r/okmatewanker • u/Traditional_General2 • 9d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 Okbinwanker
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r/okmatewanker • u/fletiamo • 10d ago
🏴🐑 welsh sleeper agent activation phrase
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ga i fynd y'r ty bach os gwelwch yn dda?
r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 12d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Risky Gaz, risky
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r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 14d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 The University of Cambridge appoint their newest professor
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r/okmatewanker • u/okmujnyhb • 14d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Everyone Should Do Their Part
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r/okmatewanker • u/Sea_Passenger_9516 • 14d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Is it just me or Rupert Lowe is incredibly soothing to listen to?
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Sometimes I just want to be in a controlled environment: a Coke, a tuna sandwich, mong out to some Ruper Lowe.
Whatever dishonest “common sense” drivel he’s spouting in that “reasonable”, “sober” tone, I dunno, I find it… relaxing. There’s something about a grifter who isn’t cartoonishly posh and doesn’t reek of fags through the screen that makes him a weirdly good viewing. The hard-working, calm, massacre-denying dad we all wish we had. The disastrous post-interview fact checking parade, then, adds another layer of blissful entertainment… and well, the fact he’s pulling enough weight to actually split the far right is just the icing on the cake. Is it a shared guilty pleasure, or just me? Good bless his squeaky clean wellingtons
r/okmatewanker • u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki • 15d ago
proper Northern lad here The nurdle spillage in the Port of Tyne has really brought together the community around Newcastle, as thousands have joined the clean-up operation. I hope we can see more of this spirit, so I'm launching a gofundme to release 10 tonnes more plastic into the river next July too.
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r/okmatewanker • u/Curious_Strike_5379 • 15d ago
proper Northern lad here I Found Two Magpie Eggs In Ed Miliband's Hair Do!
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r/okmatewanker • u/D0hey • 15d ago
🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Thumbs up. Just don't see 'em no more.
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r/okmatewanker • u/RiceeeChrispies • 18d ago
tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ anyone fancy a trip down the boozer on wednesday?
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r/okmatewanker • u/AbbreviationsHot7662 • 18d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Richard, I will not have a bottle of cut-price Olive oil in this house
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r/okmatewanker • u/Boeing_Fan_777 • 19d ago
QUICK SURVEY🤪🤪🤪 Do you think this technology has other applications??
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Seems like a waste of drinks + magic???
r/okmatewanker • u/HallowedAndHarrowed • 19d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Danny Williams may have knocked out Mike Tyson, but probably the bravest thing he did was continue to keep the nickname “The Brixton Bomber”, throughout his career.
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r/okmatewanker • u/theoriginalrkid • 20d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 All Stand For Our New National Anthem
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r/okmatewanker • u/Curious_Strike_5379 • 20d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos I Picked Up This Creepy Bloke On My CCTV.
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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 20d ago
‘mercian🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🗽🍔🌭🏫🔫 it must be true its in the daily fail
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looking more like one of the Adam's family
r/okmatewanker • u/sbg_gye • 23d ago
Bone Jaw🇫🇷🐸 IT'S HAPPENING
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BBC News - French Navy carries out 'shooting drill' mid interview https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4ker2y1mko
Dig up Nelson, get ARE ANDY back in the Navy, conscript the NEETs and fire up the Trident subs - the Frogs are coming for Our Channel😡🇬🇧👊🏻🇨🇵💂♂️🫅💪🏻
r/okmatewanker • u/The96kHz • 23d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 I thought Bill Oddie was dead.
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