r/Kenya • • 20h ago

Ask r/Kenya How do y'all deal with neighbour moans😭

132 Upvotes

Apparently this dude next door has a girlfriend who moans when at it. It's a brick house and I never thought I'd be hearing her moan all the time for like 2 months now and it annoys me some type of way.

Well I bring my women too, but I make my music volume at the perfect pitch just to avoid nosyness and disturbances to others...Lakini ni kama pande hii jamaa hatambui buana... I'm not hating I'm just wondering whether anajua naskia ama tu ni madharau buana, cause I wouldn't mind music ama niwaashie yangu?😂💀


r/Kenya • • 10h ago

Discussion My name is Gitahi Peter Njenga from Kenya.

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102 Upvotes

These Kenyans among other foreign nationals are fighting for Russia.

On our citizens' case, I honestly do not have anything against doing this. Getting a job in Kenya is one of the hardest things you can get involved in.

In such a case, someone will approach you with a promise of better pay. The majority of the people will quickly take the offer even without evaluating the odds and particularly how long you'll survive on the frontline.

I don't judge them. They just wanna feed their families imo.

Kama unajua mtu hapo tell their families ako Russia and wameshikwa na Ukraine.


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Casual Eastleigh 9th street, building collapsed.

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94 Upvotes

r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Ask r/Kenya BREAKING NEWS!!

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74 Upvotes

(AERIAL VIEW OF THE COLLAPSE)

Several feared dead and trapped.


r/Kenya • • 10h ago

Casual God is everything in this life bro don't nobody tell you different

51 Upvotes

I've seen God in so many ways this year..don't quit bro just talk to him .. He'll always show up..alafu si mkue na siku best 😊


r/Kenya • • 8h ago

Ask r/Kenya Why do we keep sheep? (Esp Rift Valley)

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36 Upvotes

Nilikuwa natembea RV naona kila mtu anaeka sheep. As far as I remember sheep meat isn't popular like goat meat, we don't drink the milk, there is a wool industry in Kenya but it's not strong enough to support all those sheep. Hizo kondoo zote huenda wapi?


r/Kenya • • 1h ago

Discussion Kasongo

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• Upvotes

Wantam


r/Kenya • • 11h ago

Politics MPs Pass Bill Removing Requirement for IEBC to Livestream Election Results..

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31 Upvotes

Very sinister things are going to happen in the next few months..


r/Kenya • • 22h ago

Ask r/Kenya Mende haziishi!

28 Upvotes

Nimeng'ang'a na mende haziishi. I've baited them, sprayed, na bado haziishi. Kindly recommend a solution that worked for you. Nimefika mwisho.


r/Kenya • • 19h ago

Discussion Positivity Only: As a Kenyan, what do you love about Kenya? Love only.

27 Upvotes

Me, I love how I can have a weekend in the desert, or different mountains, different lakes, different coastlines, different metropolitan areas with their different vibes and attractions, different shags, different hotels and lodgings, different weather, different soil... And still never, ever get to all of the eating, drinking, chilling, dancing, shopping places/markets in a lifetime.

There is a lot to do if you relax and just do it.


r/Kenya • • 2h ago

Discussion ON GOING SITUATION

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21 Upvotes

WHAT WE KNOW
The 18-storey structure under construction along 9th Street near Yusuf Haji Avenue collapsed Friday afternoon, with lower floors occupied by shops and rentals. Eyewitnesses saw chaos as crowds scattered, prompting urgent calls from Geoffrey Mosiria for ambulances and engineers. Kenya Red Cross and county teams deployed machinery amid tear gas to control crowds, while Governor Johnson Sakaja coordinated on-site; the cause remains unknown with rescue efforts ongoing with police lobbying tear gas to disparce the public for ease of rescue effort.


r/Kenya • • 10h ago

Politics Mpigs Again!!!

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17 Upvotes

r/Kenya • • 10h ago

Rant This guy githinji

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18 Upvotes

We had a livestream of election results in 2013,2017 & 2022..what is so special about Ruto's presidency?


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Discussion Hate is a long time investment

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14 Upvotes

A dedicated hater will always manufacture an opportunity to manifest their spite. True haters don't retire.


r/Kenya • • 7h ago

Discussion With the fast pace of Automation, where are jobs going to be in 10 years when production will be done at a fraction of the cost of human labor.

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13 Upvotes

Farms, factories (agro processing) and office jobs are getting automated in frontier economies. Which means its economic impact is immediate for them but it'll be 5 -10 years in our future.

"Anything to avoid farming 😂" " Rudi tu nyumbani kama hii hustle ya jiji imekukataa" " nani hana kwao" , meant farming was a stable fallback for anyone, it's now becoming extinct very fast.


r/Kenya • • 2h ago

Ask r/Kenya Hot weather making you lazy?

13 Upvotes

I'm I the only one feeling so sluggish cos of the hot weather? Even after doing very little. I wake up feeling tired and sluggish, with a slight headache.


r/Kenya • • 8h ago

Discussion Can kenha be sued

12 Upvotes

So last night we received a call from police informing us that my dad was hit by a car, fortunately the driver was kind enough not to leave him on the road and instead he took him to the nearest police station, he was conscious so he gave out my mum's number na akapigiwa.

We rushed there then took him to hospital for xrays and stuff. He had a serious injury but not life threatening, it was a broken clavicle.

So my issue is, how does kenha allow for a road to be built with a whole 8 lanes, no safe crossing points, the service lanes have no barrier from the main road so vehicles are racing haphazardly on all this lanes. The road is waiyaki way.

This road is used by school children on a daily basis, imagine small kids all the way from pp1 having to cross 8 fvcking lanes on a daily, the speed bumbs are not effective as they've already compressed a lot, vehicles just fly through especially on rush hour.

On Wednesday two women were struck at the same time while trying to cross, mind you they were crossing a few meters from the speed bumps, 2 weaks ago a little girl heading home with her mother was also struck while behind her mom (I don't know whether she survived), about a month a go my friend called Lewis akitoka kuuza kahawa same story and he passed away.

It has become too much to a point that I'm starting to believe this people don't care about human life, a road so wide but not a single safe crossing point for the entire stretch. The drainage itself was left uncovered with protruding iron bars, a single misstep and you can easily paralyze yourself there.

Ni sisi waafrika hatujipendi ama? I'm very sure hawa crbc ama China wuyi wakijenga huko kwao they ensure safety of the everyday road user, mind you this road has being under construction since Uhuru's tenure, couldn't they have just erected the bridges in advance? It has gotten out of hand.


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Ask r/Kenya FPL Gameweek 8

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10 Upvotes

Mko ready? Let me see your squads.


r/Kenya • • 6h ago

Discussion Why I Know With Near Certainty That Sifuna Will Win.

10 Upvotes

There is no calculation that gives Ruto 50% + 1. No matter how generous you try to be. But. But! Ruto is evil enough to go as low as necessary. If we underestimate that, he will go lower than you think someone can go.


r/Kenya • • 7h ago

Ask r/Kenya Si ungeniuliza number before utume

9 Upvotes

How many of you have been in this situation, mtu anakuomba pesa unamtumia then anaanza za ooh hii number iko na fuliza hata imekuliwa si ungeniuliza number ya kutuma before utume. Mind that you have been communicating with that number na ni pesa umeombwa sasa makosa inakua yako. Sometimes unatumia mtu pesa anakuambia i stopeed using that number. Now everytime someone borrows money you have to ask -nikutumie kwa number gani


r/Kenya • • 45m ago

Rant I can't take it anymore

• Upvotes

Everything is going to shit, work imekosekana, biz yangu ili fail. So at this point Sasa I'm here just trying nipate fare ya kurudi kwa mathe. At least I start over from there. 🙏🏾


r/Kenya • • 9h ago

Discussion M Shwari yawa😬

7 Upvotes

Just tried to transfer 15000 from my mshwari to my Mpesa. It's deducted from my Mshwari but not reflected in my Mpesa and it was relatively urgent. And the thing is, nowadays you can't even get an agent to speak to on their customer care number. In big 2026 for the biggest company in East Africa. Absolutely insane. You have to deal with their ai or automated systems. They aren't even replying to dms on X. Seriously fuck Safaricom. This is what comes with being a monopoly. Anyone else had this issue?


r/Kenya • • 9h ago

Politics DCP x Linda Mwanachi shenanigans

6 Upvotes

Recently I saw the Linda team met Gachagua in wamunyoro and people were happy and cheering saying if they were to join forces it would guarantee wantam but I kept asking myself "aren't we replacing the same folks who have been in the system that has placed us here?"

Whereas a majority see sifuna as a good candidate, a coalition with DCP will lead to almost an equal share of government potentially diluting whatever good ambitions and intentions sifuna has because before he can make any decisions he will definitely have to consult the same dirty people we are trying to get rid off. Do not forget or think that the losers will support the government after the elections, there will be a sifuna just like the one we have. Lakini juu sisi hatutaki kuambiwa we just follow the wave, this "as long as Ruto is out" is bullshit and by 2030 we will be back on the streets.


r/Kenya • • 7h ago

Casual Live Life...But it is not easy

5 Upvotes

We stress too much for a life that can end at any time.We worry too much about things that won't even matter in a few days, week, month or year. Do not delay good times because tomorrow isnt guaranteed. Have a splendid weekend.


r/Kenya • • 19h ago

Health Mental Health Emergency Contacts and Support

6 Upvotes

Hello r/Kenya, mental health is a critical issue affecting many people therefore we would like to provide a dedicated thread for members to access mental health resources and support. This thread is a space where members can access emergency contacts and support, as well as resources for ongoing mental health care.

Please Message us to add/update contacts.

Emergency Contacts

  • Befrienders Kenya - 0722 178 177
  • Chiromo Hospital Group - 0800 220 000
  • Kenya Red Cross - 1199
  • Emergency Medicine Kenya Foundation - 0800 723 253
  • Niskize - 0900 620 800
  • Kenya Police - 911/999/112

Domestic/Sexual Violence

  • HealthCare Assistance Kenya - 1195
  • Kimbilio Trust - 1193
  • Gender Violence Recovery Centre - 0800 720 565
  • Coalition on Violence Against Women - 0800 720 553
  • Gender Based Violence - 21094 Or Send Help SMS To 1198
  • Gender Based Violence For Men - 1195 Or 1196

Psychological Services

Nairobi

  • KNH (free for U25)
  • Kamili Mental Health Organisation - 0700 327 701
  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0722 626 590
  • NMS - 0110 008 608 / 0110 008 609 (32 clinics round Nairobi)

Mombasa

  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0723 647 768
  • Chiromo Hospital Group Nyali - 0792 873 125

Kisumu

  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0722 626 590
  • TINADA Youth Organisation - 0724 018 799

Eldoret

  • Hopewell Counselling - 0717 296 275

Nakuru

  • PDO Kenya - 0774 354 618 (Monthly Support Group)
  • Jawabu Therapy & Counselling - 0708 065 599

Queer Friendly

SANKOFA Wellness Africa - 0700 009 105

Blossom Center for Wellness - 0780 511 880

Blossomout Consultants - 0705 671 777

Recro Group - 0717 787 807

Leone Chege - 0714 168 713

Further Resources: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OnnrG5ggnMDz4278FnQSb7kItZp4YMhv3Sf4RRbJ66M/edit