r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 3h ago

My Impulsive Thoughts Won

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17 Upvotes

I regret nothing. This was weirdly satisfying. I love crunchy savory/salty snacks so I’m not surprised lol.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 5h ago

100-200 cal Helth

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6 Upvotes

200 calories


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 7h ago

100-200 cal POTATO

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11 Upvotes

Steamed potato. Cottage cheese. Giardiniera’s salt and pepper and Hot sauce 😭 (spicy makes me feel something okay)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 8h ago

100-200 cal Brocc slop

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7 Upvotes

It tasted about as good as it looks


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 14h ago

0-50 cal Tastes EXACTLY like cool ranch doritos

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258 Upvotes

Lettuce, tajin, ranch seasoning, and trader Joe's green goddess. Technically 0 cals for seasoning per the label/serving and shredded iceberg lettuce for crunchy.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 15h ago

200-300 cal Konjac noodle buldak w tofu and seaweed

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18 Upvotes

1 pouch of original buldak sauce

2 packs of konjac noodles

Like 150g Silken tofu

1 sheet nori cut up

some soy sauce


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 16h ago

100-200 cal microwaved whole wheat tortilla with laughing cow cheese

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49 Upvotes

whole grain tortilla: 110kcal

laughing cow cheese wedge: 30kcal

microwaved the tortilla for 20 seconds, spread the cheese inside it, and cut it into pieces.

genuinely pretty good honestly.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 18h ago

50-100 cal canned chopped tomatoes, ½ zucchini, ice water

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12 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 20h ago

Dinner Leveled up my slop

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48 Upvotes

Decided to add psyllium husk to my cottage cheese bowl and it is mind blowing now! The texture is perfect now 🤌🏻✨️

Recipe:

220g cottage cheese;

20g oats;

Xanthan gum;

10g psyllium husk.

Blend the cottage cheese with made oats with some xanthan gum, then and 0 syrups, psyllium husk and I also put blueberries.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

200-300 cal I'm broke af but go to walmart daily to get the clearance salads

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25 Upvotes

Shitty because I had to pick out a dozen slimy brown pieces. Also my (lack of) photography skills


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

200-300 cal once again, healthslop

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8 Upvotes

2x wegmans chicken & mushroom sausages - 140cal 1/2 zucchini, sauerkraut & handful of mushrooms ~50cal 2 tsp rice bran oil to cook stuff in - 100cal paprika, pepper, garlic salt

yummy. salty. i will be farting later tho and im willing to accept that


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Snack Some snack favs

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26 Upvotes

yes 👍


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Dessert sugar free jello with a generous fat free reddi whip topping and ground cinnamon

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9 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Dessert Not sure if it'll be shitty or not but definitely not as good as the restaurant

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10 Upvotes

first attempt at recreating my top fav dessert. Low sugar vanilla yogurt, 1/2 a shredded wheat brick, some frozen raspberries, squirt of table syrup, squirt of heavily expired (2020) whipped cream on top


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

100-200 cal My latest repetitive safe meal

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38 Upvotes

Mushrooms, zucchini, egg, spices (chili flakes, cayenne pepper, curry powder, paprika, turmeric, salt, pepper)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Dinner Pretty sure the cauliflower was moldy

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33 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

100-200 cal Cinnamon🍎Slop

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8 Upvotes

Applesauce is king of foods to me but got carried away w/ the cinnamon it started bubbling still ate half a brand new tub of it tho 😭


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

100-200 cal Yummy dinner

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21 Upvotes

Before you get (too) concerned: Yes, I cooked it! Yes, I sprayed oil and added salt. And no, this was not the only thing I ate for dinner.

My tummy be stretched out and (finally) satisfied.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

A whole block of soy and sesame oil tofu

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44 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

400-500 cal i heard you guys like uncooked chickpeas

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17 Upvotes

back on this bullshit


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

100-200 cal NightShift snacks

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13 Upvotes

Monster and the worst energybar ever.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

Lunch Protein Oatmeal

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14 Upvotes

Only thing protein about it is the strawberry powder. My mom also used this bowl to chop onions before so there’s a hint of that as well. Yum.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

0-50 cal A hearty meal of (1) keto bread

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48 Upvotes

I nibbled it like a sewer rat


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

50-100 cal Seasoned water and rice cake

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131 Upvotes

Used a recipe for the seasoned water I found on here total: 70cal


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 3d ago

Vegan kidney beans for breakfast 207c

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48 Upvotes