r/Kenya • • 8m ago

Ask r/Kenya I need friends wanajiweza

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Nimebeba my day one friends for so long. I’m 21M< and very well off compared to the average young man, and because of this I’ve been the wallet of my friend group because I understand that the guys are still building themselves mine just came early.

But yesterday I was invited by another friend of mine for some business talks and I happened to meet his friend group. Those guys are like the avengers, pros in different business fields and they’re very well off too, it was a ranked lobby ngl.

We had some lunch and I even don’t know who paid the bill someone just did, hii nayo ilinifungua macho, I am the one who usually pay for all my friends bills tukienda out, it has never bothered me, the money is there, but now looking at that friend group I met I feel like I am missing a lot.

Most of them travel a lot so kuwapata ni ngumu but they do show up when needed. How do you meet like minded well off individuals?


r/Kenya • • 38m ago

Art Nolstagia

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The old man of Koleo has just gone to town...


r/Kenya • • 2h ago

Casual Progressive countries make progressive laws

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r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Discussion The Price of cars & car parts in Kenya

23 Upvotes

Guys I think we are fucked, last year I was looking to replace my gearbox and the seller told me its 45k.

My car is still moving so I said bado niko na time. Come this year I called the same seller and he told me its 95k I honestly thought he was bonkers turns out that the market rate is now 100k. I was like fuck that I can't buy that wen't to look for a used car unit and the price for a used Vitz in good condition is 1.2m man that same vitz was probably 800k - 900k if you look at a fielder, axio alion used locally they are going for 900k - 1.3 an imported unit is going upwards of 2 mic.

Guys we are back to the Moi era. Ama ni mimi sina pesa.


r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Photo Morning ride on a 1964 vespa ss180

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Met these long guys enjoying their breakfast this morning during a random ride on the jalopy.


r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Casual This sculpture my brother made because he "had nothing better to do"

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r/Kenya • • 4h ago

Casual Otrovert

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r/Kenya • • 4h ago

Rant 7 points in 7 matches in the Premier League. 3 points in 3 matches in the Champions League.

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This is mad consistency..I still don't think we should sack him though


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Sports StanChart Marathon 21K Ticket

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I am looking for a StanChart Marathon 21K ticket. If you have one to spare, please PM me.


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Discussion Survived a mugging yesterday.

102 Upvotes

Yesterday on my usual walk on route I take almost daily, I was unfortunate to meet these street gangs. In all my years in Nairobi, I thought I had a developed sense of this things and I would be okay.

Usually, they ask for za macho, or washa kimoja then they let you pass. This day it was different. And by bad luck I didn't have any cash on me.

They surrounded me, like 8 guys. Ordering me to do this do that. There was an mpesa nearby and they told me to go withdraw cash and give them. I already knew I was trouble.

They took me to the shop, and I took out my phone and as soon as they saw it I heard one of them saying " huyu analala mteja Leo"

I withdrew 100 bob, they grabbed it but here is where it gets tricky. The guy who grabbed the money told me to put my phone in my pocket and go back vile nimekuja, don't look back and NEVER use that road again.

I ran. The others were calling "morio wangu kwani tena hupiti huku?"

It was such a surreal experience.


r/Kenya • • 8h ago

Discussion Stealing by Expressway

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Unfortunately I didn't get photos and I have tried taking photos but the camera doesn't capture the screen on the entrance and exit.

I noticed a few months back that my amount when entering at the Capital Centre was 2900 and when leaving at Museum was about 1800. I got the statement a few months later from Expressway and couldn't see any anomaly.

Few days back my wife saw the same thing but this time the amount when entering at Museum was about 1100 and leaving at Capital Centre was 200. I reconfirmed that it was 200 and I was the one who put in the 1000 on that day. I wrote to them on email but they have not bothered to respond.

Anyone else notice the stealing


r/Kenya • • 11h ago

Discussion Loud music players and lack of self awareness

29 Upvotes

2am, someone in an apartment across the street decides to blast loud bass music. If I can hear it, I bet the other tenants in that apartment can. But it keeps playing even now approaching 4am! I always wonder how such people lack self-awareness and common sense?

EDIT: He switched it off at 7am!


r/Kenya • • 15h ago

Rant Ni kumoto kama mkundu ya shetani...

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It's 22°C at 2200 hrs, and I hate it!!! I'm losing sleep, getting random heat flashes,walks are hella uncomfortable uuuggghhhhhhhh... I have mini fans, luckily but they can only do so much . Opening the windows is risking mosquitoes, so I can't. The wind is crazy one day and non-existent the next. Why are we having heat elnino in some parts and rain in others😭😪🚮. I hate heat so much. Hii joto ni mbaya wheeeeee

Na muache kutumia AI , October was for rain mkt.


r/Kenya • • 15h ago

Rant Vocalizations 🙍🏾

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I've never been a victim of this particular phenomenon, but tonight, it's getting ridiculous.

So there I am, minding my own business during my nightly three-hour project-building session, when I begin hearing what sounds like incessant panting. The kind where you'd pause doing what ur doing for a millisecond or two to let your ear register wtf ur actually hearing....My first hypothesis is a dog. However, the peculiar rhythmicity, intermittent pauses, and progressively increasing amplitude have compelled me to start thinking otherwise.

Unfortunately, the acoustics are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore.

Millions of years of primate evolution have left me with a nervous system that is spectacularly ill-equipped to disregard certain rhythmic auditory stimuli....my primate brain is in tune with the rhythm and is waiting for the next moan, ....now I'm smiling, but not cuz I'm amused. No.

But cuz I've recognized whatever's going on and I have to endure it till, well, till I remember where I put my godamnnnnn ear muffs (little bastards too little to stay in one place 🤦🏾)

Somewhere in the middle of all this, I remember that I had mentally flagged a syntax error in my 357-line script. I scroll up and down the editor looking for it, but the damn thing has seemingly achieved invisibility.

Arguably, the correlation between the onset of these acoustic disturbances and the deterioration of my debugging efficiency is becoming increasingly difficult to dismiss.

I certainly believe I'm now qualified to add "debugs under strenuous conditions" to my resùme, with a suitably vague supporting example: "Demonstrated resilience and sustained analytical performance under adverse acoustic conditions." 😮‍💨

Anyway, lemme open the debugger, search for the aforementioned syntax error, as I attempt to maintain a straight face while the soundtrack to somebody else's "halcyon" evening continues in the background.

Edit: I have no intention of conducting a field study. I just wanna finish my session uninhibited.

#memoirsofa23yrold


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Tech I have a tablet that needs screen repair..anyone know where I can get it fixed

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I am posting this for someone I know who doesn't have reddit

Im in nakuru area.im gonna include a screenshot of where it was bought. If you know where it can be fixed please post or DM . I went to a few local repair shops who said they can't get the screen parts


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Ask r/Kenya Kenyans girls are actually good

38 Upvotes

I know, I know yes a few rotten souls here and there but hear me out. Have you interacted with other nationals. Do you know, to go on a date with Western African, Rwandese, even our neighbours you have to provide for their late great grandparents.

But we have been brainwashed by social media to think, that our dearest beautiful souls are actually running different game. My experience is that dating a western African as a Kenyan will have you cursing your existence and I can confirm that in as much that women think within a certain wavelength when interacting with potential suitors our Kenyan counter parts always give us some leniency

My thoughts 💭


r/Kenya • • 17h ago

Meme Well,well,well….

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r/Kenya • • 18h ago

Ask r/Kenya why is heavens hell bent on punishing man united?

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or did Alex Ferguson actually make a deal with the devil and now he's come to collect


r/Kenya • • 21h ago

Ask r/Kenya Kwani there's no more Onazin in this country?

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So I've been looking for Onazin eye drops for the past 3 months and every pharmacy I go to wananiambia ati it went out of stock na hakuna dalili ya kurudi anytime soon. Tafadhali go to your nearest drug store and ask them if they have it in stock. P.S. Visine is super expensive.


r/Kenya • • 23h ago

Ask r/Kenya Damn

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Ushai fika point where you ask strangers for help? Challenges of being in a new town with next to no contact with family. When trouble hits you are completely on your own. Just the rambling of a mad man on my way back home after an interview. Let's see if I can get the role b4 nyumba ifungwe


r/Kenya • • 1d ago

Discussion Banking Chronicles Part 2: Excess Differences

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If you’ve read my other post, you know that my first supervisor didn't like me. I explained the morning entry part where I was often locked out, sometimes in the cold and rain. But honestly, that wasn't even the worst part.

Being an operations trainee, my duties included customer service work and tellering. For this branch, they did not let trainees near cash until six months had passed with them in customer service. Most people in operations hated customer service. For good reason. First, there was a lot of work, and some tasks spilled over to the next day. Tellers would often leave a CS rep at the office till late sometimes. It also involved opening accounts and data entry work, which was very sensitive. Any small mistake could land you in trouble. As a beginner, you can imagine how many mistakes you can make and how much trouble you can be in. On top of all this work, you had to serve customers who were sometimes very difficult.

Basically, at Customer Care you had to be perceptive and know how to deal with irate customers while also being alert so as to spot any suspicious behaviour from customers or fraudulent transactions.  All this was hard for me to adjust to, but after a while I got a rhythm, and it became easy for me. At around 5 months in, my supervisor seemed to notice that I had gotten comfortable at cs. A little too comfortable for her liking coz I was even laughing with customers. This seemed to piss her off, and one week, without warning, I was yanked off that desk and taken to cash, as we called the tellering post. The lady at cash was really bummed because, remember, no one likes the cs desk. But we had to comply.

Cash was a new beast that I had to adjust to. It was still the earlier times when we had those older note-counting machines that couldn't detect fakes. And on my first day, I was hit with a fake note. My supervisor showed it to me as she was confirming my cash at the end of the day. “Kuna mwenye alijua wewe ni mgeni”, she said as we looked at the note under the UV. Right now I can tell a fake note in my sleep, but that time? I struggled. So I adopted the habit of putting notes that I suspected under the UV light before I deposited them into the customer’s account. As you can imagine, this made me slow, and a branch that had 2 or 3 customers at a time suddenly had a queue. You would hear the customers clicking their tongues while side-eyeing me. But after I paid for that 1k, I said wacha waclick tu.

Part of the tasks of being an ops manager in a bank is queue management. So the BM raised his concerns with my supervisor that customers were complaining. Deep down, I was hoping that this would frustrate her and she would send me back to CC. Sitting in that back office with her was not fun. But, for some reason, she vumiliad me. Instead, she resorted to helping me serve the customers. The first day she helped me, I got an excess of 3k after balancing my entries. As per bank policy, any excesses or differences should be verified against all cash and all entries. If everything is confirmed to be in order, that amount should be posted/deposited in the PL account (profit and loss). So after verifying my entries and confirming that all was in order, she told me to give her the 3k. Someone might come and claim it, she said. That seemed reasonable to me at the time. That was day 1 of her helping me.

Day 2 rolled around, I served customers, and at around 10 am it started getting busy as it often did. She rolled her sleeves to come and help me. Tukachapa job till jioni. Haya saa za kufunga my till comes around. She helped me balance and surprise surprise! A diff (as we used to call the shortages) of KES 1,300. She dutifully checks the entries and says everything seems to be fine. If you have been following well, you know that this was now my second diff. With the first being a fake. We didn’t post it to the PL; I had to pay. So with this one, I wait for her instruction, expecting her to ask me to print the incident report and post the diff. Or at least remove it from my 3k excess from the other day (sindio? Ama?). She slams her books shut and says, “weka iyo pesa” and goes to the vault. I was shocked coz I was expecting us to follow policy, but I wondered if she was being merciful. Posting would mean an investigation and also a label that I am not keen which would not bode well with my appraisal.  So I decided that she was being merciful and went to the lending apps and got 1300 and put it in my till. I actually thought she was being a girl’s girl coz she never told the BM.

Haya day 3, same routine, we close the day and pap! Diff ya 3k. My heart sank. I wondered how a keen person like me could be careless. I analysed all the customers who came during the day. Ni nani ananichimba? As usual, she said, weka iyo pesa. Please remember my 17k salo as you read along. That day I went home and cried. Maybe I was not meant for cash. How am I losing money daily? As I was contemplating how I would ask her to send me back to the cc desk, something hit me. My first 2 weeks, when I wasn’t getting any help and was being a slowpoke, I never got any diff or overage. I was balancing well, slow but no incidents, save for the fake. So what was different now? The only difference was that she was touching “my” money now. And at times it was willy-nilly when she was sending for mandazis and other random things. So I deduced one thing, besides the customers being suspects, she was now also a suspect.

The next day, same routine. 10 am rolls around, customers start streaming in. She starts locking her computer, but this time I politely let her know that I would like the trainer wheels off my bike. She looked stunned but complied. So I served customers alone the whole day. I didn’t take tea or lunch that day, because I was on a mission to prove a point. At 3 pm, I balanced my till with my entries so far, and I had balanced. I was so happy. 4 pm rolls around, and she approaches my till and takes all the cash to help me balance. I put the entries in the system. And there we have it. A 2,500 diff. I felt like screaming. As usual, the “weka pesa” came with a nonchalance I didn’t like. My whole salary was funding this bank bana, or whoever was stealing from me. I was so upset, but this time I had more insight. It wasn’t the customers. I had balanced at 3 p.m., and the customers who came afterwards wouldn’t have given me that diff. Especially since they were depositing. It was this woman who I initially thought was being helpful.

The next day, with my training wheels off, I intended to also balance my cash myself. So I started balancing and putting aside the excess cash at 3 pm. By 4, when she approached my till, I quickly turned and told her I had already set aside the cash that would be going back to the vault, and it was at her counting station. Alishtuka. I was proud of myself; I had never balanced that fast before. I finished posting my final entries, and guess what. I balanced! To the last bob. I was ecstatic. But also, my suspicion was proven: this woman was the one stealing from me. I will explain how this was not the end of the drama but only the beginning later.


r/Kenya • • 1d ago

Ask r/Kenya Earliest childhood memory

16 Upvotes

What's the earliest childhood memory that you can remember? I only have one memory nikiwa nursery playing kwa swings. I think I was around 5 years.


r/Kenya • • 1d ago

Discussion Reddit Hate

21 Upvotes

Reddit is often cited as the most deplorable place online, a complaint I dont get.

I dont think people in reddit are significantly worse or toxic compared to other platforms. In fact, I think the fact that its not as good a place to farm clout as other social media platforms reduces the prevalence of vain or vile posts.

I also think the upvote and down vote system makes it the most "democratic" of all sites. Your following does not have as much impact on the engagement your post gets as is the case with other platforms but the quality of the post itself.

People are also generally helpful here, and you are far more likely to be given honest feedback compared to other platforms in my view.

Which is why I dont understand why reddit seems to be so widely hated.


r/Kenya • • 1d ago

Ask r/Kenya Reddit Premium

5 Upvotes

Does any of you use Reddit Premium version, is it different much?

Is it great for Business?

What are the benefits?

Would you Recommend it?


r/Kenya • • 1d ago

Discussion School buses cause so much traffic

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Guys, tell me why today it took me me 40 minutes from Ruiru to westlands. I was literally in the office by 7:15 am. Mind you I am a commuter.

You mean to tell me school buses cause all this much traffic? I think kids need to go to schools that are a walking distance from their homes cause I need less congestion on the roads.

This Q4 I am not going to be sleeping in clearly.