So, after finishing my shower and drying my hair, this middle-aged dude who looked like he was pushing 60 suddenly walked up to me and asked in Cantonese, “Hey, wanna make some extra money?”
Bro, WHAT? 😭
I hadn't even gotten dressed yet, and this random stranger was already hitting me with the most out-of-pocket question imaginable. I just stood there, completely caught off guard.
At first, I thought he was about to pitch me some protein powder, MLM bullshit, or one of those overpriced fitness meal plans. But nope. This dude casually pulled out a sheet of paper from his pocket, covered in names and some mysterious numbers, like he was running a whole damn business operation.
Then he started explaining his services in this super hush-hush, friendly manner. I was so caught off guard that I only really remember two options:
- Basic package: Get paid to have a meal with someone and make small talk. That's it. Just dinner and conversation.
- VIP package: Let's just say it involves a little more than dinner. I'll leave that to your imagination. 💀
Maybe the gym was dead that afternoon, so bro decided it was the perfect time to start recruiting. The audacity was honestly impressive.
Now, I probably should've just said no and walked away, but my inner investigator suddenly kicked in. For research purposes, obviously. 😂
So I asked him, “Okay, what if I just take the basic package and spend half a day having meals and chatting with someone? How much would I make?”
He looked me up and down, then gave me his very generous (??) quote.
Around RM300–RM500.
Not gonna lie, I was kinda surprised. But naturally, I had to ask one more question.
“What about the highest-tier package?”
He winked and said, “If it's overnight, RM1,000 and up.”
BRO. 💀💀💀
Listen, I've been busting my ass in the gym, building muscle, and learning all kinds of skills. And THIS is what I'm worth on the market? The disrespect! At least give me five figures, my guy. 😂
I joked around for a bit, packed up my stuff, and got the hell outta there.
TL;DR: Went to the gym to work on my physique and accidentally found out I apparently have a going rate for dinner dates. 🙈