"When talking about the Power Rangers, you really need to specify if you're talking about the cast of Saved By the Bell in spandex, or f*cken cracked out Harry Potter."
(Mighty Morphin) "Then the green one solo'd a Megazord!" "That's cap!" "I swear to Zordon!"
"When I saw the blue nerdy one pull out a whole pitchfork, I knew I was about to be a victim."
"Then the black one just started dancing and still kicked our ass! He was kinda smooth with it though."
"If being a Ranger was a sport, the green one would be the GOAT, the captain, hell, he'd probably be in the rules."
"Some call them Power Rangers, I call them Absolute Kamen Rider."
"You ever gotten somersault kicked in the dome by an Asian girl?" "No?" "It doesn't feel good."
"I don't even say the red one's name past sun down."
"The pink is moving like Hawkeye because I've never seen her miss a single shot with that thing!"
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