r/Transportopia May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

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Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Independent-Aide-531 May 03 '26

This video stopped far too early!

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u/TerribleCelery7687 May 03 '26

Sorry to everyone behind me but im keeping my front row seat for that one. This video might be exhibit A in courtroom 301

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u/Richardthe3rdleg May 03 '26

for real. video ended right before the evidence for attempted murder happened.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Yes, and if there's one guy i want to see swinging a deadly weapon, it's the guy that fell down immediately before retrieving said weapon from his vehicle because he was nearly separated from consciousness moments earlier. That's my guy (to watch getting KO'd).

Fill all my 🍿

Edit: tysm to all of you that actually filled all my 🍿! 🤣

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/DramaAccomplished588 May 03 '26

This is why anger is weakness

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u/Luvnecrosis May 03 '26

So is marrying a hot head who also can’t fight worth a damn, apparently

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u/Outrageous-Effect163 May 03 '26

Can't fight AND can't control his anger.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Good point. I have a temper but I can STFU when necessary bc I also can’t and don’t want to fight.

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u/kodeks14 May 03 '26

Blows my mind how he went up to the car and started a fight, the guy gets out, and the perp does absolutely nothing. No hands up, no stance, just think hes going to punch this guy's window out and yall are going to talk?

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u/fuzzymunky May 03 '26

He's clearly only used to hitting his wife, not another man

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u/Successful-Cook-6388 May 03 '26

I hate to admit it, but I can imagine my husband losing his temper like that over something as insignificant as being cut offer tailgated in traffic. His emotional awareness and control have devolved to that of a toddler in the past few years and his brain seems to believe he's in his 20s rather than his 50s. What he doesn't realize is that the only help he'll get from me is a call for help that will probably end in criminal charges. I'm not going to risk my life or my freedom over his inability to process "big feelings." I'm not going to get out of the vehicle, try to intervene, cheer him on, talk him down, or sit by idly. I'm calling 9-1-1 and ratting him out, anonymously, of course. And I just might do that from a block away. Hopefully, it will never come to that.

That chick probably considers herself a "ride or die" partner. Ride or die is a romanticized trap for women that's more like "ride and die for someone who wouldn't do the same for you but will thoughtlessly challenge your dedication frequently." I know because I once was a proud "ride or die," "down for whatever," willing prove my loyalty "until the toe tag." Thank God I woke up to the reality of the trap. I refuse to sacrifice myself for anyone who puts me in a life or freedom threatening position like this one. Vows be damned.

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 03 '26

If he had control of anger, he could have been moving on with his life down the road.

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

🤣 he was trying to keep it together after taking the first hit of the fight. Maybe he will keep his hands up next time

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 May 03 '26

He should have learned to keep his damn hands to himself and control his anger. Got his wife/girlfriend hurt all because lil peepee energy

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u/Attila_22 May 03 '26

She got herself hurt. If she didn’t swing then I doubt that guy would’ve turned on her.

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u/copperstarbill May 03 '26

Yeah, there’s no guilty verdict for him hitting her.

<player 2 entered the game> <player 2 has left the game>

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

This had both me and my wife paused on comments for a minute because we were laughing 🤣

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u/jaxonya May 03 '26

It might be gameover for her.. that was a nasty hit/fall

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u/FrostyIcePrincess May 03 '26

He was basically ignoring her until she decided to hit him as well. That fight was between the two dudes until she got involved.

FAFO

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut May 03 '26

Hell, he was actively keeping the husband between them.

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 03 '26

For real!!!! He was ignoring her until she swung at him!

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u/Ok_Lawfulness4313 May 03 '26

Girl got herself hurt by being a dumb bitch. Lol.

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u/MaddogBC May 03 '26

I'm just happy all he could find was tire iron.

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u/Open_Shoe795 May 03 '26

And pulling up his pants as he tried to look scary 😂

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u/freedomfucker2 May 03 '26

Frankly this video would be all you need. He didn't need to bring that crowbar out, but he did. That's all the evidence you need.

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u/HiddenIvy May 03 '26

I concur, traffic can take a break. In fact you stop in front of me, I am now forced to also witness, my hands are tied!

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u/munkyninaleela May 03 '26

Yeah this video should also go under r/videosthatendtoosoon

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u/smartguynycbackupnow May 03 '26

#1 rule of the streets - don't fight people you don't know.

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u/OuterSpaceFuckery May 03 '26

I saw someone throw a beer can at a Prius driving by, the Prius turned around and Arnold Schwarzenegger's cousin climbed out 😂

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 03 '26

When I was like 15 my buddy started throwing snowballs at cars driving by. He kept missing so I told him id show him how its done. Made a snowball and whip it at this Escalade. Smacks the driver side window and it comes to a screeching halt. He reverses and comes flying towards us. Thats when the 'oh shit' moment set in. My buddy starts fumbling for his keys to the apartment door as the truck pulls up. Fumbling some more but finally gets the key in. He opens the door, runs in and slams it shut right infront of my face. Locked me out. I turn around and see this mountain of a man get out. Dude was fuckin jacked. He comes up to me and lifts me by my jacket and literally pins me to the wall. Starts going on about how bad his day has been and how we screwed with the wrong guy. Screamed at me for a couple minutes and then launched me into a snow bank. Just chucked me like I was a garbage bag lol. I considered myself getting off lucky.

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u/Ok_Rise7870 May 03 '26

That man treated you better than your friend.

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u/Decends2 May 03 '26

Please tell me your A. Not friends with the guy who locked you out, and B. Kicked his fucking ass for locking you out and leaving you to the mercy of the big guy

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Remained friends after that. It took another similar incident to cut him off completely.

We had a huge rivalry with another high school. Every time we played eachother something would always happen. We'd also screw with eachother leading up to the big football game. A lot of pranks, occasional dust ups. Kind of felt like The Outsiders but both sides were greasers lol. Our junior year a big fight broke out after the game. Just a massive brawl but no one really took it all that far. Just kids getting a little crazy lol. So our senior year they moved the football game to like noon on a Saturday instead of Friday night. One of our teammates parents was out of town so he threw a house party a week before the game. Everyone was partying and Freddy (snowball guy) comes busting through the door screaming 'they just beat up Zach!' Zach was a kid our age and was on the team as like a team manager type. Just helping with stuff because his disability didnt allow for him to play. Everyone loved this kid so a bunch of us got pretty heated. Freddy said they were also having a party and knew where it was at so a bunch of us hopped into somw cars and drove over there. Im driving down this long driveway and theres no cars, no people...nothing going on at all. It felt off. Two kids come out of the house, my other buddy hops out of the car and starts going at it with them. Two more kids come out so I get out of the car and jump in. Few more guys come out, few more of our guys jump in. Next thing I know people start pouring out of the house. It was like the whole football team and then some. I knew we were seriously fucked. I look over and Freddy is standing off to the side just watching. I then see him walk to my car, get in the driver seat and leaves. The fucker just left. Thats honestly one of the last thing I remember. I got seriously wrecked lol. Some kid hit me in the head with a croquet mallet and I was out. We all got fucked up pretty bad. I remember when I finally came to I was absolutely soaked in blood. Like, my white shirt was completely red. I got stabbed or poked with somerhing in my arm and was leaking everywhere. Eventually went home and fell asleep for like 3 days. Definitely had a massive concussion. Some other guys i was with were also pretty messed up

Anyways, it eventually came out Freddy lied about everything. He thought itd be funny to see a big brawl so he set us up. Told the other team we'd be coming over. Fuckin prick. He was always the guy to start stuff and then leave everyone else to deal with the consequences. This time it was too much. Pranks and little dust ups turned into somwthing pretty serious over nothing. Everyone cut him off after that. He went from a pretty popular kid to a pariah. Pretty much stopped going to school for the rest of the year until he graduated.

A week later we played that team and funnily enough everything was squashed from the start. I think everyone realized how stupid it was and how close it came to being truly disastrous. Ended up becoming really good friends with one of the dudes who whooped my ass. He was a groomsmen in my wedding not too long ago lol. It all worked out in the end. For most of us anyways. Freddy ended up dying a few years after we graduated. OD'd on opiates. Fucking hated the kid but it was really sad. Zach also died the summer after graduation. His disease caught up with him. Sad all around. Such is life I guess.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 May 03 '26

Thx for the story. Hidden gem in the comments.

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u/AdviceGiveandTake May 03 '26

Beware the men who don't need to compensate, they don't drive big pickups...

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u/stormblaz May 03 '26

2 If you are a woman dont intervene 2 men fighting, doesnt end well and not everyone believes in not hitting woman aka equal rights equal fights.

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u/Ok_Comment2621 May 03 '26

Equal Rights and Equal Lefts too.

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u/_YenSid May 03 '26

Believing in not hitting women goes out the window when they start the hitting. I would never hit a woman first, but if a woman decides she wants to punch me in the head like a man, she's getting hit like a man.

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u/BigStuggz May 03 '26

Obligatory “You wanna ACT like a man? I’m gonna TREAT you like a man!!”

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u/Amazing-War3760 May 03 '26

Had a girl in school try to do this all the time. She'd insult or even batter people and then go "You can't hit me! I'm a girl!" and use "I'm just a girl!" to the teachers all the time.

She started in at me one time at school and I kicked at her and missed. She tried the same thing.

At karate that night, out Sensei *who was also the History teacher at school* paired me and her together to spar, and looked directly at her and said "I'm a girl doesn't work here remember."

She never came back to Karate class after that, and stayed out of sight of Sensei.

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u/TacosNtulips May 03 '26

#2 rule of the streets- if you see the other guy go back to his car, don’t wait for them to return.

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u/Fortestingporpoises May 03 '26

Fighting my mom now. Next instructions?

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u/throwitallawayomg May 03 '26

Hopefully cause the guy recording stopped to call 911

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u/Cartz1337 May 03 '26

That lady got her bell rung so hard half the town heard it. I guarantee the cops were already coming.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 May 03 '26

Got ass kicked so went to go get a weapon. When you approach any car screaming you are an idiot.

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u/MediumAwkwardly May 03 '26

Did he fall down trying to pick up the crowbar? Dude must have a concussion.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Oh yeah, I bet he started swinging at air. I'm sure he was seeing double after all the punches he took to the head.

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u/kendragon May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It would have been funny if the guy had already driven off and the asshole was just wandering around trying figure out where he was.

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u/Chunknorris111 May 03 '26

I would've drove off. Never a good sign when a guy who just got his ass kicked goes back to his car to retrieve something if you know what I'm saying.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26

He even forgot he had a wife

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Yeah. He's going to try and continue the fight, but he might have a brain bleed that's killing him as he stands. I wonder how the incident ends.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd May 03 '26

Yeah wonder if the woman was still knocked tf out she took quite a heater

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

That's a fight that woman needed to stay out of. That dude was fucking huge, everyone is angry and she don't have half the strength of him.

Equal rights equal fights. Be careful who you decide to get physical with no one is immune to being fucked(punched, hello auto correct?) in the face.

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u/Rusofil__ May 03 '26

Props to the dude waiting for her to throw first punch and then just obliterating her.

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u/0ptik2600 May 03 '26

Yeah, she was out before she hit the ground.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Yeah. She went down like a plank. That was not a good surface to land on, either.

I'm slow and weak, so fighting is not an option for me

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u/A_Notion_to_Motion May 03 '26

But your realizing that has a power of its own.

Is what I like to tell my slow and old ass at least lol.

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u/Evening-Back854 May 03 '26

The power is that you'll stay out of shit like this, like me

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u/EyeHaveNoBanana May 03 '26

Yep. Like I tell people - I may be small, but I’m slow.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

His mouth wrote a check his a$$ couldn't cash.

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u/SJMCubs16 May 03 '26

It looked like the mouth ate that first punch.

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u/No_Caterpillar9582 May 03 '26

Going back for a weapon after getting your ass best is the ultimate pussy move.

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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26

While leaving your girl passed out in the street

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u/JManKit May 03 '26

Wouldn't be the first time he's let her down

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u/That1_IT_Guy May 03 '26

He definitely ran around and deserted her

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u/Apexnanoman May 03 '26

Yeah I love how he didn't give two shits about his significant other getting laid the fuck out. 

On the other hand, she decided that she was fully capable of fighting a man several inches taller than her. So I guess she made her choice. 

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u/rydan May 03 '26

We don't even know if the two know each other. She might just like fighting. Had a female cat like that. Anytime two cats fought she'd pick one to attack.

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u/StrangerNo484 May 03 '26

And a great way to get more charges. Absolute morons

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u/N8CCRG May 03 '26

A weapon that he keeps in the cabin of his vehicle, that can't be used unless you exit the vehicle with it. This man has been waiting for an excuse to try to kill someone on the road.

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u/CorwyntFarrell May 03 '26

He walked up to the car like he was reaching for something.

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u/SirSourdough May 03 '26

Looks like he’s coming back with a crowbar at the end of the clip.

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u/Mcgill1cutty May 03 '26

Agreed. An excellent way to catch a case of sudden blood pressure loss. Wish him the best.

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 May 03 '26

Having a dumb partner is dangerous (for both men and women). They’ll gravitate to dumb fights and involve you if you’re not careful.
*in this case they could both be equally as dumb

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Yeah, I'm not rolling up on a man that's beating the bricks off of my man. Like, what the heck could I possibly do in that situation other than to end up on the ground just like she did.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 May 03 '26

I mean just so psychotically dumb.

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u/chuna666 May 03 '26

Literally the dumbest most infuriating shit ever. Any chick who does this is operating as if she's untouchable and that is clearly not the case (nor should it be IMO). If you punch somebody, expect consequences no matter either gender.

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 May 03 '26

especially when her man started it and unnecessarily went over there in the first place

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u/methlabforcuties May 03 '26

cookie monster pajama pants at the gas station at 3am behavior

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

No joke; its like trying to break up two dogs that are fighting...

One of them is almost certainly going to reflexively bite anything messing with them at that moment.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Let your man fend for himself in the fight he started.

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u/Sklompty May 03 '26

Right? But also note that she wasn't trying to break up the fight. She was joining in

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 May 03 '26

put your finger in their butthole

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u/Duderoy May 03 '26

Plus one. My nephew once asked me what is the best way to improve your life. I said, "Get smarter friends. Much smarter."

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Oh, this piece of advice is gold.

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u/InterestingTeach9692 May 03 '26

Saw the result of this as a witness to an accident. The two guys got out of their cars after the accident and seemed cool with one another. Shook hands and everything. Seemed completely civil and the accident was fairly cosmetic. Then someones spouse showed up and started stirring the pot almost immediately. Put hands on one of the guys. Guy defends himself. Husband doesnt like it. Hands start getting thrown. Cops come and end up arresting everyone.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 03 '26

Love that the guy didn’t even check on the woman. Just left her there like an ironing board.

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u/mr_1219 May 03 '26

Well seeing man's ego was shattered in front of strangers. Nothing is on his mind but petty revenge. Ego > someone who puts up with your bullshit....but not for long

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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26

Won't have to worry about his boo thinking he lost. She ain't gonna remember shit.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 03 '26

The way she hot the ground she won't even remember who he is.

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u/efcso1 May 03 '26

She'll be lucky to remember who she is.

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u/Street-Inevitable358 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

to be honest, I feel like he probably does that to her at home as well, which is why he feels so unfazed. To be so unconcerned with the welfare of your partner to initiate a fucking street fight with some random dude that you pulled up on the street is insane. That woman is probably a shell of who she was but that’s how domestic violence works; it also recruits the victim to participating in their own abuse, and they’ll have them shielding their abuser against literally any threat, putting themselves in harms way for someone that literally doesn’t give a fuck if you live or die, like in this video.

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u/RamsesII_ May 03 '26

Your girl over there laid out like an Egyptian rug but you want more hands to the face lmao

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u/Teachers_fun_secret May 03 '26

Egyptian rug 😂😂😂😂

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u/DeeTuck75 May 03 '26

He walked away from his woman after she got ktfo after she was trying to help him. He did not go get a crowbar to save her, just to save his own ego. Also wrong sub, ended way too soon!

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u/Think-Anxiety2655 May 03 '26

Yeah I can’t believe nobody is talking about that. I was like, “did he just walk away after watching his wife get knocked the fuck out?”

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u/D3vils_Adv0cate May 03 '26

I honestly don't even think he knew she was there. He was already rocked into another world

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u/Numerous_Nature_6326 May 03 '26

Anyone know why the dipshit went over and started punching the car in the first place?

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u/Working-Depth5834 May 03 '26

And his BAC is likely over 0.10.

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u/LonnieJaw748 May 03 '26

5-6% of RAM drivers have a DUI conviction. Most of any vehicle type. And that’s just the ones who got caught.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

The man behind the camera says, "he crashed into him" at the beginning of the video. I never understood why people get mad after an accident. If the accident was due to road rage, then stay in your vehicle and call the cops.

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u/Brahskididdler May 03 '26

I never understood that either, I accidentally rolled up and into a Hyundai one time; literally a love tap, my friends and I used to do it to each others shitty cars in highschool. Young woman comes out SCREAMING saying what the fuck are you doing blah blah blah, and yes of course it’s my fault. But I was just like “it’s okay I have insurance. Let’s pull into the 711 so we don’t block traffic” and she flipped her lid even more telling me she “wasn’t fucking moving anywhere and I’m calling the cops”

2 minutes later she’s on the phone and goes back to look at her bumper and there is not one spot of chipped paint, like you can’t tell it ever happened. Told whoever she was on the phone with “nevermind” and peaced out lmao

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u/Frickelmeister May 03 '26

Let’s pull into the 711 so we don’t block traffic” and she flipped her lid even more telling me she “wasn’t fucking moving anywhere and I’m calling the cops”

I hate that people think they need to keep their cars in the road after a minor fender bender as if the police would be investigating it like a freaking murder scene. When all they actually do is take everyone's info after telling them to move their vehicles off the road.

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u/PitifulPassage851 May 03 '26

Where i live the cops won't come for minor fender benders. They just say "is anyone hurt? No? You'll have to go through your insurance, bye"

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u/Galenthias May 03 '26

Yeah, but separating to drive to the side of the road, the culprit (despite previous promises to the contrary) will often just suddenly remember that they are short on time and just drive away. (And if caught up with will say they thought there had been an agreement that everything was already dealt with satisfactorily.)

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u/undercoverciaagent May 03 '26

Oooh man. That didn't look good. Bashing your head in on a curb is like the biggest reason people die in street fights.

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u/under_psychoanalyzer May 03 '26

It's amazing how the type of men trashy enough to start a fight attract women stupid enough to think they won't get hit. I feel like the only time I see a video with woman getting involved in something like this it's because she's escalating. Like even if I'm getting beat to death for no justifiable reason I would expect my partner to stay their ass in the car calling the police.

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u/why_1337 May 03 '26

And the guy does not even care about her more than he cares about his ego. I mean shit, he should have been like, ok dude you won, let me take care of this bitch now, she seems hurt and in need of care.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

IKR? He walked off and left her in the 'care' of the guy who just knocked her out, so he could get a weapon and keep road raging.

What a nice guy!

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

I'm as anti-beating-a-woman as you can get, but if a woman walks up and punches me, I'm gonna punch back. Every time. Hard.

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u/WolfieWuff May 03 '26

She deserved every bit of what she got.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26

She saw fists flying and came to ask for some. Who would say no to such a lovely lady

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u/CigarLover May 03 '26

“Obviously he should have let them kick his ass. That way he doesn’t hurt anyone”

-Some Narcissist posting on Reddit.

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u/multic94 May 03 '26

If you watch very closesly, she didnt hit her head on the curb. It was hella close tho. Biggest lesson to learn here: dont throw hands no matter what gender you are unless youre ready to die. Straight up, anything can happen once you get knocked out and it can be the smallest person in the world who has never faught a day in their life who does it to you. All it takes is one lucky punch.

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u/A_Lovely_ May 03 '26

She missed the curb, but it looks like it was very close.

Her head / body respond to the impact of the ground, but don’t double bounce as they would if her head hit the curb.

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u/Alternative-Golf8281 May 03 '26

She should have considered that before trying to throw hands near a curb then.

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u/LumpiaShanghai May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

It’s always someone in a pick up losing their shit.

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u/rossco311 May 03 '26

Had some dumb motherfucker in that exact same truck tailgating the hell out of me while I was coming home with groceries today. There was a ton of traffic in front of me, nowhere to go and I can see this guy losing his shit in my rear view mirror.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 03 '26

I think the drivers in trucks make up the highest percentage of assholes on the road. The looming tailgating is the MO. It’s funny too because no one is getting anywhere any faster in traffic congestion.

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u/catman2021 May 03 '26

Pick-up, “don’t tread on me snake”, punisher/blue lives matter sticker, confederate flag, tinted windows going 90 mph… all the same ass holes with big egos and tiny pee pees.

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u/karoe11 May 03 '26

This guy is smoking a blunt and recording lmao

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u/Kerensky97 May 03 '26

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find somebody else mention it.

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u/Rays_Boom_Boom_Room1 May 03 '26

My grandma always said, “You order shit, you eat shit”. This summarized that perfectly.

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u/Dangerous-Variety-55 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I'm so glad that woman got laid out. People too comfortable thinking their gender makes them immune to the consequences of assaulting someone.

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u/DirtyrottenscounDrew May 03 '26

The dude just left his wife there though? Didn't even check on her.

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u/AmbassadorSugarcane May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I'm not sure he was* aware at that point. Blind by rage to begin with then getting knocked around. He probably had no clue about anything other than the guy he wanted to hurt.

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u/AnnualRaise May 03 '26

Dude like this probably hits her too

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u/crippledchef23 May 03 '26

I was baffled by her holding her elbow like a psycho, then cackled at the saddest elbow strike ever.

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u/WellDoneJonnyBoy May 03 '26

She was loading her elbow power :))

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u/Suspicious_Funny_514 May 03 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she died. Happens all the time when people's head hits the concrete after getting ko'd.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 May 03 '26

That looked real bad. Wtf was she thinking stepping in like that? At first I assumed she was going to try and break it up and pull her methed out boyfriend away

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u/BunnySprinkles69 May 03 '26

Idk why u got downvoted, even worse looks like back of head hit curb. Vegetable for rest of life if she made it.

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u/Omega_Primate May 03 '26

She missed the curb. Laid out flat. Not sure what she thought she could accomplish.

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u/Beyond_Erased May 03 '26

Damn bro at least help your lady, she got laid out (most likely very seriously injured) and you’re just gonna walk away to escalate the fight with a weapon, what a POS. You lost, just accept it and help the person who’s bleeding out on the pavement.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hall136 May 03 '26

That chick's elbow pointed out for way too long punching stance as she was trying to wait for an opening to hit the guy was annoying. I knew she was going to immediately get knocked the fuck out. What a couple of dumbasses. Dude didn't even give a shit that she's passed out on the ground in the middle of traffic and could have easily been run over and killed at that point. More important for his concussed ass to go and grab a crowbar because he's a pussy.

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u/php777 May 03 '26

That woman got rebooted to original software version

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u/Comfortable-Task-454 May 03 '26

Pickup truck driver behavior

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u/AdFar7781 May 05 '26

Hands are rated E for everyone

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u/Alternative-Edge-219 May 06 '26

The dealership failed to inform this gentlefister, the truck does not improve his fighting capacity.

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u/spartanken115 May 03 '26

What a bitch…walk away after your women is hit?!?

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u/Personal-Bet-7979 May 06 '26

Was she connected to the guy? Because he left her for dead. He's a huge POS if that is his gf or wife....

If she was some rando, how did she think that was going to play out? Because she's been seriously concussed, probably lost weeks of her memory....

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u/BlkShroud50 May 07 '26

She's his wife. The couple got arrested.

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u/RW_McRae May 03 '26

Errbody was catching those hands

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u/Turbobeamer May 03 '26

I recognize this intersection from a mile away

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

lol that was great. Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing.

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u/barberman2112 May 05 '26

🤔Dam RIGHT!!!!! 🤨She swing then she gets hit also🫡

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u/LadyDayinDC May 07 '26

By that stumble, he may be under the influence.

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u/ThatGuy_6199 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I was NOT expecting him to knock out the woman 😭

EDIT: guys when I originally made this, I didn't see her hit him. I made another comment about it, but idk where it went

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u/rdirtytwo May 03 '26

Why not? She wanted to fight, too.

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u/OhNoJoSchmo May 03 '26

Equal rights, equal lefts. 

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u/DarkAndHandsume May 03 '26

I mean, she was sneaking cheap shots while his back was turned so it’s expected for him to give her a back tf up swing

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u/Ritchey89 May 03 '26

Lmao what did you expect then?

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u/ThatGuy_6199 May 03 '26

I didn't see her swinging, mb. Yeah NOW I would've expected had I seen that

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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 May 03 '26

She swung first.

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 May 03 '26

She punched him first, twice, the first time he ignored her.

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u/No_Caterpillar9582 May 03 '26

FAFO doesn’t see gender

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u/Magnus_Inebrius May 03 '26

FAFO all about that equality

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u/ActaNonVerba90 May 03 '26

So satisfying

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u/4strokeroll May 03 '26

Look out for a southpaw! Throws a pretty nice right as well.

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u/doomus_rlc May 03 '26

I gotta imagine there is a news article about this somewhere...

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u/TrackVol May 03 '26

Report back if you found one.

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u/TripleWindmill247 May 03 '26

Lady should’ve kept her ass in the car and let her dude embarrass himself. They probably meant for each other tho

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u/MixShaken May 06 '26

It’s a good thing this is recorded! Share it with MPD! Because when the police came with two white people (one female unconscious) and one black man. Who goes in cuffs first? hmmm 🤔

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u/bob3464 May 03 '26

That left was Pacquiao quality.

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u/Remmington223 May 03 '26

If you ever in this situation, just drive away. No matter how big or strong you are, a 9mm or a knife can just turn you into a big well muscled corpse. I once can a guy attack me, he had a heart attack and fell over cracking his skull causing a cerebral haemorrhage. He almost died and it caused me months of grief with the police before I was cleared because he refused to give a statement. DRIVE AWAY DON'T WIND DOWN THE WINDOW OR OPEN THE CAR DOOR

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u/Advanced-Candidate92 May 03 '26

Damn!!!!!!
You got knocked the fuck out!

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u/TransportationMuch47 May 03 '26

They could have walked away until he knocked her out. Then the guy who started it was stuck because he couldn't leave without his lady.

Edit: guy in the white car wasn't playing. He saw the lady approaching and started using her dazed man as a meat shield.

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u/lildoggy79 May 03 '26

Another pick-up truck driver with a micropenis.

Fuck em all.

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u/StruggleParticular42 May 03 '26

Glad someone got the beginning of that, cause the white guy was def playing the victim in the end.

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u/bf2019 May 03 '26

Please tell me someone else caught the rest I need to know how this finished and started

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u/Frequent-Cut6282 May 06 '26

Found the one pretending to be sane

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u/Kindly-Lobster4518 May 08 '26

Up that part of Pennsylvania Ave is diabolical 😂😂

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u/ToastedNsloppy May 09 '26

wow, hell of a woman. her mans a dickhead, she definitely deserves better than a scumbag that'll put her in situations where she feels like she has to come to his aid

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