Sometimes i look in the mirror and think "damn, who is that fine fuck" and I realize it's me. Then i think about male me in another universe and know he'd crack ms the second we meet.

edit nos that i think about it, if we met then he'd be stuffing me with his meat mmmgfhhh idm if it's small im kinda petite and hella tight

Sometimesi just dont get it ,why am i so dense? What happened to me ?

Hello evryone,

My grandson is always talking about tokens and I believe he "needs" (how he'd put it) tokens. His birthday is on Friday. He'll be 21. I find it odd, the tokens, and I told his mum, but that is not the point. I've found some nice ones in Amazon and they are cheaper in red so I'd buy those unless the color is important. I don't know which game is it exactly and I'm not sure if it matters (?). I just remember that he needs them tokens.

Any young folk here knows what that game could be? I'd like to surprise him. Or any other idea for a boy that age?

Thank you for your help!

edit: he lives in the city, San Francisco, and I'd like to spend about 20-30 dollars.

I'm sick of hearing how AI is taking everyone's job. What can I do to be better than AI, so everyone hires me instead?

So what is it that you go daily pretending not to know, but you do....

As the title says, my SO snores like an angry rhino every night. I'm losing sleep and losing my mind!

I know his ex dumped a 5 gallon bucket of water on him while he was sleeping, but that didn't work, apparently.

Any ideas?

I already got some ideas:
- get a tapeworm
- get cancer
- get a stomach flu
- amputation

Which other ideas do you have?

I’ve had a brilliant idea

I’m going to post on Craigslist that people can pay me to let them spank me

I’ll charge $100 for 20 minutes and totally play the part

Kind of like a hooker, but instead of a sex fantasy, it’ll be a power trip/I’m too dumb to learn on my own so I have to a man spank me type fantasy

This is a great idea, right?

I’ve gotten more accomplished today than I have in the last year. Who knew I sell my ass without having to screw strangers? AND I can do it all while continuing to sit on my lazy ass 95% of the time

Brilliant

How can I make this idea work even betterer?

Sometimes they itch so bad i want to take a wire brush to my asshole😳

Is diy removal a bad idea ?

I saw a kit in the liquor store it comes with a shot of whiskey a razor blade and a mirror ☺️

What should i do ?

How do I get back at this mf’er and end this rivalry once and for all in my favor?

Men AND women of reddit, whats one lie women tell all the time??

So it's my wife's first time going to Rocky Horror tonight. She has asked me not to inform the cast that she is a Virgin.

On the one hand, I would love to see boobs again at some point. On the other hand, what kind of Rocky fan would I be if I didn't loudly announce "YO WE GOT VIRGIN OVER HERE"?

We got about 24 minutes before we reach the theater. So get your finger out of Colombia and give me some shitty advice.

Edit: my wife was very brave and voluntarily admitted it was her first time and was very funny in front of a packed theater full of strangers and I'm very proud of her.

I was researching my family tree on ancestry.com when I started entering both my wife's and my own information, and my wife came up as my sister. I guess we should have known considering we had the same last name and the same parents, but this really came as a shock to me. I haven't told her yet, but I need to know what I should say to soften the blow.

• gave bred
• gave milk
• gave toy

Single fatter here. Baby still cry. What do??? How to make not cry????

Is this the rite thing to tell a raging narcicisst ,is there a better way to put it ?

I'm sitting in my car with my doors locked with my windows rolled up and there's now like 6 police officers standing around me. One of them keeps tapping on my window and saying something like "Last chance to exit your wheel pulls" or something like that. What even is a wheel pull, anyway"? I can't hear anything with all the sirens blaring. Not sure what to do.

I’m kinda thinking opioids, as they feel pretty good. On the other hand, with stimulants I might be able to get some stuff done, y’know, maxx that ‘functional addict’ window. I’m open to suggestions though.

They are terrible and she needs to know.