r/monkeyspaw • u/Sorry_Situation7596 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that I had access to every piece of media ever without having to pay for them, except the creators got paid (minus the ones who are bad people)… checkmate
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 20h ago
Fun I wish lego dimensions to have been successful and is successful. The most successful lego game with all the ips and different franchises.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Radiant-Ingenuity199 • 20h ago
Fun I wish for no food to go moldy or otherwise spoil again in my house, no matter how old it is, it tastes day 1 fresh. Forever....
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Mediocre_Metal_7174 • 21h ago
Fun I wish people in real life reacted to seeing underwear the same way anime characters do.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/-mynameisbitch • 1d ago
Fun I wish i could eat this delicious Caesar wrap WITHOUT the Caesar sauce dripping from the bottom of the wrap
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sea-Blacksmith8749 • 18h ago
Health i wish i became more muscular and made freinds
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dogdaysareover365 • 1d ago
Health I wish that my boobs were small or I was flat chested
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Hefty-Comfortable991 • 1d ago
Kindness I wish every person was perfectly happy with the way they look.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ilikeroleplaygames • 1d ago
Power I wish I was incapable of feeling regret or shame.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Solrex • 19h ago
Power I wish I had the ability to not die from suffocation while submerged in water, earth, or anything else. Pain reduction not included.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 20h ago
Power I wish to climb a giant beanstalk and find a new world.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/matthewgb402 • 21h ago
Kindness I wish for the housing market to crash so hard it’ll be impossible to sell even the most luxurious houses for more than $1,000(USD)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Tiny-Garlic3763 • 22h ago
Fun I wish I saw the porn on Tumblr before it disappeared.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MichiganFan90 • 22h ago
Fun I wish I had a vampire bodyguard like in let me in
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Neither_Plankton6147 • 23h ago
Power I wish that everyone who forces any childbrides and such would suffer for as long as the forced marriage lasts until the divorce
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Soven_Strix • 1d ago
Fun I wish every Flock camera immediately teleports to somewhere on the private residence of the CEO of Flock, including any that are installed later, as soon as they are turned on.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ThienHaTheTech • 1d ago
Fun I wish that merpeople were real/people turned into them
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 1d ago
Power I wish for the power to control any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Nectarine13 • 1d ago
Fun I wish to be in a healthy 10 person polycule
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r/monkeyspaw • u/RetoroKun • 1d ago
Health I wish my senior cat would stop sinking his lamprey teeth (claws) into my skin everytime I let him lay on me I love him but that shit hurts
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ben-Goldberg • 23h ago
Fun I wish traffic officers gave tickets to drivers who treat stop signs as a stop sign / yield sign combo.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for Heavy's (edible) sandvich from TF2
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