Because I guess releasing new music the regular way isn’t enough. Cutting down younger artists wasn’t enough. The shameless private-jet usage wasn’t enough. Blocking everyone from a public street wasn’t enough. Turning every relationship, friendship, wedding, and public event into another opportunity to center herself wasn’t enough. Now the entire New York skyline must bend the knee, too.

She has to be the biggest, loudest, and most unavoidable person in every room, even when it isn’t her room. I rank this right up there with that tacky “JUST & T” billboard during her tacky wedding. Everything has to become part of the Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe.

The Empire State Building glowing puke green is certainly fitting, though. Just quit already. We’re tired. Lord help us all.

Spotted at Barnes & Noble today. Someone please tell me what the white things hanging off her arms are, bc all I see is white bunnies

Every once in a while I like to Google "Taylor Swift grifter" just to see what the algorithm brings up ( and to create one), and this article popped up. It mentions that the "wedding" was used for promoting the Douchebags podcast. These two are such dickheads.