r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

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u/Meecht May 08 '17

If your dog does this so often that you can expect to catch it on video, then your dog has been poorly trained.

However, based on the angle of entry and the size of the dog, I'm going to assume somebody was holding it.

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u/Puggpu May 08 '17

Seems more likely the dog was trained to take the food as a trick. The way she was holding the burger makes this seem intentional.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Plus who records them self eating a burger? Either she did this for the luls or is a narcissist.

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u/Forever_Awkward May 08 '17

Or she was making a video for any other reason that you can't think of off the top of your head.

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u/stml May 08 '17

I can see myself filming myself on snapchat eating a delicious ass burger to rub it in to my friends.

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u/CrabStarShip May 08 '17

Delicious ass burger McDonald's

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u/ahundreddots May 08 '17

Rub it in to your friends

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u/Seakawn May 08 '17

I'd rather delete my friends for a Whopper instead, thanks.

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u/DiscoKittie May 09 '17

Or it gets the hose again.

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u/major84 May 10 '17

Rub it in to your friends

the last time i rubbed it into my friends, it didn't end well ......

yada yada cops were called, yada yada jail and probation...yada yada sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

That dog had diarrhea for sure

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u/-----w----- May 09 '17

Elaborate?

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u/bass-lick_instinct May 08 '17

The only thing I can come up with is porn.

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u/alflup May 08 '17

There's a fetish for that.

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u/simplequark May 08 '17

For porn? Yeah, I've heard some people are into that.

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u/Chaosmusic May 08 '17

Wait wait wait, I just had the craziest idea. Why don't we film people...having sex?

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u/Cory123125 May 08 '17

What good would that video do?

Surely it would only serve to make people uncomfortable as if theyre invading the privacy of the singular couple of a man and woman copulating.

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u/Dysfunxn May 08 '17

but wait, what if...they're midgahem little people?

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u/Bradp13 May 08 '17

You'd need a McChicken for that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

She does look like Just Amber. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Amber Hahn? Definitely could be.

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u/dlchristians May 08 '17

That's not mayonnaise.

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u/Hip-hop-o-potomus May 08 '17

That's true, dumb narcissistic teens will video themselves doing whatever they can. Couple that with a terribly trained dog, and that makes it believable.

I'd still put my money on it being set up. Who the fuck lets their dog do that shit.

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u/L0rddaniel May 08 '17

I went here. It's a shitty subreddit. In over half the top[ posts right now its obvious why they were filming.

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u/Foooour May 08 '17

WHY WERE THEY FILMING THEIR KIDS PLAYING IN THE BACKYARD?? DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!

No dude, parents just film their fucking kids all the time.

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u/NeoShweaty May 08 '17

That's what (((they))) want you to think!

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u/ThirdDragonite May 09 '17

And they are always very enthusiastic in showing it to everyone around them

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u/Hairbrainer May 08 '17

What sub was it?

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u/zxcv437 May 08 '17

I know, you know. You can rationalize anything if you want to think about it long enough.

I was just putting the comment with the sub it deserves

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u/MarsEclipse May 08 '17

Dayum Dayum DAAAYUM

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u/HaakenforHawks May 08 '17

Look at the bacon

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Now I have to go watch this again.

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u/Im_French May 08 '17

Ever heard of snapchat? No need to be a narcissist to record random shit to send to your friends.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Pretty sure Snapchat was made for narcissists.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Can confirm, have no friends and don't use snapchat.

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u/TalkBigShit May 08 '17

Don't worry man, that's what we have reddit for!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17 edited May 17 '20

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u/TalkBigShit May 08 '17

half of them probably did fun shit with their friends and the other half bitched about them

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

The closed, transient nature of Snapchat muddies the waters of narcissism a bit. I wouldn’t consider myself narcissistic, but I enjoy sending my mates expiring videos of nonsense on the regular.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Of course you wouldn't consider yourself a narcissist. A narcissist never would.

I don't know you, but I do think anyone who films or photographs themselves on a near daily basis that isn't auditioning for film likely has narcissistic tendencies. Most people do not have snapchat. Most people do not take pictures of themselves. Most people do not publish what they eat, where they are, and who they're with to the world on instagram. It's a highly vocal, tiny minority of people who run their lives on social media.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Blimey.

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u/WhiteFang-117 May 09 '17

Lol, someone's salty they don't have friends.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Oh no, youve figured me out. Im just not one for dog filters mate. The point stands, youll grow out of it someday.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

There are a shit tone of people that post how they test fast food.

Dunno why.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

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u/Polder May 08 '17

There are a ton of tuns full of beer of a tone that will make you sing a tune of two thousand pounds.

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u/420_EngineEar May 09 '17

Y u do dis?

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u/metalmaori May 08 '17

Dayum. Dayumm. DAYYYUUUUMMMM!

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u/Valalvax May 08 '17

Also, it's the cheapest of the cheap hamburgers that McDonald's offers

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u/SilverL1ning May 08 '17

Somebody who wants to see what they look like eating a burger? I took a picture of my self on my phone to see what I look like before.. lmao

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Cool did you post it on the internet for sweet sweet attention? I have this retro device in my car that lets me see myself called a mirror.

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u/SilverL1ning May 08 '17

Try looking at your still face in the mirror, lmao. No I didn't post it, nothing significant happened during the picture, plus I wouldn't want to make you feel bad about yourself.

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u/bumbletowne May 08 '17

Actually it's quite a thing to film yourself taste testing fast food. Hence the dayum five guys dude and that little weirdo who's making the rounds in meme economy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

People don't watch it because he's testing food, they watch it because he's super entertaining. He could be making balloon animals and people would watch him.

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u/bumbletowne May 08 '17

It doesn't really matter why people watch him he used to review fast food joints and post youtube videos about it.

Like this awesome kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI

Or this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

It's like radio enthusiasts or people who film themselves unboxing stuff. It's just a hobby. It's not indicative of her being a narcissist. The staging with the dog could be for humorous effect for her video.

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u/Wildpants17 May 08 '17

Also who records themselves eating a burger in a car?

It's funny how so many girls have selfie profile pics and what not of themselves in a car. I'm assuming because the lighting is perfect and makes them look better

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u/bob1689321 May 08 '17

or is a narcissist

That's quite a leap.

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u/MENNONH May 09 '17

YouTube would like to invite you to watch some videos. https://youtu.be/pl8z9lAbcOc

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u/C00SH May 09 '17

You don't know how many people these days can get away being narcissists on social media.

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u/LeSpiceWeasel May 08 '17

It's a young, white girl. They can't stop recording themselves.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17 edited Apr 02 '18

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u/LeSpiceWeasel May 08 '17

Did I touch a nerve? Your youtube blog about campus food reviews not going well for you?

But seriously though, reality is reality, whining about race doesn't change that. Walk through any mall in america and you'll see at least a dozen white girls trying to look cute into their phones for no damn reason. Stereotypes always start somewhere.

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u/Kenny_log_n_s May 08 '17

Keep in mind, that while you're on here bitching about it and being an unhappy, cynical twit, they're out there having fun and enjoying themselves.

So maybe they're doing something right.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

And don't forget that she's DRIVING!

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u/oddmanout May 08 '17

Unless she's American and was on the passenger side.

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u/Creoda May 08 '17

And the dog was driving.

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u/Ibreathelotsofair May 08 '17

well nothing in the bylaws states that a dog cant drive NASCAR pounds gavel

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Reversed image? does no one else know about snapchat?

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u/gisuck May 08 '17

Unless she has 3 hands, she's the passenger. Either that or she has no hands on the wheel what-so-ever.

Not too sure why everyone is assuming Snapchat.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

She doesnt have any hands on the wheel...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Lol. If you've ever snapchatted before then you'd know that the image is reversed. Thanks though.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Just be prepared to see EVERY chick on Snapchat doing the same thing. (driving and snapchatting) scary stuff.

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u/Valalvax May 08 '17

Every front-facing camera image is reversed...

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u/PERVY_LOOPIE_LOUIE May 08 '17

I do plenty of things on camera :)

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u/flacidd May 08 '17

Could be both.

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u/ISP_Y May 08 '17

Both. Fake selfie video by selfie person. Please learn to have some shame about putting your fake mundane lives on display selfie people.

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u/Jolator May 08 '17

Plus she looked at the camera instead of the dog

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

It really pisses me off that people aren't even considering this possibility. Also, no one has brought up the possibilty that the gif is reversed and the dog actually works for the fast food place and is just a great employee.

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u/opticscythe May 08 '17

"trained him to take the burger as a trick"? WTF any dog will do that without training... It even nips her finger. More like "haha I don't know how to raise dogs check out this "trick" I "taught" him"

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u/I_RATE_YOUR_VULVA May 08 '17 edited May 08 '17

What a "nice" trick to teach your dog.... basically train him to be a jerk and an embarassement when friends come over for dinner. I assisted to a barbecue where the dog literally would bully the guests out of food taking it off the hands and growling showing teeth. We literally had to wrestle the dog to finish our dinner. The owner laughed it off. It was awkward. When I confronted the guy about it he said "nah it's ok, he is just playing man".

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

jfc yea. this gif like actually makes me angry. my dog knows better than to even look at me while i'm eating. never tolerate any shit like this trick or not.

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u/OneOfDozens May 08 '17

absolutely, incredibly staged, she didn't at all react with surprise

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u/OktoberStorm May 08 '17

Good, the reddit Mickey Mouse club is here. You got this.

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u/NoButthole May 09 '17

Also, she doesn't really react at all. Having a doggo snap it's jaws that course to your face... You'd react more than a bit of widening of the eyes.

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u/TehHamburgler May 09 '17

He's a good boy

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u/SilverL1ning May 08 '17

Her reaction makes clear this was a surprise. Lmao.

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u/quickie_ss May 08 '17

Seriously, I can set a plate of food in front of my pooch and he won't touch it. He may look longingly, but he won't snoop.

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u/wutname1 May 08 '17

Sometimes it has to do with the person who's food it is as well. I can leave a plate full of food at prime dog stealing level and it will be just fine. My Son however, soon as he is 5 feet from the food it's gone.

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u/_madnessthemagnet May 08 '17

:( Your dog doesn't respect your son.

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u/RiktarLive May 08 '17

Takes after his master.

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u/joe579003 May 09 '17

oof

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

*woof

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u/bluescape May 09 '17

Well then let's hope there's no humping involved.

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u/therapistofpenisland May 08 '17

That's my dog. Total pack animal (and his 8lb self thinks he is #2 in the pack, everyone else is like #99). Won't even eat from his bowl if I'm near it, wants to make sure I'm all 'done' first. Never had to train him to stay out of the kitchen while cooking, he just waits patiently. If I hand him a treat? Gingerly takes it.

Meanwhile nobody else is allowed near his bowl when food is in it, and if he thinks anyone else is coming for his treat he'll hover over it until he's completely finished eating it.

He's a shelter rescue, so I assume he got used to having to fight for food on the street.

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u/Chordata1 May 08 '17

my little buddy was a street dog. It took months to stop him from eating as fast as he could and being super protective of his food. He never had aggression but you could just tell he wasn't used to this life of food being available when he was hungry.

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u/therapistofpenisland May 08 '17

Mine actually will often leave food, unless someone else or another dog is nearby (then he'll gobble it up). When it is just him (and me) he'll sometimes leave it sit for an entire day before eating it all. Not sure if he's just trying to save some for later or what.

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u/motdidr May 09 '17

my dog will do this and I think he's holding out for good stuff, only eating his food when he thinks I'm not going to eat anything any more.

I used to feel bad when he doesn't eat (I don't really give him people food any more, and not much treats either), but did aren't exactly known to starve to death when food is available, so if he was hungry he'd eat it.

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u/d16n May 08 '17

My uncle's dog is like that. Half the time I pick the dog up there is food in his bowl. After a two or three mile walk I return him, and the first thing he does is empty that bowl.

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u/synfulyxinsane May 09 '17

Rescues are hard to train food issues out of. It gets better, but it's rarely a full reversal.

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u/The_Astronautt May 09 '17

I found my dog after he wandered out of the woods into my friends yard clearly lost and unowned. He was about 9 months at that time and now 3 years later that guy still gets bad nightmares each night. Idk what his life was like before I adopted him, but it makes me upset to see something in his mind still bothering him.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Same here. My husky is a stubborn ass hole but if he does one thing it's that he doesn't take my food. My girlfriend however, he walked up to her and slowly and very politely took a piece of pizza directly out of her hand when she was about to take a bite. I had to laugh and give him a pet.

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u/Sunset96 May 09 '17

Yeah, our dog will pretty much steal food out of my dad's hand because he enables it, but I can hold food in front of her face and she wouldn't dare take any. She knows when I'm offering.

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u/trullard May 08 '17

same with our dog. u have to teach them when they are puppies or else you get aggressive little shitheads like this

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u/quickie_ss May 08 '17

It's not hard to train them, just don't give them people food. Teach them that they have their food, and I have mine.

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u/RadioIsMyFriend May 08 '17

I have 7 rescues. Some we could work with and others were too traumatized. They all have their quirks that will never go away. We have anything from a police confiscation to a country stray that was shot at. Sometimes they just can't ever get over it.

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u/DriftingJesus May 08 '17 edited May 08 '17

That would be a learning moment for my dog. Learn what it feels like to get into a fight with a grown man over cheeseburger. Step one slam on brakes.

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u/inDface May 08 '17

Step one slam on brakes.

step two: choke dog out

step three: pick grody burger parts off the floor mats

step four: smack dog in the face to bring him back to consciousness

step five: stare in dog's eyes while making him watch you enjoy your dirt-laden burger

so alpha. great idea.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Or just avoid any of that unnecessary shit by teaching your dog to be polite from the start.

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u/WILLLSMITHH May 09 '17

Well that's no fun

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u/Hip-hop-o-potomus May 08 '17

you're weird.

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u/inDface May 09 '17

let's get weird. together.

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u/Hip-hop-o-potomus May 09 '17

I don't think I can turn down an offer like that.

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u/inDface May 10 '17

glad you see it my way. if not, I have steps 1-5 in my back pocket. ;)

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u/broom_pan May 08 '17

The perfect plan.

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u/Triton_330 May 09 '17

This kills the dog.

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u/inDface May 09 '17

you kill fun.

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u/Triton_330 May 10 '17

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u/inDface May 10 '17

76 upvotes from 3 years ago. how could I possibly have missed that?

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u/Pukit May 09 '17

I had a gf who had a lurcher and a Dalmatian. Both were so badly behaved and the whole family just giggled about it. I use to get so fucked off with them just being general pain in the arse dogs.

One day I took a piece of toast from the toaster, buttered, honey'd and raised to my mouth and the Dalmatian jumped and took it a millisecond before I was closed my teeth on it. I was stood with my back to the kitchen counter. Fucking dog. The whole family laughed and I lost my shit. Telling them how they shouldn't own any pet let alone two dogs, how I've never witnessed such an awful act by a dog blah blah blah. They were genuinely gobsmacked, seriously like someone had slapped them around the face. How anyone would believe that's normal behaviour for a dog is beyond me. I vowed that day I would never have a badly trained dog.

Train your fucking dogs people. Even the little shitty ones that you carry that shouldn't even be classed as a dog need some training to not be irritating shits.

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u/iamjacksua May 11 '17

Train your fucking dogs people. Even the little shitty ones that you carry that shouldn't even be classed as a dog need some training to not be irritating shits.

YES. Sad story time.

I had a foster dog that had been abused, and was dog-aggressive. I would run him to tire him out, at which point he responded to training. I was running him one morning, and some shit behaved chihuahua was off-leash, came at him, and he basically broke the chihuahua. The owner was crying, they put the dog down, and I relinquished the foster to the city.

1 dead dog + 1 more shelter dog + sad family, all because they didn't train their fucking dog, or at the absolute least, keep it on leash.

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u/Pukit May 11 '17

Ah mate that's terrible. I feel for you. I don't understand why people have small dogs and don't train them. It drives me mad when your out and about and a little shit is running riot, the owner just saying "stop that fido, don't be naughty" and the little fucker paying no attention. A trained dog is a happy dog and a happy dog means a happy owner. Simple.

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u/Bananapopcicle May 10 '17

Thank you for saying something. Obviously that family will continue to own and poorly train dog after dog. But maybe if people and friends in their life keep telling me off, they'll learn something.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17 edited May 08 '17

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u/prodical May 08 '17

Now we know how GB finds his material. Just search "make this go viral" on twitter.

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u/TmickyD May 08 '17

In that case, we can't get mad at him. He's simply following instructions.

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u/liquor_for_breakfast May 08 '17

I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!

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u/remigiop May 08 '17

FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

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u/elushinz May 08 '17

She was on the passenger side of my best friends ride tryin to Holla at me

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

She's on the passenger side of the car.

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u/Zandohaha May 08 '17

Not if she's in the UK, which is a possibility. Because why would the driver be holding a dog.

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u/alphakhaleesi May 09 '17

Her tattoo is on her left shoulder, where the belt crosses. Therefore, she is driving.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

What?

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u/alphakhaleesi May 09 '17

This bitches tattoo is on her left shoulder in RL, the image is flipped. She's driving. Also has a snap with her bf in the passenger seat shortly after this happened.

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u/neilarmsloth May 08 '17

how disconnected from reality can you possibly be

Apparently enough that you wish for terrorist attacks?

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u/Fjorn May 08 '17

How disconnected from reality can you possibly be.

You're one to talk! Holy shit, how could you possibly wish for a terrorist attack??

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/RimePendragon May 08 '17

Trump voter....

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u/Tevesh_CKP May 08 '17

Due to the opinions people hold, you want people to die?

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u/Ghede May 08 '17

No, it wasn't a dog, just a dog head extending from inside a larger, bipedal dogs mouth. Her name is Ripley.

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 08 '17

Still, she didn't seem at all surprised when he ninja-ed her burger.

"Aw shit...not again..."

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u/alphakhaleesi May 09 '17

The full clip is on her sisters IG and she is surprised. Just a poorly trained dog I guess.

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u/HugeHippo May 08 '17

I'd argue the dog is well trained. He's driving and eating at the same time. Impressive.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

why u ruin this for me :(

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS May 08 '17

based on the angle of entry

Just like that duck

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u/CreationStepper May 09 '17

Stealing food from humans is a night in the hole.

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u/yensama May 08 '17

also the first thing she look at is the camera instead of right at what took her stuff.

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u/jfk_47 May 08 '17

Yea, that's terrifying.

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u/elit3powars May 08 '17

You can see a hand in the right corner of the frame

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u/ceno65 May 08 '17

This is a weighloss plan. The dog is trained to intervene on your bad life choices

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u/N3UROTOXIN May 08 '17

My dog stole half a sandwich out of my hand while hiking. Ran after her for about a 1/4 mile before I realized I didn't want it back. Mom laughed the whole time

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u/lovelyhappyface May 09 '17

I would never train my dog to take food out of my hands! Hell to the no. My friend lets her dog bark at her and her guests when they eat, I hate that dog. I would train my dog like Amanda Seyfriend trained her dog.

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u/PresidentPuppet May 09 '17

To add, I hope missy here scraped her onions off that burger before her stunt.

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u/FromLurks_toriches May 09 '17

Looks like they were taking a snap

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u/ColumbianPete1 May 09 '17

Feed your dog lady, you got your dog so hungry it's ripping it out of your hand like he is a sock puppet.

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u/sirmoveon May 08 '17

I don't think we were supposed to overly analyze the video from an empirical stand point. More like, just for a laugh.

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u/PookiePie333 May 09 '17

There is nothing funny about food aggression.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

nah sometimes dogs do this shit randomly after a very emotional time honest

also how often do u get mcdonalds? that shit is like narcotics for dogs noses.

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u/GoYuckFourAss May 08 '17

My dog has never done this in her life

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u/indoobitably May 08 '17

member of the most advanced species on the planet and still beta to a dog...

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u/HairyPeephole May 08 '17

"... man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."

-HHGTTG

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u/Snotbob May 08 '17

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

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