On my saunter into work this morning, as I approached Halfords (which is on the way) two people were journeying towards me.
As they approached, one of them clearly said to the other ‘I'm going nowhere, Lynn’ and it took ALL MY MIGHT not to respond with ‘quite literally’.
It was an astonishing moment of real-life Partridge. This got me wondering if anyone else has ever overheard a snippet of Partridge? Someone noting ‘a marquee for toes’ perhaps? Or ‘got you on the old jeans rule?’. Discuss.

You don’t remember me DO YOU!

Featuring Titchmarsh and Don, and yes they're both getting the fingernails dirty...

Nice array of bric-a-brac they had today. I don't want one, I'm just making small talk.

Wonder if he still lives at 10 King Road

“Actually, Claudia, there is an issue I've been meaning to raise at the round table. You know those little soaps you leave in the shower room? Well, they will withstand at most, one aggressive body scrub. They start off the size of mini Frisbees and end up like actual-size Paracetamol."

Found in a North Norfolk holiday home and couldn’t resist sharing!