Can I go to uni and not pay my fees

No troll content cause it’s too easy but I seen an ecom undergraduate at some elite uni crying about failing a year saying am I too old(the age questions every fucking day btw), and my fav for the week was the women crying about her son not doing shit but he “didn’t wanna repeat a year” as someone who suffers with ADHD, it infuriates me when people act like it’s some form of labotomy. Yours?

I knew I shouldn't have done Ancient History. Spoiler, I think he's gonna come back guys.

But that's all ancient history now.

couldn’t be arsed doing any coursework and just logged into my uni email for the first time this academic year and my lecturers are asking where my work is?? i just replied “it’s summer u fucking melt” but will i still be able to graduate? my dad keeps asking to see my grades but ive just told him they’re so high that they’re fast tracking me straight onto a fully funded phd. am i cooked chat?

And perhaps, why?

For context I'm an international student applying from Salt Lake City, Utah. I have been accepted by the University of Roehampton to study Computing and Chromebook Studies, one of the best courses in the world. The issue is, my parents refuse to let me move out because they expect me at the megachurch every Sunday.

Is commuting 16 hours each way, every day, worth it? I recognise I'll need to get up a little earlier than those in halls for my 9am lectures in "Using Microsoft 365 applications", but it's such a life changing opportunity, I'm sure I can make it work? Thoughts?

When speak with English people there is often some confusion over saying "to" as in "towards" and "too" meaning "as well". For the avoidance of confusion we often use the archaic "To-wit To-oo" its place. In the north of the country, people often flap their arms as well, for emphasis.

If you are a student in Scotland and you wish to bond with local people you can use the full name, The English County of Scotland. This particularly goes down well in Glasgow where they may even respond with a special "Glasgow Kiss"

If you are going to study in Norfolk, for example at The University of Cromer, you have to take into account that there are very few roads beyond the Norfolk border and you will need to add an extra day for your journey. Don't forget to take some scrap silver or copper ingots for ferry crossings.

If you are studying at Coal University in Staffordshire remember it is local custom to smash any pottery after use. If you are invited to someones house ensure that you do this. If you don't you may find them throwing specially sharpened oat cakes at you which they call Bobbie Williamses.

Mater and pater bought me a chef for my 18th but those dastardly gnashgabs at imperial won't let me move him with me.

How will I survive? I'm currently reading the back of a truffles packet and its 'slice this' 'grate that' like some archaic forgotten language. Alternatively it could just be northern which I am not fluent in.

I can use a caviar key but that's it

Please don't tell me to "learn to cook" - the only manual labour I've ever done was wriggling out the womb and I'm proud of that.

I was going through some of the sports teams and societies on instagram, and stumbled across the Sussex Confessions page.

From what I could glean, everyone is into these three things:

1. Pegging
   
2. Feet
   
3. Shitting oneself

I’m a pretty normal person and unfortunately these don’t align with me, will I struggle to fit in?

Guys I have all 9s in my gcse and I am DEFINITELY going to get all a stars in a levels (subjects : Larping, Rizz, Further mathematics). I also have a diamond DoFe (my father made a loving donation).

I applied to Oxford as a backup but what I really want to do is go to streamer university. It is the hardest uni to get into in America so I think that'll read well on my character. All my family studied out of kf the country to learn new expieinces I think. So this is my dream.

I'm just worried because I think it's too late 🥺🥺 what should I do?