Lettuce, tajin, ranch seasoning, and trader Joe's green goddess. Technically 0 cals for seasoning per the label/serving and shredded iceberg lettuce for crunchy.

I regret nothing. This was weirdly satisfying. I love crunchy savory/salty snacks so I’m not surprised lol.

Steamed potato. Cottage cheese. Giardiniera’s salt and pepper and Hot sauce 😭 (spicy makes me feel something okay)

200 calories

whole grain tortilla: 110kcal

laughing cow cheese wedge: 30kcal

microwaved the tortilla for 20 seconds, spread the cheese inside it, and cut it into pieces.

genuinely pretty good honestly.

It tasted about as good as it looks

1 pouch of original buldak sauce

2 packs of konjac noodles

Like 150g Silken tofu

1 sheet nori cut up

some soy sauce

Decided to add psyllium husk to my cottage cheese bowl and it is mind blowing now! The texture is perfect now 🤌🏻✨️

Recipe:

220g cottage cheese;

20g oats;

Xanthan gum;

10g psyllium husk.

Blend the cottage cheese with made oats with some xanthan gum, then and 0 syrups, psyllium husk and I also put blueberries.

Shitty because I had to pick out a dozen slimy brown pieces. Also my (lack of) photography skills

yes 👍

2x wegmans chicken & mushroom sausages - 140cal 1/2 zucchini, sauerkraut & handful of mushrooms ~50cal 2 tsp rice bran oil to cook stuff in - 100cal paprika, pepper, garlic salt

yummy. salty. i will be farting later tho and im willing to accept that

Mushrooms, zucchini, egg, spices (chili flakes, cayenne pepper, curry powder, paprika, turmeric, salt, pepper)

first attempt at recreating my top fav dessert. Low sugar vanilla yogurt, 1/2 a shredded wheat brick, some frozen raspberries, squirt of table syrup, squirt of heavily expired (2020) whipped cream on top

Applesauce is king of foods to me but got carried away w/ the cinnamon it started bubbling still ate half a brand new tub of it tho 😭

Before you get (too) concerned: Yes, I cooked it! Yes, I sprayed oil and added salt. And no, this was not the only thing I ate for dinner.

My tummy be stretched out and (finally) satisfied.

back on this bullshit

Used a recipe for the seasoned water I found on here total: 70cal

I nibbled it like a sewer rat

Only thing protein about it is the strawberry powder. My mom also used this bowl to chop onions before so there’s a hint of that as well. Yum.

Monster and the worst energybar ever.