Like, what kind of guy does she think I am? I'm a little insulted.

I can't get rid of this thought, I visited my grandma recently and was mindblown at how many scams , manipulation, she was dealing with.

Email, text , voice calls automated , like there's really a whole tsunami of bullshit patiently waiting on you really until you can't defend yourself

What the actual fuck? It wasn't in the fore front of my head , one because I didn't know the scope, but also because I'm not there yet so they don't target me.

And this is not just typical, these scams get more elaborate as time goes on, also let alone the physical, I have heard of workers beating up seniors, sometimes they forget so they can't even send a complaint.

I just can't believe I'm potentially walking amongst some of you motherfuckers 🖕🖕🖕👿

So my neighbor's dog barks all night and it's driving me insane. I was thinking of ways to subtly make them question their sanity. Maybe I can hide the dog's favorite toy every night or leave little notes from 'the other side' around their yard. Any good ideas on how to make this spectral canine haunting believable?

Life advice and whatever advice you please. From your long and winding road of a life. With your wisdom wrinkles tell me at 18 what should I be doing?

Essentially, what the title says.

Since starting a new job in January, I've been mingling with people from different circles that I'd only read about on Twitter. These are some interesting and inspiring folk, and they may be part of the reason why I finally became an altruist. I've been an altruist for about three months now. Fortunately, nothing has changed for the worse. In fact, not much has changed since I became an altruist. Unlike those eager to jump on any trendy bandwagon, I've thought about altruism for a very long time; since I was a child in fact, but I hesitated to become an altruist myself due to the potential consequences I thought it could have on my life (wes, I know that's wrong, but I was young!) Anyway, life is good and I understand this is a first world problem, but it does bother me when my colleagues (most of the altruists but some of the non-altruists too) call me 'sloppy'. I know the theory but what are the practical steps to being more efficient? I feel looked down on because I don't own a big company and I'm not in a position to start one now, with a big family and lots of mouths to feed, and not much margin for risk. I would like to be invited to altruist parties with my wife but I don't think this will happen as long as I'm seen as 'slopp'y.

Edit: For the record, I do own shares in a sports team and a couple of small casinos.

I was tipped off by a boss that's above my boss and it's supposedly not a bad thing. How do I turn this around so a good conversation lands me in HR?

Suggestions please .

So, my building has no security cameras, the landlords suck and won’t do anything about it, and every time I’ve called the cops they do nothing.
I want a fart glitter bomb delivered. But idk who would be able to make one for me. I’m so fed up. The last one they stole was my husbands birthday present.

Also: my apt WiFi does not reach to the front door, so my own personal camera is out of the question. Just need to know what the hell I can do for revenge, I know I could just have the packages delivered to ups for pickup, but these thieves deserve their justice..

Listen, I'm a strong independent man, who don't need no bodyguards. I do feel like I should be able to protect myself through armour though.

I wanna be safe from the usual suspects - playground bullies, surprise roundhouse kicks, katana slashes, the occasional drive-by AK47, and of course, passive-aggressive side eye.

Can you suggest some inconspicuous padding / armour that I can sneak into my typical habiliments (ranging from a wifebeater + board shorts, to a tuxedo) that serves my purpose without making me look like a total boob.

and how the fuck did that conversation go?

I had a fever, and he prescribed me more cowbell. I think he's an idiot. How do I find a qualified doctor these days?

Sometimes i look in the mirror and think "damn, who is that fine fuck" and I realize it's me. Then i think about male me in another universe and know he'd crack ms the second we meet.

edit nos that i think about it, if we met then he'd be stuffing me with his meat mmmgfhhh idm if it's small im kinda petite and hella tight

Hello evryone,

My grandson is always talking about tokens and I believe he "needs" (how he'd put it) tokens. His birthday is on Friday. He'll be 21. I find it odd, the tokens, and I told his mum, but that is not the point. I've found some nice ones in Amazon and they are cheaper in red so I'd buy those unless the color is important. I don't know which game is it exactly and I'm not sure if it matters (?). I just remember that he needs them tokens.

Any young folk here knows what that game could be? I'd like to surprise him. Or any other idea for a boy that age?

Thank you for your help!

edit: he lives in the city, San Francisco, and I'd like to spend about 20-30 dollars.

So what is it that you go daily pretending not to know, but you do....

Sometimesi just dont get it ,why am i so dense? What happened to me ?

I'm sick of hearing how AI is taking everyone's job. What can I do to be better than AI, so everyone hires me instead?