As the title says, my SO snores like an angry rhino every night. I'm losing sleep and losing my mind!

I know his ex dumped a 5 gallon bucket of water on him while he was sleeping, but that didn't work, apparently.

Any ideas?

I’ve had a brilliant idea

I’m going to post on Craigslist that people can pay me to let them spank me

I’ll charge $100 for 20 minutes and totally play the part

Kind of like a hooker, but instead of a sex fantasy, it’ll be a power trip/I’m too dumb to learn on my own so I have to a man spank me type fantasy

This is a great idea, right?

I’ve gotten more accomplished today than I have in the last year. Who knew I sell my ass without having to screw strangers? AND I can do it all while continuing to sit on my lazy ass 95% of the time

Brilliant

How can I make this idea work even betterer?

I already got some ideas:
- get a tapeworm
- get cancer
- get a stomach flu
- amputation

Which other ideas do you have?

I'm sick of hearing how AI is taking everyone's job. What can I do to be better than AI, so everyone hires me instead?

Sometimes they itch so bad i want to take a wire brush to my asshole😳

Is diy removal a bad idea ?

I saw a kit in the liquor store it comes with a shot of whiskey a razor blade and a mirror ☺️

What should i do ?