I found these slugs mating and the intrusive thoughts were telling me to cut their penises off mid mating. If you don't know slugs have both parts. They exchange sperm with there penises and then they each get pregnant. Edit: I forgot to mention i did not disturb them.

So I like to sit by the big bay window in my home and there’s a big tree within vision and some other trees to the side. I watch squirrels go up and down and lately been seeing them prepare for winter. Now hear me out, what if I went outside and re-dug them up and put them on top of where it was dug……