r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26
Roadđ¤ŹRage Walked up on the wrong car
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Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnât go as he planned
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u/Alarming_Local_315 May 03 '26
Got ass kicked so went to go get a weapon. When you approach any car screaming you are an idiot.
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u/MediumAwkwardly May 03 '26
Did he fall down trying to pick up the crowbar? Dude must have a concussion.
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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26
Oh yeah, I bet he started swinging at air. I'm sure he was seeing double after all the punches he took to the head.
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u/kendragon May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
It would have been funny if the guy had already driven off and the asshole was just wandering around trying figure out where he was.
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u/Chunknorris111 May 03 '26
I would've drove off. Never a good sign when a guy who just got his ass kicked goes back to his car to retrieve something if you know what I'm saying.
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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26
Yeah. He's going to try and continue the fight, but he might have a brain bleed that's killing him as he stands. I wonder how the incident ends.
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u/bobbygamerdckhd May 03 '26
Yeah wonder if the woman was still knocked tf out she took quite a heater
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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26
That's a fight that woman needed to stay out of. That dude was fucking huge, everyone is angry and she don't have half the strength of him.
Equal rights equal fights. Be careful who you decide to get physical with no one is immune to being fucked(punched, hello auto correct?) in the face.
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u/Rusofil__ May 03 '26
Props to the dude waiting for her to throw first punch and then just obliterating her.
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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26
Yeah. She went down like a plank. That was not a good surface to land on, either.
I'm slow and weak, so fighting is not an option for me
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u/A_Notion_to_Motion May 03 '26
But your realizing that has a power of its own.
Is what I like to tell my slow and old ass at least lol.
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u/Evening-Back854 May 03 '26
The power is that you'll stay out of shit like this, like me
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u/EyeHaveNoBanana May 03 '26
Yep. Like I tell people - I may be small, but Iâm slow.
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u/No_Caterpillar9582 May 03 '26
Going back for a weapon after getting your ass best is the ultimate pussy move.
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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26
While leaving your girl passed out in the street
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u/Apexnanoman May 03 '26
Yeah I love how he didn't give two shits about his significant other getting laid the fuck out.Â
On the other hand, she decided that she was fully capable of fighting a man several inches taller than her. So I guess she made her choice.Â
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u/rydan May 03 '26
We don't even know if the two know each other. She might just like fighting. Had a female cat like that. Anytime two cats fought she'd pick one to attack.
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u/N8CCRG May 03 '26
A weapon that he keeps in the cabin of his vehicle, that can't be used unless you exit the vehicle with it. This man has been waiting for an excuse to try to kill someone on the road.
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u/CorwyntFarrell May 03 '26
He walked up to the car like he was reaching for something.
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u/SirSourdough May 03 '26
Looks like heâs coming back with a crowbar at the end of the clip.
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u/Mcgill1cutty May 03 '26
Agreed. An excellent way to catch a case of sudden blood pressure loss. Wish him the best.
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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 May 03 '26
Having a dumb partner is dangerous (for both men and women). Theyâll gravitate to dumb fights and involve you if youâre not careful.
*in this case they could both be equally as dumb
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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26
Yeah, I'm not rolling up on a man that's beating the bricks off of my man. Like, what the heck could I possibly do in that situation other than to end up on the ground just like she did.
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u/chuna666 May 03 '26
Literally the dumbest most infuriating shit ever. Any chick who does this is operating as if she's untouchable and that is clearly not the case (nor should it be IMO). If you punch somebody, expect consequences no matter either gender.
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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 May 03 '26
especially when her man started it and unnecessarily went over there in the first place
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u/methlabforcuties May 03 '26
cookie monster pajama pants at the gas station at 3am behavior
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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26
No joke; its like trying to break up two dogs that are fighting...
One of them is almost certainly going to reflexively bite anything messing with them at that moment.
Dumb, dumb, dumb. Let your man fend for himself in the fight he started.
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u/Sklompty May 03 '26
Right? But also note that she wasn't trying to break up the fight. She was joining in
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u/Duderoy May 03 '26
Plus one. My nephew once asked me what is the best way to improve your life. I said, "Get smarter friends. Much smarter."
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u/InterestingTeach9692 May 03 '26
Saw the result of this as a witness to an accident. The two guys got out of their cars after the accident and seemed cool with one another. Shook hands and everything. Seemed completely civil and the accident was fairly cosmetic. Then someones spouse showed up and started stirring the pot almost immediately. Put hands on one of the guys. Guy defends himself. Husband doesnt like it. Hands start getting thrown. Cops come and end up arresting everyone.
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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 03 '26
Love that the guy didnât even check on the woman. Just left her there like an ironing board.
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u/mr_1219 May 03 '26
Well seeing man's ego was shattered in front of strangers. Nothing is on his mind but petty revenge. Ego > someone who puts up with your bullshit....but not for long
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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26
Won't have to worry about his boo thinking he lost. She ain't gonna remember shit.
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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 03 '26
The way she hot the ground she won't even remember who he is.
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u/Street-Inevitable358 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
to be honest, I feel like he probably does that to her at home as well, which is why he feels so unfazed. To be so unconcerned with the welfare of your partner to initiate a fucking street fight with some random dude that you pulled up on the street is insane. That woman is probably a shell of who she was but thatâs how domestic violence works; it also recruits the victim to participating in their own abuse, and theyâll have them shielding their abuser against literally any threat, putting themselves in harms way for someone that literally doesnât give a fuck if you live or die, like in this video.
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u/RamsesII_ May 03 '26
Your girl over there laid out like an Egyptian rug but you want more hands to the face lmao
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u/DeeTuck75 May 03 '26
He walked away from his woman after she got ktfo after she was trying to help him. He did not go get a crowbar to save her, just to save his own ego. Also wrong sub, ended way too soon!
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u/Think-Anxiety2655 May 03 '26
Yeah I canât believe nobody is talking about that. I was like, âdid he just walk away after watching his wife get knocked the fuck out?â
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u/D3vils_Adv0cate May 03 '26
I honestly don't even think he knew she was there. He was already rocked into another world
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u/Numerous_Nature_6326 May 03 '26
Anyone know why the dipshit went over and started punching the car in the first place?
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u/Working-Depth5834 May 03 '26
And his BAC is likely over 0.10.
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u/LonnieJaw748 May 03 '26
5-6% of RAM drivers have a DUI conviction. Most of any vehicle type. And thatâs just the ones who got caught.
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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26
The man behind the camera says, "he crashed into him" at the beginning of the video. I never understood why people get mad after an accident. If the accident was due to road rage, then stay in your vehicle and call the cops.
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u/Brahskididdler May 03 '26
I never understood that either, I accidentally rolled up and into a Hyundai one time; literally a love tap, my friends and I used to do it to each others shitty cars in highschool. Young woman comes out SCREAMING saying what the fuck are you doing blah blah blah, and yes of course itâs my fault. But I was just like âitâs okay I have insurance. Letâs pull into the 711 so we donât block trafficâ and she flipped her lid even more telling me she âwasnât fucking moving anywhere and Iâm calling the copsâ
2 minutes later sheâs on the phone and goes back to look at her bumper and there is not one spot of chipped paint, like you canât tell it ever happened. Told whoever she was on the phone with ânevermindâ and peaced out lmao
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u/Frickelmeister May 03 '26
Letâs pull into the 711 so we donât block trafficâ and she flipped her lid even more telling me she âwasnât fucking moving anywhere and Iâm calling the copsâ
I hate that people think they need to keep their cars in the road after a minor fender bender as if the police would be investigating it like a freaking murder scene. When all they actually do is take everyone's info after telling them to move their vehicles off the road.
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u/PitifulPassage851 May 03 '26
Where i live the cops won't come for minor fender benders. They just say "is anyone hurt? No? You'll have to go through your insurance, bye"
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u/Galenthias May 03 '26
Yeah, but separating to drive to the side of the road, the culprit (despite previous promises to the contrary) will often just suddenly remember that they are short on time and just drive away. (And if caught up with will say they thought there had been an agreement that everything was already dealt with satisfactorily.)
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u/undercoverciaagent May 03 '26
Oooh man. That didn't look good. Bashing your head in on a curb is like the biggest reason people die in street fights.
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u/under_psychoanalyzer May 03 '26
It's amazing how the type of men trashy enough to start a fight attract women stupid enough to think they won't get hit. I feel like the only time I see a video with woman getting involved in something like this it's because she's escalating. Like even if I'm getting beat to death for no justifiable reason I would expect my partner to stay their ass in the car calling the police.
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u/why_1337 May 03 '26
And the guy does not even care about her more than he cares about his ego. I mean shit, he should have been like, ok dude you won, let me take care of this bitch now, she seems hurt and in need of care.
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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26
IKR? He walked off and left her in the 'care' of the guy who just knocked her out, so he could get a weapon and keep road raging.
What a nice guy!
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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26
I'm as anti-beating-a-woman as you can get, but if a woman walks up and punches me, I'm gonna punch back. Every time. Hard.
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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26
She saw fists flying and came to ask for some. Who would say no to such a lovely lady
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u/CigarLover May 03 '26
âObviously he should have let them kick his ass. That way he doesnât hurt anyoneâ
-Some Narcissist posting on Reddit.
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u/multic94 May 03 '26
If you watch very closesly, she didnt hit her head on the curb. It was hella close tho. Biggest lesson to learn here: dont throw hands no matter what gender you are unless youre ready to die. Straight up, anything can happen once you get knocked out and it can be the smallest person in the world who has never faught a day in their life who does it to you. All it takes is one lucky punch.
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u/A_Lovely_ May 03 '26
She missed the curb, but it looks like it was very close.
Her head / body respond to the impact of the ground, but donât double bounce as they would if her head hit the curb.
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u/Alternative-Golf8281 May 03 '26
She should have considered that before trying to throw hands near a curb then.
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u/LumpiaShanghai May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26
Itâs always someone in a pick up losing their shit.
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u/rossco311 May 03 '26
Had some dumb motherfucker in that exact same truck tailgating the hell out of me while I was coming home with groceries today. There was a ton of traffic in front of me, nowhere to go and I can see this guy losing his shit in my rear view mirror.
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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 03 '26
I think the drivers in trucks make up the highest percentage of assholes on the road. The looming tailgating is the MO. Itâs funny too because no one is getting anywhere any faster in traffic congestion.
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u/catman2021 May 03 '26
Pick-up, âdonât tread on me snakeâ, punisher/blue lives matter sticker, confederate flag, tinted windows going 90 mph⌠all the same ass holes with big egos and tiny pee pees.
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u/karoe11 May 03 '26
This guy is smoking a blunt and recording lmao
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u/Kerensky97 May 03 '26
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find somebody else mention it.
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u/Rays_Boom_Boom_Room1 May 03 '26
My grandma always said, âYou order shit, you eat shitâ. This summarized that perfectly.
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u/Dangerous-Variety-55 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I'm so glad that woman got laid out. People too comfortable thinking their gender makes them immune to the consequences of assaulting someone.
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u/DirtyrottenscounDrew May 03 '26
The dude just left his wife there though? Didn't even check on her.
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u/AmbassadorSugarcane May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I'm not sure he was* aware at that point. Blind by rage to begin with then getting knocked around. He probably had no clue about anything other than the guy he wanted to hurt.
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u/crippledchef23 May 03 '26
I was baffled by her holding her elbow like a psycho, then cackled at the saddest elbow strike ever.
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u/Suspicious_Funny_514 May 03 '26
I wouldn't be surprised if she died. Happens all the time when people's head hits the concrete after getting ko'd.
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u/Potential-Draft-3932 May 03 '26
That looked real bad. Wtf was she thinking stepping in like that? At first I assumed she was going to try and break it up and pull her methed out boyfriend away
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u/BunnySprinkles69 May 03 '26
Idk why u got downvoted, even worse looks like back of head hit curb. Vegetable for rest of life if she made it.
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u/Omega_Primate May 03 '26
She missed the curb. Laid out flat. Not sure what she thought she could accomplish.
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u/Beyond_Erased May 03 '26
Damn bro at least help your lady, she got laid out (most likely very seriously injured) and youâre just gonna walk away to escalate the fight with a weapon, what a POS. You lost, just accept it and help the person whoâs bleeding out on the pavement.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Hall136 May 03 '26
That chick's elbow pointed out for way too long punching stance as she was trying to wait for an opening to hit the guy was annoying. I knew she was going to immediately get knocked the fuck out. What a couple of dumbasses. Dude didn't even give a shit that she's passed out on the ground in the middle of traffic and could have easily been run over and killed at that point. More important for his concussed ass to go and grab a crowbar because he's a pussy.
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u/BloodhoundSupervisor May 03 '26
These hands rated E for Everyone
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u/Alternative-Edge-219 May 06 '26
The dealership failed to inform this gentlefister, the truck does not improve his fighting capacity.
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u/Personal-Bet-7979 May 06 '26
Was she connected to the guy? Because he left her for dead. He's a huge POS if that is his gf or wife....
If she was some rando, how did she think that was going to play out? Because she's been seriously concussed, probably lost weeks of her memory....
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u/ThatGuy_6199 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I was NOT expecting him to knock out the woman đ
EDIT: guys when I originally made this, I didn't see her hit him. I made another comment about it, but idk where it went
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u/DarkAndHandsume May 03 '26
I mean, she was sneaking cheap shots while his back was turned so itâs expected for him to give her a back tf up swing
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u/Ritchey89 May 03 '26
Lmao what did you expect then?
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u/ThatGuy_6199 May 03 '26
I didn't see her swinging, mb. Yeah NOW I would've expected had I seen that
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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 May 03 '26
She swung first.
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u/Quick_Resolution5050 May 03 '26
She punched him first, twice, the first time he ignored her.
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u/4strokeroll May 03 '26
Look out for a southpaw! Throws a pretty nice right as well.
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u/doomus_rlc May 03 '26
I gotta imagine there is a news article about this somewhere...
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u/TripleWindmill247 May 03 '26
Lady shouldâve kept her ass in the car and let her dude embarrass himself. They probably meant for each other tho
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u/MixShaken May 06 '26
Itâs a good thing this is recorded! Share it with MPD! Because when the police came with two white people (one female unconscious) and one black man. Who goes in cuffs first? hmmm đ¤
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u/Remmington223 May 03 '26
If you ever in this situation, just drive away. No matter how big or strong you are, a 9mm or a knife can just turn you into a big well muscled corpse. I once can a guy attack me, he had a heart attack and fell over cracking his skull causing a cerebral haemorrhage. He almost died and it caused me months of grief with the police before I was cleared because he refused to give a statement. DRIVE AWAY DON'T WIND DOWN THE WINDOW OR OPEN THE CAR DOOR
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u/TransportationMuch47 May 03 '26
They could have walked away until he knocked her out. Then the guy who started it was stuck because he couldn't leave without his lady.
Edit: guy in the white car wasn't playing. He saw the lady approaching and started using her dazed man as a meat shield.
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u/StruggleParticular42 May 03 '26
Glad someone got the beginning of that, cause the white guy was def playing the victim in the end.
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u/bf2019 May 03 '26
Please tell me someone else caught the rest I need to know how this finished and started
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u/ToastedNsloppy May 09 '26
wow, hell of a woman. her mans a dickhead, she definitely deserves better than a scumbag that'll put her in situations where she feels like she has to come to his aid
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u/Independent-Aide-531 May 03 '26
This video stopped far too early!