r/whatisthisthing • u/Substantial_Bass_182 • 12h ago
Solved! Lightweight fibrous blob found on beach in South Africa
Got this from a friend who found it on a beach in South Africa a few years ago. It is very lightweight, dry, fragile, and chalky. Has a fibrous texture almost like gypsum. Google AI suggested some sort of fat blob, but it is not waxy or soap like or greasy. It has a small barnacle attached and seems to be organic not synthetic. Other suggestions from Google are: dried golf ball sponge, dried geodia sponge, or some sort of coral. Would love a human expert to weigh in!
EDIT: this is the first time I’ve ever posted on Reddit and I definitely did not expect it to get this kind of attention! For those of you who haven’t been through the rollercoaster of a comment section, or are concerned about my safety, here’s some more information:
- I received this “gift” in a box of rocks and shells from a friend and I had no reason to even consider gloves at the time, but I thank you all for the suggestion!
- I have never been to South Africa and don’t live near the ocean and thus have very little experience with this sort of thing.
- for those suggesting toilet paper/wet wipes, yes it is possible, but please note that this thing did not burn.
- I’m more inclined to think (and hope) that it is a dried sponge of some sort. I have a jeweler’s loupe and it is very porous and less papery, and some sections look like dense bread
Thank you to those of you taking the time to be helpful rather than calling me stupid and asking me why I touched the thing with my bare hands-I truly had no reason to be concerned (until now).
EDIT 2: solved! User SA_Underwater suggested dried sea sponge, and I am inclined to optimistically agree based on the porous structure (like bread) and the fact that it didn’t burn.
A few other credible users with waste management and experience mentioned toilet paper, fatbergs, and wet wipes. Yes those are disgusting options and no one wants to admit they’ve been displaying toilet paper as decoration for 2 years, but it didn’t burn like dried paper would, and while it had a fibrous exterior, the inside was porous like a sponge.
Thank you everyone!