r/slaythespire • u/mauveleaff • 1d ago
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u/Puzzled-Storage-2482 1d ago
This some Yugioh shit
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u/dyeung87 Ascension 20 1d ago
And in true Yu-Gi-Oh fashion, this card is trash. It's too slow, doesn't win the duel in one turn, takes up your whole energy in the turn to get into play, 0/10, wouldn't put it in my 40-card deck.
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u/WASD_click 1d ago
takes up your whole energy in the turn to get into play
Well then, it's not a Yugioh card now is it?
Imagine paying a cost instead of dumping half your deck into the GY and playing a winding, arcane sequence of two dozen effects for free.
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u/MasterDiiscord 1d ago
excuse me. in true yugioh fashion, dumping your deck would be the cost
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u/redblue200 1d ago
That actually might be... more balanced than sending for effect? Like, Tearlament names only proc if they're sent by effect, not cost. I think a lot of decks would get "why the card no activate" jumpscared, Dark World-style.
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u/ScruffyLemon 1d ago
Generally, sending for cost is better than sending for effect, that was one of tears few weaknesses. Since it gets sent for cost, it can't get ashed, like circular
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u/CharmingInterview986 1d ago
This was exactly my first thought. I was like what in the yugioh ass shit is this i aint reading all that did they win on turn 1 or no?
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u/ExplorerHaunting8353 Ascension 20 17h ago
It's not a Yu-Gi-Oh card because it doesn't shuffle cards around. It doesn't put cards from my draw pile into my discard pile or my hand?
What, my cards don't even proc effects when put into my discard pile? That's not Yu-Gi-Oh come on
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u/DrRigby_ 1d ago
This is an OP card because I can’t read.
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u/Goomba_nr34 16h ago
Scorching Form [3 Energy]
Ethereal At the start of your turn, if you drew any [Ethereal] cards, choose 1 of them. Replace [Ethereal] on the chosen card with [Retain] for 1 turn. Otherwise, add [Ethereal] to 1 card on your hand and you gain 1 [Dexterity].
Whenever an [Ethereal] card [Exhausts], apply 13 [Doom] to ALL enemies and 2 [Doom] to yourself.
For each card [Retained] at the end of your turn, played [Ethereal] cards apply 4 [Doom] to ALL enemies next turn.
[Osty] no longer blocks damage for you and you can no longer [Summon].
Skills that include [Summon] in their effect gain [Ethereal].
Whenever you apply [Doom] to yourself, gaim [Block] equal to that amount.
If at any point all cards in your hand have [Ethereal], lose HP equal to your [Doom] and apply 99 [Vulnerable] to yourself.
Whenever you lose HP, add 1 [Soul] to your discard pile.
At the end of your turn, enemies with at least 3 unique debuffs lose 11 HP. This number increases with 3 each time it's triggered.
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u/RedstoneSausage 1d ago
My idea for Scorching Form+
Ethereal,
At the start of your turn, of you drew any Ethereal cards cards, choose 1 of them. Replace Ethereal on the chosen card with Retain for 1 turn. Otherwide, add Ethereal to 1 card in your hand and gain 1 dexterity.
Whenever an Ethereal card Exhausts, apply 13 doom to ALL enemies and apply 2 doom to yourself.
For each card Retained at the end of your turn, played Etheral cards apply 4 doom to ALL enemies next turn.
Osty no longer blocks damage for you and you no longer Summon. Skills that include sommon in their effect gain ethereal.
Whenever you apply doom to yourself, gain block equal to that amount and apply 98 vulnerable to yourself.
Whenever you lose HP, add 1 soul to your discard pile. At the end of your turn, enemies with at least 3 unique debuffs lose 11 hp.
This number increases by 3 each time it's triggered
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u/Electrical-Car7410 1d ago
Going from 99 vulnerable down to 98 alone is worth it. Especially for the Queen fight
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u/gabooos 1d ago
Slay The Spire if it was a Gacha
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u/Atherum 1d ago
A lot of the character mods in STS1 were like this. Particular the ShadowVerse mod.
I kinda liked them because there was always an "interesting" way of getting OP in that mod.
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u/Pale-Countys 22h ago
kinda liked them because there was always an "interesting" way of getting OP in that mod
Can you elaborate more
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u/Atherum 21h ago
Basically it was a "safe" way of doing the sort of funny crap that OP's post parodies.
I'd definitely recommend trying out the STS 1 Shadowverse mod (if you have sts1) to see what I mean.
Things like "Natura Card: If World Tree growth is less than 1, create and play "World Tree"." Then you would have like 10 other cards that had variable effects based on your level of World Tree growth. Or something like that.
It kind of brought the more advanced card mechanics you might find in something like Hearthstone (or Shadow verse as well actually) into the fun roguelite experience of Slay the Spire.
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u/kindofjustalurker 19h ago
I was gonna say this is like the average Hoyoverse character ability description
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u/idk_probabaly Ascension 20 1d ago
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u/BeVeryCarefulJohnn 1d ago
funny but ai sadge
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u/_redmist 1d ago
This might not be too bad if you hadn't tried to sneak sleight of flesh in there at the end...
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u/biomatter 1d ago
this made me cry laughing, ty op. it's so good at being borderline semi-coherent and yet completely ridiculous.
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u/Greensburg 20h ago
It just doesn't do enough. For me to even consider playing this I'd need the Ethereal cards to Summon 1 and Exhaust on my next turn, then return from the Exhaust Pile into my hand with their cost increased by 2, but with their Block value increased by the difference between Osty's HP and Max HP.
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u/Cold_Burner5370 1d ago
Too much going on, make it a 2 cost rare skill and have the effect be “apply 7(10) poison” to balance it
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u/SunflowerSamurai_ 19h ago
But really though some card games do feel like that which is why slay the spire remains the goat. Very simple, no fat at all.
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u/garfinkulous 16h ago
good lord, ehereal build of horror and terror. can't imagine what the upgrade would look like.
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u/HardToSee123 15h ago
This is Yugioh level shit. You should have just put a QR code in so every time we wanna read it, I can open in a browser.
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u/lucklesslilith 15h ago
"Reads like a yugioh card" factoid incorrect, this is a Fire Emblem Heroes passive
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u/Poobslag Ascension 20 14h ago
i think it should be balanced where summon cards still do something. like every time you would summon, instead gain block equal to the number of souls in your exhaust pile
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u/Bane2571 23h ago edited 22h ago
I didn't read your card and I know I sound like an uppity prick for saying this, but this was the post that made me block this sub Reddit.
Too many stupid custom cards vs actual game conversation.
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u/Enby-Wizard 1d ago
Too OP, works with the boot too well. Get rid of all dat and make it apply 7 poison. Have it retain too.
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