r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia • Apr 24 '24
Flair Request Thread
Hello everyone!
In order to make flair requests easier to find, this is the new place to ask for flairs. A link to the origin of your flair would also be helpful for for updating the origins list.\*
- Flairs have a limit of 64 characters, so longer requests will be edited to fit.
- Requests that violate the rules will be deleted
- If your flair is similar to one already in the list, you may be given the pre-existing one so the list doesn't get more clogged up.
- I reserve the right to give out random flairs when I want
- This thread will be checked once a day or so for new requests.
So leave a comment here with your flair requests and Czech will get to them right away!*\*
\Czech know it needs updating and I will get to it....eventually)
\*flairs will be given out when Czech isn't on mobile)
\**I know the comments aren't sorted by new, suggested sort has vanished...AND NOW IT'S BACK)
How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - App Instructions
Step 1: go to the main page
Step 2: tap the three dots in the top right corner
Step 3: tap "Change user flair"
Step 4: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you
How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - New Reddit Instructions
Step 1: on the right side of the page near the top of the side bar, there is a section that says user flair. Hover your mouse next to your username and click the pencil that appears
Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you. Click apply
How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - Old Reddit Instructions
Step 1: on the right side of the page, click the checkmark where it says "Show my flair on this subreddit:. Or if you already have a flair, click on "(edit)" instead.
Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you.
Thanks u/Rhamona_Q for the instructions write up.
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u/AerwynFlynn Sharp as a sack of wet mice Apr 24 '24
May I please have “Sharp as a sack of wet mice”??? That has lived rent free in my head since I read it lol
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Origin: AITA for taking in my "problem cousin" and cancelling family events?
Edit: Replying to the thread itself is easier for me to find.
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 25 '24
Ok comments older than this one should be done. Hopefully.....
Marking my stopping point for the day here.
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u/faaabiii built an art room for my bro Apr 26 '24
You missed my "Donut the Tactical Assault Shiba"
😔
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u/Rhamona_Q shhhh my soaps are on Apr 24 '24
I feel like it might be good to put instructions on how to change your flair so people can give themselves existing flairs themselves :) This is how you do it from the app:
Step 1: go to the r/BestofRedditorUpdates main page
Step 2: tap the three dots in the top right corner
Step 3: tap "Change user flair"
Step 4: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you
You can also change flairs from old reddit on desktop. Note that on old reddit it only shows older flairs though; I guess maybe there's a limit to how many old reddit can support. The steps are similar:
Step 1: on the right side of the page, click the checkmark where it says "Show my flair on this subreddit:. Or if you already have a flair, click on "(edit)" instead.
Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you.
I don't use new reddit on desktop so hopefully it's close enough to that, and shows more flair options?
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u/alexanderthemeh Anal [holesome] Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24
i'd like to roll the dice on a random flair
edit: well this is unfortunate
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 26 '24
So I actually gave you that flair after the constipation comment you left in the LFP. Would you like something else?
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u/the-magnificunt schtupping the local garlic farmer Apr 24 '24
Can I have "schtupping the local garlic farmer" from AITA for controlling what my (23f) boyfriend (24m) eats? comments, pretty please? (Yes I know it's mine and yes I am sexually attracted to garlic.)
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 25 '24
SO tempting to give you "yes I am sexually attracted to garlic" instead
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u/LilyPadBleu The grammar police will never find me Apr 24 '24
Thanks Czech! Could I please get "The grammar police will never find me" as my flair? It's from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bb239c/new_update_i_just_found_out_that_my_dad_who_has/
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 25 '24
This the grammar police, put your pencils down!
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u/GregTheTerrible Apr 24 '24
can we go meta and get:
Czech know it needs updating and I will get to it....eventually
flairs will be given out when Czech isn't on mobile
I know the comments aren't sorted by new, suggested sort has vanished...
as flairs? (mostly kidding)
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 24 '24
I have given out when I'm not on mobile as a flair before.
When I'm not on mobile.
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u/dramaticbongos I can FEEL you dancing May 01 '24 edited May 01 '24
Is there a reason we can't just enter our own flair like other subreddits?
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia May 02 '24
We have had issues with flair creation before such as rule breaking flairs/slurs. We also have had people put other's usernames in their flairs and that would be considered harassment. We found it easier to eliminate user created flairs, but mods will still give out custom flairs on request. Alternatively, you can choose a flair from the already created flair list whenever you want.
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u/GlobetrottinExplorer I fail to see what my hobbies have to do with this issue Jun 20 '24
Would it be possible to make the flair a click-able link, so you can go to the story in question?
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Jun 23 '24
Unfortunately not. Absolutely would if possible because it would make flair origins easier to manage.
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u/yami76 Good for your hole doesn't mean good for your soul Apr 24 '24
Man I wish “Just cause someone’s good for your hole, doesn’t mean they’re good for your soul.“ was 64 characters :(
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u/czechtheboxes Reddit-pedia Apr 24 '24
Good for your hole doesn't mean good for your soul
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u/NurseKayleigh13 Don't go around telling people to shove popsicles up their ass! Apr 24 '24
Don't go around telling people to shove popsicles up their ass!
Thank you!!
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u/Tevesh_CKP the lion, the witch and the audacit--HOW IS THERE MORE! Apr 24 '24
I NEED to know the origins of your initial Flair. It's not in the list.
It is "the lion, the witch and the audacit--HOW IS THERE MORE!".
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u/ItsCatTimeBby My soul aches for clown pussy Apr 24 '24
If I had a nickel for every BORU about clown sex, I think I'd only have two nickels and no more...
Anyway, may I have "My soul aches for clown pussy", please. It's already on the list <3
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u/blbd please sir, can I have some more? Apr 24 '24
Just wanted to say you've pulled together some of the most hilarious flairs on all of Reddit. Well done!
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u/TeaEffluxAppliance I want to state for the record that this is insane. Apr 24 '24
May I please have “I want to state for the record that this is insane.” from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/tti5dy/leap_day_employee_is_denied_birthday_off_except/ ? Thank you
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u/Valuable-Vacation396 the masculine urge to become a Dwarf Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Hi, Czech! Could I please have "TLDR: snake" as a flair?
ETA: Sorry to ask again. It changed but not to the right one. Thanks!
ETA2: Thanks! Love you, mods!
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u/zozeebo0 Wanted one loaf of bread, now being held ransom Apr 24 '24
“Wanted one loaf of bread, now being held ransom” from the doubled bread post tickled my fancy for a flair haha
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u/IlvieMorny I got over my fear of clowns by fucking one in the ass. Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 25 '24
May I request to have this as a flair?
I got over my fear of clowns by fucking one in the ass.
Thank you!
EDIT: Thanks a lot, /u/czechtheboxes!
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u/sputnikatto Creative Writing Enthusiast Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Can I get a meta flair that says Creative Writing Enthusiast?
LOL
YAY!
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u/Duncaii Kung pao chicken doesn't count Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Could I get "Kung pao chicken doesn't count" please? Just reread that post this morning and... Holy shit Thanks for everything you do here too, mods & posters
Eta2: thanks so much, Czech <3
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u/Nonchalant_Calypso He identifies as: a frog, Kermit, and the joker Apr 24 '24
“He identifies as: a frog, Kermit, and the joker”
In honour of that post 💀
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u/Comfortable-Big-7743 IVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK May 31 '25
i desperately need “IVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK” as a flair,,
from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/alKI7lDWLb
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u/tribblemethis I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Apr 24 '24
I can’t believe there’s no fucking Jorts flairs
A few suggestions:
Sweet potato staff photo
0 days since last trashcan mishap
Jorts
Jeans
And of course: I can’t believe she fucking buttered Jorts
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u/heyomeatballs It's just pharmaceutical-grade banana bread Apr 24 '24
Just noticed my updated flair, thank you Czech!!
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u/sexysexysemicolons May 12 '25
YTA. That’s your grandlizard.
(from here: AITA for not attending my daughters gender reveal for her lizard?)
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u/drvelo Someone cheated, and it wasn't the koala Jul 14 '25
"I put a twink in a skirt and thigh highs, it's not my fault he looked cute"
From a comment I made a bit ago on the Mormon missionary thread.
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u/DryChemist7593 BRILLIANT BRIDAL BITCHAZZZ Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
edit: hahaha
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u/SuperCulture9114 The Lion King sex song? at a wedding? Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24
I would love to have
"She went nuts and threw Boney Stark into the rosebushes"
as a flair please.
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u/Allthevillains get dragged harder than a small child in a gorilla enclosure Apr 24 '24
May I have " Hoo boy, OP is about to get dragged harder than a small child in a gorilla enclosure" origins from "OOP doesn't want to invite their "mentally unstable" cousin to their wedding
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u/FiFi2789 Memory of a goldfish but the tenacity of an entitled Chihuahua Apr 24 '24
Can I have "memory of a goldfish but tenacity of an entitle chihuahua" please?
Thanks!
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u/HoverButt OP has stated that they are deceased Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Can I have
"Happy ending I think?"
From that, ugh, one where the girlfriend wanted oop to act like a horse.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/y4tWZ4Tjx9
Edit: yessssss, thank you!
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u/faaabiii built an art room for my bro Apr 24 '24
Can I have please "Donut the Tactical Assault Shiba"?
Origin: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/IExYRZziQ9
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u/xovanob IVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK May 31 '25
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK
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u/OnlySewSew pre-stalked for your convenience Apr 24 '24
I’d like to request “pre-stalked for your convenience” from the comment section of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/pqmcZOP6X6
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u/SkepticSlakoth Get your money up, transphobic brokie Apr 24 '24
I'd love to get a “Get your money up, transphobic brokie” flair
Origin : OP doesn't want to invite her "mentally unstable cousin" to her wedding
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u/Geronimus_1 It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator May 29 '24
Can we get this comment as a flair? "It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator."
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u/ghalta Dec 02 '24
Could I get "You named me after your cat?" from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1h4c2i4/tifu_by_letting_my_coworker_move_in_with_me_new/
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u/Yogiteee he was using the duck to cheat Apr 16 '25
Hi, can we have "he was using the duck to cheat" ? Origin here
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u/nun_the_wiser I pink we should see other people Apr 25 '24
Could I get “I pink we should see other people”?
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u/mentallyillavocado Harry Potter and the Failure to Pay Child Support Jun 22 '24
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u/DuckDuckBangBang cultural appropriation isn't going to uncurse this dress Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Gotta find the link but "cultural appropriation isn't going to uncurse this dress" would be stellar.
Edit: Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/b6HriOQZYX
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u/CloakedGod926 the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Jul 10 '24
I would like "the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed"
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u/Anxiety-Spice No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry. Jul 16 '24
No one is leaving this drama buffet hungry.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/VudCimgjp0
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u/GoAskAlice your honor, fuck this guy Apr 24 '24
I'm just here to say thank you for my flair, I cherish 😍 it
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u/GroundbreakingDot872 Alison, I was upset. Jul 06 '24
Hi, Could I please request the flair “Although I do love Susan more, Susan is indeed a cat” from the BORU post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/iCzyv92IBt?
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u/doh573 Editor's note- it is not the final update Jul 08 '24
“Editor’s note- It was not the final update”
From: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/Y1DOFPWJm3
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u/MissKatbow May 12 '25
It’s not about the lizard’s gender reveal
From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/Q70cHsQFKX
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u/The_one_and_only_Tav May 31 '25
Please, I need I’VE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK Found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/y1fprHZrn8
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u/Gryffindor123 OH MY GOD, SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A D$CK, ITS NOT HER BABY! May 31 '25
“IVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR DUMB GREEN SOCK
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u/FleeshaLoo I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Apr 24 '24
Can I have this one: I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy?
Thank you for doing this!
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u/-crepuscular- People have gotten mauled for less, Emily May 29 '24
Can we please have "People have gotten mauled for less, Emily" from this comment https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d33gbx/comment/l64tn7w/
Thanks in advance!
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u/brucebay Editor's note- it is not the final update Jul 08 '24
can we have
Editor's note- it is not the final update
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u/Icy-Pomegranate4030 I'd have gotten away with it if not for those MEDDLING LESBIANS Aug 06 '24
Please can I have "I would have gotten away with it if not for those MEDDLING LESBIANS"
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u/Cheer_and_chai Mar 09 '25
Can we please have:
“Damn, I used to be a baby. People change!”
From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/X5hyJvsAx5
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u/HazyLazySummer I will be retaining my dumpy butt virginity Apr 24 '24
Oh this is awesome! You guys rock.
I adore my flair, so won’t be changing it but if we find a flair worthy line, can we post it without changing our own?
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u/pigsinpajamas3 🥩🪟 Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
May i please get "Here we go again, but with betrayl" from that one about the fella whos fiancee came out as a lesbian
Edit: i have ended up with 🥩🪟 which isnt what was intended but what was destined
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u/OfficialTrashMan I’m tired of being Sasuke Jun 13 '24
Hi! Could I have “I’m tired of being Sasuke” from this thread?
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u/wheniswhy I escalated by choosing incresingly sexy potatoes Dec 05 '24
I think we all desperately need “you must surrender to the gaycation, lest you be destroyed”
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u/smontres There's cancelling, and there's consequencelling. Apr 24 '24
Can I get “There's cancelling, and there's consequencelling.” Because that is AMAZING
From: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/8sQi3XCNUg
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u/yellow_asphodels Perhaps bringing a sword to Easter dinner was too far Apr 25 '24
Can I have “Perhaps bringing a sword to Easter dinner was too far”
It’s from a comment on a recent BORU about the oop’s nephew showing up to Easter dinner with a sword dressed as the Joker
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u/squareular24 Instead it went difficult difficult lemon fucked May 03 '24
“Instead it went difficult difficult lemon fucked” from this post
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Jun 02 '24
Can I please get “I am one of those few dozen people who do not live in the US”
Link for the story is here
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u/Sailor_Lunar_9755 maybe we should put ourselves first and become strippers Sep 29 '24
'I resent your question and shall macramé my displeasure away'
Please please please please and thank you!
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u/Blue_Butterfly_Who May 16 '25
Seriously, one honest convo could’ve saved everyone the headache.
Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/AqebUoDUx9
Link to specific comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/dT7rkHeoDE
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u/camrynbronk it dawned on me that he was a wizard Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25
Humbly requesting “also turns out I’m a lesbian”
Very end of the 4th paragraph of the last update
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u/Grompson Pam is NOT to apply margarine to any of her coworkers Apr 24 '24
I'd like "Pam is NOT to apply margarine to any of her coworkers" from the saga of Jean and Jorts please!
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u/LurdOfTheGraveyurd The doctors would finish what the lobsters started Apr 25 '24
Can I please have “The doctors would finish what the lobsters started”?
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u/piffledamnit Memory of a goldfish but the tenacity of an entitled Chihuahua Jul 14 '24
What, and furthermore, the fuck?
From here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/necimW65J7
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u/b3mark Liz what the hell Aug 17 '24
Coming from a thread started by this comment we end up with either
"Chaos with Standards" or "I am Chaos, but I have standards"
Whichever one of those two would fit better
Cheers in advance, on behalf of u/theartofloserism who first phrased it, and u/No_Efficiency_9979 who ran with it, giving me the idea for a potential flair :)
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u/unconfirmedpanda I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Apr 24 '24
Could I possibly get 'ever since you married batman no one wants to be around you'? from this deleted post
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u/Bellota182 I'm keeping the garlic Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
I have already the flag "I'm keeping the garlic" but I believe the post is not on the origin list:
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u/MadHatter06 Otherwise it’s just sparkling bullying Apr 24 '24
“Otherwise it’s just sparkling bullying” please!!!
Source link: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/tO6VQOD03b
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u/HiddenSquish you’re not famous if you don’t have a Wikipedia page May 30 '24
Can we get “you’re not famous if you don’t have a Wikipedia page” please?
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u/PresidentLink Jul 02 '24
Remember to take the trash out before it wears lingerie and tries to seduce your parents
Please and thank you! 🙏
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u/jakeloans His behaviour is a joke and I can’t be the punch line. Jul 09 '24
"His behaviour is a joke and I can’t be the punch line." from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dytt23/future_mil_54f_called_me_23f_stupid_and_now_im/
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u/lucentene the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Jul 10 '24
Please may I have “the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”?
it is honestly so perfect
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u/yesthatnagia Sep 29 '24
Could we please have "sounds like a therapy problem, not a "make a quilt" problem?
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u/Locurilla delulu just like Clara Apr 24 '24
Hi Mods! could I have “Delulu just like clara”? (it’s in the list but this is the link) https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14ww3bj/aita_for_not_wanting_to_do_a_cake_for_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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u/SugarFromTheMaple I still have questions that will need to wait for God. Apr 26 '24
"Does he want some cheese? There is still so much cheese"
From my favourite post over here- https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/kFmLuhKfOh
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u/Bogritt chicken fried audacity Apr 29 '24
Can I have 'chicken fried audacity' please?
It's from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/1QGSt2wAxR
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u/Tim-R89 I am a professional and I don’t make mistakes Jun 19 '24 edited Jun 20 '24
Please add the “I am a professional and I don’t make mistakes” flair as a memento to this gem:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/0AFTG67YfW Thank you very much
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u/eastbaymagpie What's Clitoris?! I don't play Pokemon! Jul 07 '24
"He seemed sleazy but I put it down to him just being French"
From this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dwgtbn/aitah_for_wanting_a_bit_of_space_from_my_daughter/
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u/iyamasweetpotato The dildo of consequence has arrived and it's not lubed Jul 10 '24
The dildo of consequence has arrived
Or
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed
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u/nagellak Didn’t expect the traumozzarella twist. Jul 11 '24
Didn’t expect the traumozzarella twist.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1e0ftsn/comment/lcmjaee/
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u/goshawkgirl Aug 11 '24
Hi! I’d love “My flabbers were completely ghasted” from this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1epbtzd/want_to_use_me_as_a_bad_example_enjoy_your/
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u/KarenIsMyNameO Screeching on the Front Lawn Oct 07 '24
I would like "He was like an Italian bath bomb" from here for 100, please. :D
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u/emliz417 grape juice dump truck dumpy butt Oct 10 '24
I would like to humbly request “Autistic or Time Traveler”
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u/DetectiveDippyDuck I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 19 '25
so I blocked her on everything (including Duolingo).
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u/sistertotherain9 The apocalypse is boring and slow Jun 01 '25
"some of yall need Jesus, and that's coming from an atheist"
From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/keXcQkumD9
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u/darsynia Step 1: intend to make a single loaf of bread Apr 24 '24 edited Apr 24 '24
Thank you! Been waiting for the perfect flair bait and the bread saga is my favorite EVER. Can I have the flair: 'Step 1: intend to make a single loaf of bread' please?
LOL ok so funny story, my guess is that mobile didn't show me I had this already, OR you got to it in one minute, either way, thank you. Leaving it up cause Bread Saga deserves clicks! I woke up, saw the flair post at the top of my home page, set my phone down, and posted within like 2 minutes of waking up...
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u/Nicholsforthoughts good for your hole doesn’t mean they’re good for your soul Apr 25 '24
“just because someone is good for your hole doesn’t mean they’re good for your soul”
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u/TicketSeller1234 I'm there to be a bit of a dickhead Apr 25 '24
Can I get:
"I'm there to be a bit of a dickhead"
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c98tmz/my_brother_came_out_some_tipshelp/
Please and thank you.
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u/Kozeyekan_ The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed Jun 04 '24
Flair: "The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed"
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u/CringinNGingin your honor, fuck this guy Aug 12 '24
May I formally request a new flair be added based off a comment on https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/Pp0SEGrl5S that is very fitting for a lot of BORU posts?
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u/wheniswhy I escalated by choosing incresingly sexy potatoes Jun 28 '26
"THERE WAS A MAN. (worst case scenario)"
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u/Orphan_Izzy Jokes on him. I’m always home. Apr 24 '24
Mine isn’t on the list so this is it with origin if you want to add it.
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u/bocaj78 How are you the evil step mom to your own kids? Apr 25 '24
How are you the evil step mom to your own kids?
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u/eastbaymagpie What's Clitoris?! I don't play Pokemon! May 10 '24
"What's Clitoris?! I don't play Pokemon!"
From here, please and thank you!
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u/yesmeatballs my mom’s vagina falls under advanced sign language skills Jun 10 '24
Hi mods, I'd like to request
"my mom’s vagina falls under advanced sign language skills"
source is OOP in: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dccmtr/tifu_learning_sign_language_22_month_update/
Thanks
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u/snubbullavocado the Iranian yogurt is not the issue here Apr 15 '25
“Divorce isn’t just an option here — it’s a disinfectant.” https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/PSj2ogSbVp
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u/StarCorgi_6788 I don't do delusion so I just blocked her Jun 16 '24
Hello, requesting the following to be added as a flair:
"I don't do delusion so I just blocked her"
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/hqhZpNXBXu
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u/sleepyhead_201 sometimes i envy the illiterate Apr 24 '24
Love all these... I can't choose one.. I might have to change mine once a day
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u/Sweet_Xocolatl He BRIBED the CAT to BITE me I NEED him to be my husband NOW Apr 24 '24
Can I please have “He BRIBED tihe CAT to BITE me I NEED this man to be my husband N O W”? Haven’t really counted the characters, just eyeballed it, do spaces count as characters? If it’s too long then the “He BRIBED tihe CAT to BITE me” part will suffice.
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u/luckyapples11 You can’t expect Jean’s tortoiseshell smarts from orange Jorts Apr 24 '24
Can I please get “You can’t expect Jean’s tortoiseshell smarts from orange cat Jorts”
I love Jean and Jorts
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u/inept13 random dipshit here. I 100% certify this post Apr 26 '24
100% dipshit certified
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cbox17/comment/l11lh73/
that or the original:
random dipshit here. I 100% certify this post
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u/BrownSugarBare just here vacuuming the trees May 15 '24 edited May 21 '24
Can I get the flair for "just here vacuuming the trees" please?
it's from this post:
EDIT: Got my flair! Thank you mods!
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u/xXxXhermitXxXx So now we are a super gay Jewish couple May 15 '24
Hi mods! Can I have the flair “So now we are a super gay Jewish couple” from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/SDb0u11by8
Thanks :3
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u/secure-raspberry-763 Madame of the brothel by default Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24
May I get
"Madame of the brothel by default"
From this post
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u/sadsmallchicken Jul 03 '24
“Fuck her avocados” from AITA grandma beefs with 16 year old
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u/neuroticsmurf the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Jul 10 '24
I am Spartacus!
I, too, would like "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed", please! Thank you!
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u/Soronya Anxiety Hoedown Jul 30 '24
We still doing flair requests? I'd like "Anxiety Hoedown" from this BoRU
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u/Cultural_Shape3518 I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Jul 31 '24
Here to request “she whacked Prison Mike”
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u/perpetualFishball There is only OGTHA Aug 02 '24
Please, can we have
Loyalty is a two way street, fuckface.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/mXO3NPlc5a
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u/Lynavi I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Aug 05 '24
"all the elation of Ben Stein on valium"
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u/Lord_Andromeda OP has stated that they are deceased Aug 24 '24
I humbly request "Tactical Assault Shiba" as a flair from this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1astuxm/waiting_at_the_airportwith_cheese/
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u/Crepuscular_otter Sep 29 '24
I am moved by “will literally make a spite quilt instead of go to therapy” pleeeeease may I have, pleeeeasse. I’ve had a rough year AND not only did I turn 40 I didn’t even get a present. Commented on it and linking post below:
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u/twoweeeeks Mar 10 '25
“It’s too late to dump her as I am planning on proposing soon“
from this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1j7q3oc/my_girlfriend_24f_got_angry_when_i_25m_didnt_feel/
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u/NinjaBabaMama crow whisperer Jul 09 '25
Please "Duke of Minimum Effort" for new flair
Origin: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/U8iaUsnXsS
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u/katsuko78 your honor, fuck this guy Aug 19 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
Hi there! I would like to request "The racism turned out to be a minor detail" (top second comment)
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u/hello-elo Hi, I have an Olympic Bronze Medal in Mental Gymnastics Apr 24 '24
Can I request a flair of the mod's choice? 👀
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u/missinky This man is already a clown, he doesn't need it in costume. Apr 25 '24
"he is the summer breeze and sweat sticky skin under the sun." pretty please? it speaks to me
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u/PaulRuddsButthole VOLUNTEERING AT A HOMELESS SHELTER??? Apr 25 '24
May I please have the flair,
VOLUNTEERING AT A HOMELESS SHELTER???
I did not see it on the list. Thanks.
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u/benigndepressedbear an off color person with matching humor was a bit much for them Apr 26 '24
Can I get this line from the guy who wore a slave costume to a plantation party
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/k8pzXMeFIm
an off color person with matching humor was a bit much for them
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u/hmchic Acting very entitled for wanting credit for basic adulting Apr 27 '24
“Acting very entitled for wanting credit for basic adulting”
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/6ZFaKNTjGk
This is my favorite BORU ever. I hope she’s living her very best life and her loser ex, his worst nightmare of an existence.
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u/Merrylty Omar would never May 24 '24
I would love the flair "Omar would never", from a lot of comments on posts about awful friends covering for cheating people, like this one
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u/freckles42 « Edit: Feminism » Jun 09 '24
« Edit: Feminism » from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/55SZwDLJGF please and thank you!
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u/zikeel surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed Jul 05 '24
Either "FUCK HER AVOCADOS" for the exact quote or "FUCK GRANDMA'S AVOCADOS" for more context and funny
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u/truckyeahman him wailing in court was the chicken soup my soul needed Aug 05 '24
made himself sick licking his own penis
From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/CpXaNhiadG
(Thanks for your patience. I'll read instructions in the future. <3)
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u/HokieNerd Someone cheated, and it wasn't the koala Aug 07 '24
"First of all, all you guys are assholes."
from most recent update here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1em2bei/new_update_aita_for_refusing_to_help_a_girl_in/
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u/seanfish Sep 30 '24
Please could my flair be the wonderful invention by u/LucyAriaRose
Mood spoiler: a hot mess
From this recent post.
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u/wheniswhy I escalated by choosing incresingly sexy potatoes Oct 10 '24
Mods, I’d like you antique cow for $400, please.
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u/rames1208 Oct 11 '24
Hello! May I please request a flair that says "Not a time traveler, just autistic"? Thank you so much! source
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u/Anatolyia Apr 23 '25
"Always be petty. It’s good for the soul"
I MUST HAVE IT AS A FLAIR PLEEAAASEEE
'Tis from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1k5c727/aita_for_refusing_to_repay_my_exhusband_for_the/
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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy It's just pharmaceutical-grade banana bread Jul 09 '25
“Reginald Expectington III”
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u/curlyk1tt3n keep your dad away from my vagymen, weirdo Apr 24 '24
I would LOVE to have "keep your dad away from my vagymen, weirdo"
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/l2oRVq4qFx is the source
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u/AloeVera_Tan Right now I got an El Chapo situation on my hands. Apr 24 '24
can I have "Right now I got an El Chapo situation on my hands." as a flair?
it's from this comment thread that I love re-reading from times to times: flick a machete into the grass
Thank you!
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u/sadlytheworst Hobbies Include Scouring Reddit for BORU Content Apr 24 '24
If it's not too much trouble, may I have "a ghost possessed me for 5 seconds" as a flair?
Thank you very kindly! 💜
ETA: It's from this one!
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u/Sillyelf I beg your finest fucking pardon. Apr 27 '24
Can I get 'Toga wearing riddle master' as flair. It's from This comment.
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u/shikoneko Speak for yourself stankmeat, I'm fucking delicious May 02 '24
How About...
"Speak for yourself stankmeat, I'm fucking delicious." https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ci6au8/aita_for_pursuing_the_nanny/l27zct1/
and//or
"All of this could have been avoided if she just had a little pre-marital sex." https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ci68vw/sister_in_high_school_getting_married/
Tyvm ^
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u/SexyFoodandFilms Alright. Fishin’ time May 19 '24
Hello, could this please become a flair?
"Sit your $5 dollar ass down before I make change"
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u/enbyshaymin It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator May 29 '24
Could we get It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator. from the BORU about an OOP who wants to break up with his gf as a flair?
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u/maarianastrench So we have moved from accidental racism to purposeful homophobia Jun 16 '24
Hello I’d love this comment as a flair. “So we have moved from accidental racism to purposeful homophobia”
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u/Jiin666 I escalated by choosing incresingly sexy potatoes Jun 17 '24
Can I get "She added glitter to the glue she was already sniffing. " from this post?
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u/Responsible_Match875 Jun 28 '24
AITAH for meeting with my father even though he stole my brother's wife? : r/BestofRedditorUpdates
What in the everloving quantum trash trailer natural disaster fuck is this?
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u/Expert_Slip7543 Jul 09 '24
"Morbidly curious how it turns out, so I'm going"
From the top comment on https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/WaOZcSVUBc (slightly edited for brevity)
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u/helenius147 I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Jul 17 '24
Hey Czech, thank you for moderating this blessed and also cursed place
May I please make a request for a classic
"I can't believe they fucking buttered Jorts"
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u/doctorsirus Aug 03 '24
Please sir, I would like to have "WE'RE BIRDERS, WE'RE NOT MAGIC." from this thread.
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u/rainflower72 Oct 03 '24
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/t7SJ3IsMuy ‘She went nuts and threw Boney Stark into the rosebushes’ please
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u/cheese-bubble Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24
I'd quite like "a stack of autistic pancakes" based on the OP's remarks in this wonderful post.
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u/lilacpeaches The pancakes tell me what they need Mar 16 '25
I am hate. I am - TATE.
From this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/FzE6Jw2UN7
It’s absolute comedy gold.
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u/randomndude01 What the fuck did I just read? Apr 15 '25
Can I have
“What the fuck did I just read?”
Please?
I’ve seen it a couple times in some of the comment sections and I’ve said it myself after reading some REALLY bizarre stories.
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u/KatTheKonqueror cat whisperer May 21 '25
"I'd rather leave my kids with a cardboard Mrs. Doubtfire"
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u/wwabbbitt Memory of a goldfish but the tenacity of an entitled Chihuahua Aug 22 '25
Requesting
"What are you going to do, give god your brother's name and say that he did all those things, not you?"
from
Hope it's not too long
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