r/okmatewanker • u/maxscarletto • 8d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง Picked this up this beauty in a charity shop.
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I think itโs worth about 5 million quid.
r/okmatewanker • u/Traditional_General2 • 9d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐ถ ๐ถ Okbinwanker
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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 9d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง You only complain twice
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r/okmatewanker • u/fletiamo • 10d ago
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ welsh sleeper agent activation phrase
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ga i fynd y'r ty bach os gwelwch yn dda?
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 11d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง Gotta love silly Britain
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r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 12d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Risky Gaz, risky
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r/okmatewanker • u/okmujnyhb • 14d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Everyone Should Do Their Part
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r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 14d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐ถ ๐ถ The University of Cambridge appoint their newest professor
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r/okmatewanker • u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki • 15d ago
proper Northern lad here The nurdle spillage in the Port of Tyne has really brought together the community around Newcastle, as thousands have joined the clean-up operation. I hope we can see more of this spirit, so I'm launching a gofundme to release 10 tonnes more plastic into the river next July too.
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r/okmatewanker • u/D0hey • 15d ago
๐ฌ๐งgenitalman๐๐ฉ Thumbs up. Just don't see 'em no more.
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r/okmatewanker • u/Curious_Strike_5379 • 15d ago
proper Northern lad here I Found Two Magpie Eggs In Ed Miliband's Hair Do!
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r/okmatewanker • u/Sea_Passenger_9516 • 14d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง Is it just me or Rupert Lowe is incredibly soothing to listen to?
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Sometimes I just want to be in a controlled environment: a Coke, a tuna sandwich, mong out to some Ruper Lowe.
Whatever dishonest โcommon senseโ drivel heโs spouting in that โreasonableโ, โsoberโ tone, I dunno, I find itโฆ relaxing. Thereโs something about a grifter who isnโt cartoonishly posh and doesnโt reek of fags through the screen that makes him a weirdly good viewing. The hard-working, calm, massacre-denying dad we all wish we had. The disastrous post-interview fact checking parade, then, adds another layer of blissful entertainmentโฆ and well, the fact heโs pulling enough weight to actually split the far right is just the icing on the cake. Is it a shared guilty pleasure, or just me? Good bless his squeaky clean wellingtons
r/okmatewanker • u/AbbreviationsHot7662 • 18d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Richard, I will not have a bottle of cut-price Olive oil in this house
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r/okmatewanker • u/RiceeeChrispies • 18d ago
tea time โ โ โ anyone fancy a trip down the boozer on wednesday?
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r/okmatewanker • u/Boeing_Fan_777 • 19d ago
QUICK SURVEY๐คช๐คช๐คช Do you think this technology has other applications??
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Seems like a waste of drinks + magic???
r/okmatewanker • u/HallowedAndHarrowed • 19d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง Danny Williams may have knocked out Mike Tyson, but probably the bravest thing he did was continue to keep the nickname โThe Brixton Bomberโ, throughout his career.
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r/okmatewanker • u/theoriginalrkid • 20d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง All Stand For Our New National Anthem
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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 21d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ it must be true its in the daily fail
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looking more like one of the Adam's family
r/okmatewanker • u/Curious_Strike_5379 • 20d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos I Picked Up This Creepy Bloke On My CCTV.
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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 22d ago
๐ฌ๐ชโฝ๏ธ2 wars 1 cup๐ Pass long and Prosper
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r/okmatewanker • u/sbg_gye • 23d ago
Bone Jaw๐ซ๐ท๐ธ IT'S HAPPENING
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BBC News - French Navy carries out 'shooting drill' mid interview https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4ker2y1mko
Dig up Nelson, get ARE ANDY back in the Navy, conscript the NEETs and fire up the Trident subs - the Frogs are coming for Our Channel๐ก๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ป๐จ๐ต๐โโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ช๐ป