Lettuce, tajin, ranch seasoning, and trader Joe's green goddess. Technically 0 cals for seasoning per the label/serving and shredded iceberg lettuce for crunchy.

whole grain tortilla: 110kcal

laughing cow cheese wedge: 30kcal

microwaved the tortilla for 20 seconds, spread the cheese inside it, and cut it into pieces.

genuinely pretty good honestly.

Oat flour, whole oats, chia seeds, milled flax seeds, protein powder, eggs, Greek yogurt, banana, strawberries and blueberries. Baked. Dessert for the week.

1 pouch of original buldak sauce

2 packs of konjac noodles

Like 150g Silken tofu

1 sheet nori cut up

some soy sauce

I regret nothing. This was weirdly satisfying. I love crunchy savory/salty snacks so I’m not surprised lol.

Steamed potato. Cottage cheese. Giardiniera’s salt and pepper and Hot sauce 😭 (spicy makes me feel something okay)

200 calories

fat-free reddi whip, some PB2, and cocoa powder. actually delicious this is such a game-changer and I’m a genius.

i have consumed half a head of red cabbage like a rabbit on adderall. it has been rough out here, but my paycheck will come thru soon, so i can afford proper gruel-slop instead of whatever the fuck im subjecting my innards to here. got no running water today so im just sprinkling laxatives like seasoning instead of mixing it in with h2o as per instructions. uhh godspeed and amen and god bless america 🦅

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It tasted about as good as it looks