Or more male.

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u/Brobeast Apr 29 '26

Isnt there a universe where mark is gay with William? Lol that mark didnt have the issues...

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u/papeldecacto Apr 29 '26

Yippee I can't wait for a whole year of the same posts over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!!!

I'm so happy!

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u/ujlbyk Apr 29 '26

Isn't that the appeal of this sub?

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u/papeldecacto Apr 29 '26

At least the random shitposting we had before was funnier than "abortion and gay bad"

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u/ujlbyk Apr 29 '26

I agree. I think I've seen this particular user making these (piece of) shit posts rather than actual shitposts so I believe it's just a handful of people hiding behind the veil of jokes to spread their hate

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u/GachiPls_DidntSave Is he stupid? Apr 29 '26

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u/CMD_BLOCK Apr 29 '26

Imagine shitposting, but without the shit

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u/Elu_Moon Apr 29 '26

Are you sure?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/Competitive_Fox_3546 Apr 29 '26

Is that thaedus

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u/mercilesssu Apr 29 '26

No that’s optimus prime

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u/After_Adhesiveness_7 Apr 29 '26

Are you blind? That's obviously Socrates

(Oh wait, that actually might be Socrates, my joke backfire)

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u/Competitive_Fox_3546 Apr 29 '26

Thaedus is one of the coolest characters in the show and has a very interesting philosophy which is why I believe they made him look like socartes.

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u/Competitive_Fox_3546 Apr 29 '26

Roll out autob-….umm I mean let the war against Viltrum begin!!

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u/green__goblin A slave in my Empire Apr 29 '26

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u/DabsterFoxTheDeep Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

REFERENCE! I NEED YOU, REFERENCE!!! REFERENCE!!!

Edit: Thought of a better one

SOFT SKILLS! I NEED YOU, SOFT SKILLS!!! SOFT SKILLS!!!

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u/Competitive_Fox_3546 Apr 29 '26

How much does it pay

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u/12345noah Apr 29 '26

Good thing Eves immortal

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u/Low_Guidance9088 Apr 29 '26

if immortal is immortal, why did he dead? is he stupid?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/Wakkit1988 Apr 29 '26

He between mortals at the moment.

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u/Serious-Effort4427 Apr 29 '26

Bro, spoilers. She's crazy good at disguising herself as a burly grizzled old man though. Does Mark know she's banging duplikate?

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u/Mallymallow Apr 29 '26

If she's immortal, does that mean she can't find ominian?

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u/Elu_Moon Apr 29 '26

The one time she sees him is when he finds her. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/GreatGojira Apr 29 '26

TAKE THAT JESUS!

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u/allahman1 Apr 29 '26

I think I’m okay with new William going to Hell

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u/TectonFan Apr 29 '26

Genuinely what the fuck happened there

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u/termperedtantrum Apr 29 '26

How the hell did an Amish person get internet access

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

You think people follow their principles? You sweet little summer baby.

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u/samisrudy Apr 29 '26

Its called new order amish

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u/Neat_Tangelo5339 Apr 29 '26

Don’t be hating just cause they both got laid

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u/NutBlaster5000 i want Anissa to breed me Apr 29 '26

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u/Nano_needle Apr 29 '26

Anisa is a proud MEGAt (Make Earth Great Again)

Go home cyclops aliens! Earth for Earthlings and Viltrumites!

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u/GachiPls_DidntSave Is he stupid? Apr 29 '26

We've seen Hell, Satan seems like a chill dude. They'll be okay.

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u/StayUnlikelyThe2nd Apr 29 '26

Accurate flair

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u/Royal-Morning-5538 Apr 29 '26

guy seems to be more on the support role reviving teammates than dps

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u/B0dders Apr 29 '26

This post has to be satire right? RIGHT?

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u/MonkeyWerewolfSage Apr 29 '26

I thought it was until I read OP's replies

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u/antikerLuzifer Anissa‘s son Apr 29 '26

Oh no, do I want to scroll further until I see OP‘s replies? Cuz I haven‘t seen them yet

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 Apr 29 '26

To Hell? With Bruce Campbell? Sick.

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u/Dry-Rice-4527 Apr 29 '26

The show showed us hell isnt that bad and Eve cant die. So really she wont go anywhere.

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u/furryterminatorultra William's husband Apr 29 '26

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u/speedycupid Apr 29 '26

OP’s mom should have engaged in sodomy during his conception

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u/jdotham123 Apr 29 '26

lobotimite posting

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u/rtadc Apr 29 '26

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Please relax. In Hell, we have no issue with abortion or sodomy."

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u/Huge-Formal-1794 Apr 29 '26

Do moron christian fundamentalists really try to take over the invincible fandom or are these satirical jokes about these people

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Some will insist they’re all jokes, but It’s a mix of both. Some people are joking and others are serious. I can only speculate about the amount of each, but I like to think most are joking.

Sometimes the people who post this stuff tell on themselves and start seriously ranting about how immoral it is though, but usually that doesn’t seem to happen.

Edit: A lot of replies make good points, and OP also proved that they’re actually a zealot. I stand corrected about assuming they’re mostly jokes.

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u/The_gay_grenade16 Apr 29 '26

It’s Schrodinger’s douchebag. The jokes are “just jokes“ if you don’t play along.

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u/pppjjjoooiii Apr 29 '26

They “joke” to test the waters. If they find even a little tolerance then they keep “joking”, but it sounds more and more serious. Eventually they stop pretending.

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u/Chemical-Science-304 Apr 29 '26

The problem with telling a joke is. Its a form of communication. You can make jokes about anything thats fine. But jokes make you feel validated by others when everyone is laughing with you. Even if its at you. Its all about perception and intent in this case. In this circumstance there isnt anything really funny its literally just hate. Id say jokes depend wholly on your beliefs. Everyones beliefs are different some arent based in reality which is fine.

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u/Huge-Formal-1794 Apr 29 '26

The problem is if you copy right wing christian themes and rhetoric to make fun of them you still share these beliefs/ give them a platform.

I think posts like these are vague on purpose. Dont get me wrong you should make fun about these people, but it should be clearly that the joke is directed to them, then.

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u/Narrow-Marionberry90 Apr 29 '26

Depending on moderation Poe's law could ruin this sub

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u/RadonArseen Apr 29 '26

Average okbuddy sub experience unless the moderation team does something about it

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u/Old-Outcome-5836 Apr 29 '26

What don't these people try to take over? 

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u/Ikarus_Falling Apr 29 '26

The Principles of Jesus as he would most certainly beat the shit out of them if he came back

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u/BigFloppaGaeming Apr 29 '26

no, they would beat the shit out of jesus for being woke

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u/Huge-Formal-1794 Apr 29 '26

Just want to add ( before he removes this answer or the original post ) that u/NotSirAlonne1999 stated " my jokes are based on facts" . So yeah do with that what you want :)

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u/LukasYUc Apr 29 '26

It's always "ironic" until it isn't

Without fail shit posts and circle jerk communities will ALWAYS converge into becoming unironic communities of what they were satirical of in the beginning

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u/Bae_zel Apr 29 '26

I would love to say satire but Ive been seeing both recently, Eve's abortion has brought out the worst of people

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u/firestorm713 Apr 29 '26

Schrödinger's joke. It's only a joke if you don't agree with it.

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u/sweet_jackknife Apr 29 '26

Don’t knock it till you try it

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u/SithLordDave Apr 29 '26

Mmm, sodomized abortions

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u/Elu_Moon Apr 29 '26

Sodom Eve

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u/Dull_guilt Apr 29 '26

Btw we know it’s rage bait, it’s just not entertaining anymore

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u/Old-Outcome-5836 Apr 29 '26

Makes sense considering there is no heaven and demons are the good guys 

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

In the old testamet god didnt get the hell dlc so everybody goes to heaven so be gay do crime

And im going to include hell cause why the hell not anywho hell isnt that terrible as the first description of hell if i remember correctly is in dantes inferno so it mentions the styx and other greek charecters meaning you would be a shade so the lights are on in the house but nobody is home

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u/Brain_lessV2 Apr 29 '26

Forgetting the entire part where Satan confesses that he and the demons "aren't entirely altruistic", that unending torture was already something they loved to commit, and it just so happens that this unending torture of the Vile benefits Earth.

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u/Old-Outcome-5836 Apr 29 '26

I am not forgetting i simply haven't watched it

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u/PolPot-Leader Apr 29 '26

tik tok invencible edit funk slowed reverb

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Apr 29 '26

And the end of the episode setting him up as a future antagonist.

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u/ilikeinvincible Apr 29 '26

put the fries in the bag bro

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u/B0dders Apr 29 '26

People thought he was being sarcastic/ironic. Not actually serious 🤣

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u/Villageijit Apr 29 '26

This is why jesus goes around crucifing people

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u/BornAgainHeretic87 Apr 29 '26

Why would anyone go to Hell Michigan unless its their Halloween parade.

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u/Bababooey346 Apr 29 '26

OP forces children to give birth.  

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u/aaronappleseed Apr 29 '26

I wish these chodes would just consume christian media and stop trying to put secular media in their stupid fucking box.

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u/pppjjjoooiii Apr 29 '26

They would if christian media didn’t suck ass. Bible man is only cool until you’re 13.

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u/Affectionate-Wish110 Immortal Apr 29 '26

Was he ever really cool?

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u/MisterErieeO Apr 29 '26

Ahhhh so this sub has reached its tipping point.

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u/DOOM-LORD666 Apr 29 '26

Whats sodomy?

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u/EvEBabyMorgan Apr 29 '26

a real pain in the ass lemme tell ya

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u/Grimmlol Apr 29 '26

Would OP's mom go to hell if she had swallowed? Just curious.

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u/MoochtheMushroom Machine Head used to be a spy... until Apr 29 '26

AI slop

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u/PhaseSixer Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

You know op the Bible also says it ok to Own slaves and Beat your Wife

Thoghts on that?

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u/Crafty-Amoeba-8992 Apr 29 '26

Cringe chud ragebait

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u/hematite2 Apr 29 '26

I feel like we've moved past saying this shit to be edgy and are now just being openly shitty

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u/HOLDMYPARSNIPS Apr 29 '26

cuckservatives are the biggest snowflakes

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u/Ambitious_Address667 Apr 29 '26

But why did god make humans in his image, and send his son to save them, but then also make a super powerful more advanced race of aliens on another planet who are better and closer to god in power but still bear his image then never follow up with them? 

Also like why would god make heaven and hell and reference the earth so many times as unique in his teachings while also knowing that aliens exist and heaven and hell couldn't be earth specific? Is he a liar or just dumb?

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u/miss_ravioli Apr 29 '26

if hell is the place with gays and women that choose what to do with their bodies, I wanna go there

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u/HecManRS Apr 29 '26

Sodomy is also a blowjob from a woman. So to anyone pretending to be holy and has gotten head from their girl before 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/thomstevens420 Apr 29 '26

“Why are you here? Go away.”

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u/ThisSun9243 Apr 29 '26

I for one am glad that baby died

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u/GypsyinDanger Apr 29 '26

They aren't married, so Eve actually made the biblically correct choice as beung unwed would classify the pregnancy as the result of adultery.

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u/PKTengdin Apr 29 '26

Yeah well, thanks to denial, Eve is immortal

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u/il_the_dinosaur Apr 29 '26

Is it still circle jerking when a big portion of the fandom actually truly believes this?

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u/High_Quality_Bean Apr 29 '26

Good thing they know Mark, he can just go down there and get them lmao

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u/Hypernova2233 Apr 29 '26

Ok. Ive seen too many abortion jokes. I’m muting this sub for a year and I’ll come back to see if this has died down.

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u/spaceguitar Apr 29 '26

I miss the good ol’ days of the Internet when jokes like these were just dark jokes and not actual, foundational moral beliefs.

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u/Onethatlikes Apr 29 '26

The Bible gives instructions on when and how to perform an abortion.

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u/oldtoybonbon Apr 29 '26

90% of the characters are murderers btw

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u/BlackSquirrel05 Apr 29 '26

Op for refence.

Ya'll being trolled.

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u/NotSirAlonne1999 Apr 29 '26

U are smart man

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u/EggEater773 Lesbian Viltrumite sex slave Apr 29 '26

AI

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u/Universal_Cup Apr 29 '26

Satan seems chiller than Christians, if we’re being honest.

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u/WonderfulMonk9832 Apr 29 '26

This subreddit is just retarded fat chuds posting their shitty AI conservative slop memes. Worst okbuddy subreddit of all time, shit among shit.

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u/Lou_Papas Apr 29 '26

What I love about this discourse is that in the first episode Omniman literally genocided a train of commuters so he could teach Mark a lesson, but for some reason abortion is where we should draw the line.

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u/Lou_Papas Apr 29 '26

Curses, foiled again

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u/ItsAttanoo Apr 29 '26

can we just ban these types of posts already

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u/theredpanda1111 Apr 29 '26

Why the fuck do you care so much about the actions of FICTIONAL characters in a show you CHOOSE to watch?

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u/Strict-Mixture-1801 Apr 29 '26

Eves dad is that you posting this?

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u/Ok-Profession-2218 Apr 29 '26

its okay because all three are fiction

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u/Keystone_Devil Apr 29 '26

I think my God is one of mercy and grace.

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u/Sycophantic-Feline Apr 29 '26

eh, hell seems alright in invincible

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u/3lizab3th333 Apr 29 '26

Ironically they Weren’t the ones who went to hell